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The Good Reverend Roger

#1065
March 04, 2014, 12:11:09 AM
Quote from: Red on March 03, 2014, 11:50:43 PM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on March 03, 2014, 10:18:20 PM
I think I will consider myself sufficiently wise when I no longer stand in front of a chair, fart, and then sit myself into my own fart cloud.
This moment of zen brought to you by Taco Bell.


Man, all this tablet talk. I feel like I'm Amish. My books are Paper! Trees DIED, man!  :lulz:
I've actually never owned a tablet. My cell phone is the old fashioned flippy kind that sucks for texting. Everyone looks at me like I'm weird for not texting people. Still not sure if I really want a fancy phone and a fancy tablet, honestly. I sort of like unplugging when I'm away from the computer as I work on a computer.

You are a tree-murdering primitive son of a bitch.

Trees have rights too, you know.  Someone should make a video about tree factory farms where they're kept in tiny cages and fed through tubes.  Like kobe beef, except they don't shit all down the ones slung underneath them.  Because trees don't poop.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

#1066
March 04, 2014, 12:11:31 AM
They should make you take sensitivity classes or something.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

#1067
March 04, 2014, 12:39:28 AM
Okay, fuck you guys.  Ima go get banned on tumblr some more.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Salty

#1068
March 04, 2014, 12:39:51 AM
My friend who made a suicide attempt is out of the hospital and is moving to North Carolina. I am glad he is doing right by himself but will be sad to see him go.
The world is a car and you're the crash test dummy.

The Good Reverend Roger

#1069
March 04, 2014, 12:40:44 AM
Quote from: Alty on March 04, 2014, 12:39:51 AM
My friend who made a suicide attempt is out of the hospital and is moving to North Carolina. I am glad he is doing right by himself but will be sad to see him go.

Well, I'm glad he made it.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

#1070
March 04, 2014, 12:41:46 AM
Who the fuck created this tumblr shit?  How the fuck am I supposed to navigate this fucking bastard?  IT MAKES NO SENSE.

Once I got banned from every page with "cis" in it that was accepting "ask", I can't find SHIT.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Salty

#1071
March 04, 2014, 12:42:16 AM
I, meanwhile, can't get even a small loan wih my sister so the van purchase is going to be a near thing if I can manage it at all.

Sort of freaking out, but breathing and just trying to keep calm.

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 04, 2014, 12:40:44 AM
Quote from: Alty on March 04, 2014, 12:39:51 AM
My friend who made a suicide attempt is out of the hospital and is moving to North Carolina. I am glad he is doing right by himself but will be sad to see him go.

Well, I'm glad he made it.

Me too. If I have to lose a friend I would prefer it be to moving.
The world is a car and you're the crash test dummy.

Salty

#1072
March 04, 2014, 12:43:03 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 04, 2014, 12:41:46 AM
Who the fuck created this tumblr shit?  How the fuck am I supposed to navigate this fucking bastard?  IT MAKES NO SENSE.

Once I got banned from every page with "cis" in it that was accepting "ask", I can't find SHIT.

When looking for specific tumblrs I recommend google. Their built in search is lame,
The world is a car and you're the crash test dummy.

The Good Reverend Roger

#1073
March 04, 2014, 12:47:00 AM
Quote from: Alty on March 04, 2014, 12:43:03 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 04, 2014, 12:41:46 AM
Who the fuck created this tumblr shit?  How the fuck am I supposed to navigate this fucking bastard?  IT MAKES NO SENSE.

Once I got banned from every page with "cis" in it that was accepting "ask", I can't find SHIT.

When looking for specific tumblrs I recommend google. Their built in search is lame,

Well, the stuff I have seen so far has validated my extremely low opinion of the human species so far, so I'll give that a try.

Haters gonna hate.  And I am a hater.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Salty

#1074
March 04, 2014, 12:53:34 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 04, 2014, 12:47:00 AM
Quote from: Alty on March 04, 2014, 12:43:03 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 04, 2014, 12:41:46 AM
Who the fuck created this tumblr shit?  How the fuck am I supposed to navigate this fucking bastard?  IT MAKES NO SENSE.

Once I got banned from every page with "cis" in it that was accepting "ask", I can't find SHIT.

