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ERMAHGERD COOKIECOTT 2014

Started by Suu, February 07, 2014, 07:37:43 PM

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Junkenstein

#15
February 10, 2014, 11:01:18 PM
I spent 20 minutes trying to think of subversive names that would fly.

I got nothing.
Nine naked Men just walking down the road will cause a heap of trouble for all concerned.

Junkenstein

#16
March 03, 2014, 09:57:33 AM
http://www.dailykos.com/story/2014/02/28/1281191/-Lesbian-Jihadists-Attempt-Takeover-of-Girl-Scouts

QuoteThe left is having overwhelming success in corrupting this country.  It's not arguable.  It isn't denial.  They are corrupting the culture, it seems, at will.  For example, a Breitbart story: "Girl Scouts Hire Lesbian as Chief 'Girl Experience Officer' -- As millions of moms consider digging into pocketbooks for Girl Scout cookies this year, they may be interested to know about the hiring of Krista Kokjohn-Poehler in the Girl Scouts executive office in New York City.

"Kokjohn-Poehler is an out lesbian married to a woman named Ashley Kokjohn," and she's the girl experience officer for the Girl Scouts now.  So, I mean, they're just... But at the same time, there's an all-out jihad, I think, being conducted on the culture.  It's undeniable.

Rush Limbaugh is referring to a Breitbart story posted two days ago and since echoed hysterically by myriad right wing blogs.

More batshit crazy than you can shake a stick at. Seriously, this is well into full blown idiot territory now. I'm thinking my earlier idea might just fly if they keep this shit up.
Nine naked Men just walking down the road will cause a heap of trouble for all concerned.

Suu

#17
March 03, 2014, 02:55:17 PM
Good thing the Boy Scouts still hate the gays.

Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#18
March 03, 2014, 03:24:25 PM
Quote from: Junkenstein on March 03, 2014, 09:57:33 AM
http://www.dailykos.com/story/2014/02/28/1281191/-Lesbian-Jihadists-Attempt-Takeover-of-Girl-Scouts

QuoteThe left is having overwhelming success in corrupting this country.  It's not arguable.  It isn't denial.  They are corrupting the culture, it seems, at will.  For example, a Breitbart story: "Girl Scouts Hire Lesbian as Chief 'Girl Experience Officer' -- As millions of moms consider digging into pocketbooks for Girl Scout cookies this year, they may be interested to know about the hiring of Krista Kokjohn-Poehler in the Girl Scouts executive office in New York City.

"Kokjohn-Poehler is an out lesbian married to a woman named Ashley Kokjohn," and she's the girl experience officer for the Girl Scouts now.  So, I mean, they're just... But at the same time, there's an all-out jihad, I think, being conducted on the culture.  It's undeniable.

Rush Limbaugh is referring to a Breitbart story posted two days ago and since echoed hysterically by myriad right wing blogs.

More batshit crazy than you can shake a stick at. Seriously, this is well into full blown idiot territory now. I'm thinking my earlier idea might just fly if they keep this shit up.

OMG THEY GAVE A LESBIAN A JOB! JIHAD!
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

The Good Reverend Roger

#19
March 03, 2014, 03:25:38 PM
Quote from: Nigel on March 03, 2014, 03:24:25 PM
Quote from: Junkenstein on March 03, 2014, 09:57:33 AM
http://www.dailykos.com/story/2014/02/28/1281191/-Lesbian-Jihadists-Attempt-Takeover-of-Girl-Scouts

QuoteThe left is having overwhelming success in corrupting this country.  It's not arguable.  It isn't denial.  They are corrupting the culture, it seems, at will.  For example, a Breitbart story: "Girl Scouts Hire Lesbian as Chief 'Girl Experience Officer' -- As millions of moms consider digging into pocketbooks for Girl Scout cookies this year, they may be interested to know about the hiring of Krista Kokjohn-Poehler in the Girl Scouts executive office in New York City.

"Kokjohn-Poehler is an out lesbian married to a woman named Ashley Kokjohn," and she's the girl experience officer for the Girl Scouts now.  So, I mean, they're just... But at the same time, there's an all-out jihad, I think, being conducted on the culture.  It's undeniable.

Rush Limbaugh is referring to a Breitbart story posted two days ago and since echoed hysterically by myriad right wing blogs.

More batshit crazy than you can shake a stick at. Seriously, this is well into full blown idiot territory now. I'm thinking my earlier idea might just fly if they keep this shit up.

OMG THEY GAVE A LESBIAN A JOB! JIHAD!

SHE'S GONNA RECRUIT THEM LITTLE GIRLS!

