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Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.

#1020
March 03, 2014, 06:44:28 AM
Yeah, the universe is telling you not to waste your time on assholes when you have better things to do.
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"The only way we can ever change anything is to look in the mirror and find no enemy." - Akala  'Find No Enemy'.

Pæs

#1021
March 03, 2014, 07:28:16 AM
This is the kind of comment that gets "Fuck you. Sincerely, the universe" keyed into the hood of your car.

Cain

#1022
March 03, 2014, 11:26:29 AM
Quote from: Alty on March 03, 2014, 01:24:52 AM
Quote from: Cain on March 02, 2014, 07:23:25 PM
Will start uploading Youtube stuff again tomorrow.  Got another poll for DAO coming up, as well as three episodes of Dishonored...once I render and split them properly

Sweet. They are hypnotic. The Boy likes them too, but I keep him away from the blood.

I'll be watching Dishonored and his eyes will go wide with delight says, "What's that?"

"Uh, it's a video game movie. You can't watch it."

Yeah, it's definitely not kid friendly.  Probably not even with the "pacifist" route, and even moreso with the DLC.

As an aside, I got my first flamer in my comments today.  He was complaining that I talk too much instead of playing the game or something.  It was a big wall of text, so I just told him he was free to fuck off, and to stop crying so much.

The Good Reverend Roger

#1023
March 03, 2014, 12:31:15 PM
Quote from: Nigel on March 03, 2014, 05:59:43 AM
Thanks, guys!

I told my ex  that it seems impossible to stay on top of everything when I'm so busy with school and he said "Maybe that's the universe's way of telling you something".

Awesome.

[Holy Man™]

He is correct.  The universe is telling you to kick him IN THA NADS.  Kick those shriveled up little bastards up around his fucking ears and let 'em hang like horribly broken Christmas decorations.

[/Holy Man™]
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

#1024
March 03, 2014, 12:32:30 PM
Quote from: Nigel on March 03, 2014, 03:26:37 AM
I am about at the end of my rope.

I'm going to keep on pushing, but I am seriously just a tiny bobbing float in a sea of meltdown. No details just now, but seriously, everything is all fucked up and I can't deal with other people anymore.

:sad:

Lose your shit, Nigel.  Someone, right now, is begging for excarnation.  Sounds like maybe your ex.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

#1025
March 03, 2014, 12:33:44 PM
Quote from: Nigel on March 03, 2014, 03:22:38 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 03, 2014, 02:49:45 AM
Chicken & Kimchi pizza.

My stomach is ablaze with love.  For you.  For all of you.

:aaa: :aaa: :aaa:

I was kind of surprised how much I like it, given, you know, kimchi.

AND NOW ALL THE KOREAN GIRLS ARE LIKE "THAT'S A COLD-ASS HONKEY!"

:hammer:
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

#1026
March 03, 2014, 01:12:44 PM
I've got something to spew today.

Right after the morning meeting.  So, in about 45 minutes or so.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#1027
March 03, 2014, 02:29:12 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 03, 2014, 12:33:44 PM
Quote from: Nigel on March 03, 2014, 03:22:38 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 03, 2014, 02:49:45 AM
Chicken & Kimchi pizza.

My stomach is ablaze with love.  For you.  For all of you.

:aaa: :aaa: :aaa:

I was kind of surprised how much I like it, given, you know, kimchi.

AND NOW ALL THE KOREAN GIRLS ARE LIKE "THAT'S A COLD-ASS HONKEY!"

:hammer:

:lulz:

Kimchi is kind of the bomb-diggity. I've been making my own the last couple of years and what's kind of surprising is how insanely easy it is to make. It's also SERIOUSLY good for your digestive system and seems to have substantial other health effects. Do recommend!
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#1028
March 03, 2014, 02:35:44 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 03, 2014, 12:31:15 PM
Quote from: Nigel on March 03, 2014, 05:59:43 AM
Thanks, guys!

I told my ex  that it seems impossible to stay on top of everything when I'm so busy with school and he said "Maybe that's the universe's way of telling you something".

Awesome.

[Holy Man™]

He is correct.  The universe is telling you to kick him IN THA NADS.  Kick those shriveled up little bastards up around his fucking ears and let 'em hang like horribly broken Christmas decorations.

[/Holy Man™]

I probably don't need to mention that this is the guy who blew $200k and then moved into a studio apartment where he couldn't have the kids half time anymore, but also doesn't pay child support.

