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Started by The Good Reverend Roger, February 05, 2014, 03:42:28 PM

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The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Eater of Clowns on February 06, 2014, 08:08:32 PM
Quote from: Waffleman on February 06, 2014, 06:50:39 PM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on February 06, 2014, 06:42:08 PM
I would pay to see a video of Roger twerking.

lots and lots and loads of money

Secondary market - I would pay to not see it.

When I am King Funkasaurus the First, and Richter is the King's Justice1, everyone will see it.  Or else.




1 The title was gonna be "King's Hand", but Jenn informs me that position has been filled2.




2 This shit writes itself.  "The position has been filled".  Christ.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.

Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on February 10, 2014, 05:24:58 PM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on February 06, 2014, 08:08:32 PM
Quote from: Waffleman on February 06, 2014, 06:50:39 PM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on February 06, 2014, 06:42:08 PM
I would pay to see a video of Roger twerking.

lots and lots and loads of money

Secondary market - I would pay to not see it.

When I am King Funkasaurus the First, and Richter is the King's Justice1, everyone will see it.  Or else.




1 The title was gonna be "King's Hand", but Jenn informs me that position has been filled2.




2 This shit writes itself.  "The position has been filled".  Christ.

I can see you doing a remake of "Wrecking Ball" and people's heads exploding.
Weevil-Infested Badfun Wrongsex Referee From The 9th Earth
Slick and Deranged Wombat of Manhood Questioning
Hulking Dormouse of Lust and DESPAIR™
Gatling Geyser of Rainbow AIDS

"The only way we can ever change anything is to look in the mirror and find no enemy." - Akala  'Find No Enemy'.

Ben Shapiro

I'm willing to kill my first born to see a video of Roger singing and dancing "This is the song that never ends".

Sir Squid Diddimus

The next person that sings that song dies.
I can almost promise this.


The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Sir Squid Diddimus on February 13, 2014, 05:31:14 AM
The next person that sings that song dies.
I can almost promise this.

You promised to kill me when I told you that they sell Keystone in Tucson, on account of I told you to move here.

And yet here I am.  I feel safe.

But I was gonna sing Word Up by Cameo.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

LMNO

Acceptable, provided you wear the codpiece.

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on February 15, 2014, 04:17:15 AM
Acceptable, provided you wear the codpiece.

One fire alarm red jockstrap coming up.

" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

LMNO


Cain

Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on February 12, 2014, 11:05:34 PM
I can see you doing a remake of "Wrecking Ball" and people's heads exploding.

On the day DOUR does Wrecking Ball, people will wish they had not watched at Ron Jeremy's version, as it will leave them with no suitable way to comment.