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There are two novels that can change a bookish fourteen-year old's life: The Lord of the Rings and Atlas Shrugged. One is a childish fantasy that often engenders a lifelong obsession with its unbelievable heroes, leading to an emotionally stunted, socially crippled adulthood, unable to deal with the real world. The other, of course, involves orcs.

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Started by Pæs, February 07, 2014, 08:49:51 AM

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February 07, 2014, 08:49:51 AM

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February 07, 2014, 09:04:01 AM
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What are the odds these eloquent gentlemen spend their free time flip-flopping from pornhub to OKC?
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February 07, 2014, 01:16:09 PM
IT'S BONNER TIME!

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#3
February 07, 2014, 01:21:37 PM
Thank you sir!

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#4
February 07, 2014, 02:15:23 PM
I'm afraid I'm a stickler for the classic Pornhub Comments on Stock Photos.  Truly, there is not a romantic bone in my body.

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February 07, 2014, 07:52:38 PM
Quote from: Alty on February 07, 2014, 09:04:01 AM
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What are the odds these eloquent gentlemen spend their free time flip-flopping from pornhub to OKC?

99/1.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

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February 07, 2014, 10:08:57 PM
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