MAYBE THIS IS THE UNIVERSE'S WAY OF TELLING HIM SOMETHING, WHICH IS THAT HE'S A SACK OF SHIT.

Oh, oh, OH, also this is the THIRD time he's tried to sabotage my education. When we were married (during which time I worked through both pregnancies, the second one IN A GLASS FACTORY) I wanted to go back to school, and the week I got my placement testing he out of the blue quit his job and enrolled in school without telling me, leaving me holding the bag for all the bills. The second time I tried to go back to school, he had a tantrum and said he was leaving me, to which I wisely replied "GOOD".

I seriously think he's doing this shit on purpose. I don't know why, but I think he is.

"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

The Good Reverend Roger

#1029
March 03, 2014, 02:35:48 PM
Quote from: Nigel on March 03, 2014, 02:29:12 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 03, 2014, 12:33:44 PM
Quote from: Nigel on March 03, 2014, 03:22:38 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 03, 2014, 02:49:45 AM
Chicken & Kimchi pizza.

My stomach is ablaze with love.  For you.  For all of you.

:aaa: :aaa: :aaa:

I was kind of surprised how much I like it, given, you know, kimchi.

AND NOW ALL THE KOREAN GIRLS ARE LIKE "THAT'S A COLD-ASS HONKEY!"

:hammer:

:lulz:

Kimchi is kind of the bomb-diggity. I've been making my own the last couple of years and what's kind of surprising is how insanely easy it is to make. It's also SERIOUSLY good for your digestive system and seems to have substantial other health effects. Do recommend!

Well, this isn't real kimchi, because you aren't allowed to sell real kimchi in the United States.

It's pickled instead of rotten.  So it's super-spicy, rather than half-fermented and somewhat spicy.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#1030
March 03, 2014, 02:36:34 PM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on March 03, 2014, 06:44:28 AM
Yeah, the universe is telling you not to waste your time on assholes when you have better things to do.

Unfortunately, three of the assholes are my children.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

The Good Reverend Roger

#1031
March 03, 2014, 02:40:02 PM
Quote from: Nigel on March 03, 2014, 02:35:44 PM
Oh, oh, OH, also this is the THIRD time he's tried to sabotage my education. When we were married (during which time I worked through both pregnancies, the second one IN A GLASS FACTORY) I wanted to go back to school, and the week I got my placement testing he out of the blue quit his job and enrolled in school without telling me, leaving me holding the bag for all the bills. The second time I tried to go back to school, he had a tantrum and said he was leaving me, to which I wisely replied "GOOD".

I seriously think he's doing this shit on purpose. I don't know why, but I think he is.

Seriously?  A lot of guys have problems with women becoming as educated or more educated than themselves.  Not just spouses, either.  I've had to pull strips off of peoples' asses here for making comments about new hires in Houston or whatever (we get notices of new hires w/pics in our email), such as "Oh, she has a master's degree.  Must be some kind of ice princess."

And then the dumbass is staring at me, wondering why he's being written up, because no women heard the comment (too fucking bad, I won't tolerate workplace bigotry no matter who is listening or not listening, because I am NOT getting sued because Joe Sixpack can't keep his ignorance to himself).

They wouldn't make a comment about a GUY with a master's degree. 
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

#1032
March 03, 2014, 02:40:28 PM
Quote from: Nigel on March 03, 2014, 02:36:34 PM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on March 03, 2014, 06:44:28 AM
Yeah, the universe is telling you not to waste your time on assholes when you have better things to do.

Unfortunately, three of the assholes are my children.

I think she meant the ex, wasting your time with dumb fucking comments.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

#1033
March 03, 2014, 02:42:42 PM
Now it's rant time.

BRB, frothing, lol
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Suu

#1034
March 03, 2014, 02:47:44 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 03, 2014, 02:40:02 PM
Seriously?  A lot of guys have problems with women becoming as educated or more educated than themselves.  Not just spouses, either.  I've had to pull strips off of peoples' asses here for making comments about new hires in Houston or whatever (we get notices of new hires w/pics in our email), such as "Oh, she has a master's degree.  Must be some kind of ice princess."

And then the dumbass is staring at me, wondering why he's being written up, because no women heard the comment (too fucking bad, I won't tolerate workplace bigotry no matter who is listening or not listening, because I am NOT getting sued because Joe Sixpack can't keep his ignorance to himself).

They wouldn't make a comment about a GUY with a master's degree.

Ohhh man. I can't WAIT until I get the chance to overhear something like that. A man's genitals must not be that valuable to him if he thinks it's okay to say malicious things about a woman with an education.
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