CARD-CARRYING COMMUNISTS IN THE STATE DEPARTMENT!  JEWS IN THE BANKS!  BLACK PEOPLE COMING FOR OUR WHITE WIMMEN!  UNNNNNNG!
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#20
March 03, 2014, 03:43:29 PM
Obviously, hiring a lesbian is exactly the same thing as declaring war on Christianity and Family Values.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

The Good Reverend Roger

#21
March 03, 2014, 03:44:32 PM
Quote from: Nigel on March 03, 2014, 03:43:29 PM
Obviously, hiring a lesbian is exactly the same thing as declaring war on Christianity and Family Values.

Next thing you know, we'll let Gay people TEACH or something.  JUST LIKE THEY WERE REAL PEOPLE WITH ACTUAL BLOOD IN THEIR VEINS LIKE YOU AND ME.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Suu

#22
March 03, 2014, 04:06:32 PM
YOU'RE NOT THINKING OF THE CHILDREN ENOUGH!
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Suu

#23
March 03, 2014, 04:13:29 PM
But these folks are. I especially like the oath-taking salute.

http://www.mercurynews.com/news/ci_25233358/trail-life-courts-those-who-oppose-boy-scouts
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

The Good Reverend Roger

#24
March 03, 2014, 04:20:05 PM
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Suu

#25
March 03, 2014, 04:28:40 PM
Loving those Christian values!  :lulz:
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Suu

#26
March 03, 2014, 06:38:57 PM
a friend from high school who converted to born-again after a heroin addiction messaged me after I posted that link to the Trail Life article, and he called me all sorts of amazing names and told me that he was sick of me "hating" Christians and their precious values, and I wasn't thinking of the children and shit. Oh, and that he was going to unfollow my posts because I hurt him all the time.

My response, "Look, I'm really glad that Christ was able to cure you of your addiction, but it's clear to me now that so could have the Church of Scientology."

Blocked. 

:lulz:

This kid signed my high school yearbook telling me that Dogma was the greatest movie ever because it told us everything we needed to know about organized religion in 2 hours.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

The Good Reverend Roger

#27
March 03, 2014, 08:20:00 PM
Quote from: The Suu on March 03, 2014, 06:38:57 PM
a friend from high school who converted to born-again after a heroin addiction messaged me after I posted that link to the Trail Life article, and he called me all sorts of amazing names and told me that he was sick of me "hating" Christians and their precious values, and I wasn't thinking of the children and shit. Oh, and that he was going to unfollow my posts because I hurt him all the time.

"So long, Mister codependent fuckstick!"
\
:wave:
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Ben Shapiro

#28
March 03, 2014, 09:03:35 PM
Quote from: The Suu on March 03, 2014, 06:38:57 PM
a friend from high school who converted to born-again after a heroin addiction messaged me after I posted that link to the Trail Life article, and he called me all sorts of amazing names and told me that he was sick of me "hating" Christians and their precious values, and I wasn't thinking of the children and shit. Oh, and that he was going to unfollow my posts because I hurt him all the time.

My response, "Look, I'm really glad that Christ was able to cure you of your addiction, but it's clear to me now that so could have the Church of Scientology."

Blocked. 

:lulz:

This kid signed my high school yearbook telling me that Dogma was the greatest movie ever because it told us everything we needed to know about organized religion in 2 hours.

SCREENSHOT THAT PLEASE! SPAM HIS INBOX! Pretty please for bear?

Suu

#29
March 03, 2014, 09:09:22 PM
Quote from: /b/earman on March 03, 2014, 09:03:35 PM
Quote from: The Suu on March 03, 2014, 06:38:57 PM
a friend from high school who converted to born-again after a heroin addiction messaged me after I posted that link to the Trail Life article, and he called me all sorts of amazing names and told me that he was sick of me "hating" Christians and their precious values, and I wasn't thinking of the children and shit. Oh, and that he was going to unfollow my posts because I hurt him all the time.

My response, "Look, I'm really glad that Christ was able to cure you of your addiction, but it's clear to me now that so could have the Church of Scientology."

Blocked. 

:lulz:

This kid signed my high school yearbook telling me that Dogma was the greatest movie ever because it told us everything we needed to know about organized religion in 2 hours.

SCREENSHOT THAT PLEASE! SPAM HIS INBOX! Pretty please for bear?

He blocked me after the Scieno comment, but I'll see what I can remind him. Hell, I can scan the fucking letter he wrote me in which he wrote it. But heroin burned up his fucking brain good. He used to be really smart and a blast to hang out with. We did a lot of writing together in our comp classes and he helped me start my first novel attempt. It ripped me apart when I found out he decided to stick himself with a needle for whatever reason, and although I'm glad that he survived the ordeal and was able to kick the drug, I wish he didn't have to turn to religion to fix him. Like Roger said: codependency. He switched one addiction for another. At least if he was a Scientologist, he'd still believe in evolution, just with added thetans.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."
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