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Started by The Good Reverend Roger, February 03, 2014, 05:33:44 PM

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The Good Reverend Roger

February 03, 2014, 05:33:44 PM
SEE WHAT WE'VE
COME TO, AMERICA?


" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

#1
February 03, 2014, 05:42:06 PM
First, they wanted to go to school, and we thought

"How adorable!  What could it hurt?"

And then they wanted to vote and we thought

"Okay.  We'll help the little darlings decide."

But then they burnt their bras and wanted equal pay and we thought

"We'll just ignore that bit."

So they took us to court and we thought

"This is getting a little out of hand."

AND THEN they decided that they get to decide when they have sex
Evenif they're MARRIED TO US, and we thought

"WTF?"

AND THEN IT WAS CATS AND DOGS FUCKING IN THE STREETS FOREVER.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#2
February 03, 2014, 05:47:29 PM
:mittens:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

The Good Reverend Roger

#3
February 03, 2014, 05:48:38 PM
Quote from: Nigel's Red Velveteen Skinmeat Snacks on February 03, 2014, 05:47:29 PM
:mittens:

This is in progress.  I think the final title will be "An Ode to Poe's Law".
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Anna Mae Bollocks

#4
February 03, 2014, 05:51:41 PM
 :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
Scantily-Clad Inspector of Gigantic and Unnecessary Cashews, Texas Division

The Good Reverend Roger

#5
February 03, 2014, 05:54:44 PM
"Bob Henderson of Amarillo, Texas, came home one night, and was confronted by a nightmare.  His wife and her new "feminist" friends had sacrificed their children to Baal on the dining room table.  While Bob stood there horrified, his wife snuck up on him and castrated him with a pair of hedge clippers."
- Men's Daily, 1963.

"Sam Goldman starved to death after his wife ran off with radical lesbians, without even taking the time to tell him how to make a TV dinner."
- John Birch Society Newsletter, 1971.

"The Smith family of Tampa Bay, Florida, perished in an out of control bra fire."
- The Watchtower, 1968.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Anna Mae Bollocks

#6
February 03, 2014, 05:58:31 PM
The bra fire thing needs a mascot. Like Smokey the Bear, only for bra fires.
Because FIRE. THE CHILDREN.
Scantily-Clad Inspector of Gigantic and Unnecessary Cashews, Texas Division

trippinprincezz13

#7
February 03, 2014, 06:04:23 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on February 03, 2014, 05:54:44 PM
"The Smith family of Tampa Bay, Florida, perished in an out of control bra fire."
- The Watchtower, 1968.

:lulz:

By the logic of a book I picked up at a yard sale, with women abandoning their posts in the kitchen, men can't even find the condiments in the fridge or figure out where the hell the napkins are. There'll be mayonnaise in the coffee maker and they'll reduced to wiping their hands and faces on any animal that happens to wander by (assuming they're not already fornicating in the streets, that is). Why couldn't women just stay home!?
There's no sun shine coming through her ass, if you are sure of your penis.

Paranoia is a disease unto itself, and may I add, the person standing next to you, may not be who they appear to be, so take precaution.

If there is no order in your sexual life it may be difficult to stay with a whole skin.

The Good Reverend Roger

#8
February 03, 2014, 06:05:40 PM
Quote from: trippinprincezz13 on February 03, 2014, 06:04:23 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on February 03, 2014, 05:54:44 PM
"The Smith family of Tampa Bay, Florida, perished in an out of control bra fire."
- The Watchtower, 1968.

:lulz:

By the logic of a book I picked up at a yard sale, with women abandoning their posts in the kitchen, men can't even find the condiments in the fridge or figure out where the hell the napkins are. There'll be mayonnaise in the coffee maker and they'll reduced to wiping their hands and faces on any animal that happens to wander by (assuming they're not already fornicating in the streets, that is). Why couldn't women just stay home!?

Like I said, Poe's Law.  As outrageous as I can be, someone seriously same the same shit, decades ago.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Aye Aye Aye Aye Aye Aye Pu ERT Oh Ricoh

#9
February 04, 2014, 01:19:36 AM
"Instead of Following Him Around"

[Husband walks into the living room smoking, ashes falling off his cigarette]
[Wife follows, picking up the ashes after him]
Commercial speaker: Instead of following him around, treat him with a present: a smoking pipe*! Diana pipes: health, cleanliness, nobility! Diana! For the best in pipes!
[Wife caressing the pipe]

*This part can also be translated as: "Instead of letting him fuck you up the ass all the time, treat him with a present: a blowjob!"

-S
δεν ξέρω τι υποτίθεται πως, αλλά ούτε και τι

Suu

#10
February 04, 2014, 01:28:11 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on February 03, 2014, 05:54:44 PM

"The Smith family of Tampa Bay, Florida, perished in an out of control bra fire."
- The Watchtower, 1968.

I am keeping this quote forever.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.

#11
February 04, 2014, 02:31:09 AM
Quote from: The Suu on February 04, 2014, 01:28:11 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on February 03, 2014, 05:54:44 PM

"The Smith family of Tampa Bay, Florida, perished in an out of control bra fire."
- The Watchtower, 1968.

I am keeping this quote forever.

Those synthetic fabrics go up quick!
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Hulking Dormouse of Lust and DESPAIR™
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