When looking for specific tumblrs I recommend google. Their built in search is lame,

Well, the stuff I have seen so far has validated my extremely low opinion of the human species so far, so I'll give that a try.

Haters gonna hate.  And I am a hater.

I don't know what is about tumblr that makes people unload their stupid. But there's some great stuff on there too.
The world is a car and you're the crash test dummy.

The Good Reverend Roger

#1075
March 04, 2014, 12:55:49 AM
Quote from: Alty on March 04, 2014, 12:53:34 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 04, 2014, 12:47:00 AM
Quote from: Alty on March 04, 2014, 12:43:03 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 04, 2014, 12:41:46 AM
Who the fuck created this tumblr shit?  How the fuck am I supposed to navigate this fucking bastard?  IT MAKES NO SENSE.

Once I got banned from every page with "cis" in it that was accepting "ask", I can't find SHIT.

When looking for specific tumblrs I recommend google. Their built in search is lame,

Well, the stuff I have seen so far has validated my extremely low opinion of the human species so far, so I'll give that a try.

Haters gonna hate.  And I am a hater.

I don't know what is about tumblr that makes people unload their stupid. But there's some great stuff on there too.

Probably.  I'm there to laugh at assholes, and other assholes that take the assholes seriously.

"You're a racist."

"NO, U"

"Shut up, cracker"

"OH SHIT!  SEE, HE'S A RACIST!  UNNNNG"

etc, ad nauseum.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#1076
March 04, 2014, 01:21:43 AM
Quote from: Alty on March 04, 2014, 12:53:34 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 04, 2014, 12:47:00 AM
Quote from: Alty on March 04, 2014, 12:43:03 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 04, 2014, 12:41:46 AM
Who the fuck created this tumblr shit?  How the fuck am I supposed to navigate this fucking bastard?  IT MAKES NO SENSE.

Once I got banned from every page with "cis" in it that was accepting "ask", I can't find SHIT.

When looking for specific tumblrs I recommend google. Their built in search is lame,

Well, the stuff I have seen so far has validated my extremely low opinion of the human species so far, so I'll give that a try.

Haters gonna hate.  And I am a hater.

I don't know what is about tumblr that makes people unload their stupid. But there's some great stuff on there too.

Probably that their core userbase is 13-21.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#1077
March 04, 2014, 01:23:29 AM
Quote from: The Suu on March 03, 2014, 06:35:49 PM
Quote from: Nigel on March 03, 2014, 05:42:59 PM
I have to go to school. My eyes are burning and I feel like I'm going to pop a blood vessel at any moment. I sent the foster kid off with her aunt, and I have to meet with the douchebag ex and my son this evening.

I have to finish and turn in my chemistry midterm today.

Harness the power of the blood vessel and squirt your ex in the face with it, like those creepy poisonous lizards or some shit do. Guaranteed he'll leave you alone.

I've always wished I could do that.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

The Good Reverend Roger

#1078
March 04, 2014, 01:26:42 AM
Quote from: Nigel on March 04, 2014, 01:21:43 AM
Quote from: Alty on March 04, 2014, 12:53:34 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 04, 2014, 12:47:00 AM
Quote from: Alty on March 04, 2014, 12:43:03 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 04, 2014, 12:41:46 AM
Who the fuck created this tumblr shit?  How the fuck am I supposed to navigate this fucking bastard?  IT MAKES NO SENSE.

Once I got banned from every page with "cis" in it that was accepting "ask", I can't find SHIT.

When looking for specific tumblrs I recommend google. Their built in search is lame,

Well, the stuff I have seen so far has validated my extremely low opinion of the human species so far, so I'll give that a try.

Haters gonna hate.  And I am a hater.

I don't know what is about tumblr that makes people unload their stupid. But there's some great stuff on there too.

Probably that their core userbase is 13-21.

Ah.  I was guessing early 20s Garbo clones.

But you're probably right.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#1079
March 04, 2014, 01:30:04 AM
So at lunchtime, thinking I was being wise, I bought a burrito for dinner as well as tacos for lunch. I paid $6 for it. I am eating it now, and this is the shittiest taco-truck burrito I have ever had. It consists of an abundance of gristly strips of beef, a pile of bland rice, and a few beans. No salsa. No guac. No cheese.

This is BULLSHIT.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

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