The World is ending again.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

It probably makes impeccable sense to drunk Vikings.

"Music to chew your shield by"

Don't laugh. I chew my shield all the time.

I know.  I've seen you dance.

Anyway, your mythology is too complicated.  And silly.

Dwarves holding the sky up?  We'd all bump our heads.

It's complicateder than that. The dwarves are HUGE.

How are the dwarves huge? What are they dwarves in comparison to?

Oh god, what are they dwarves in comparison too.....

[EK WAFFLR]

Waffles spelled Allfader wrong in his username.   

Nuh-uh.

[EK WAFFLR]

It probably makes impeccable sense to drunk Vikings.

"Music to chew your shield by"

Don't laugh. I chew my shield all the time.

I know.  I've seen you dance.

Anyway, your mythology is too complicated.  And silly.

Dwarves holding the sky up?  We'd all bump our heads.

It's complicateder than that. The dwarves are HUGE.

How are the dwarves huge? What are they dwarves in comparison to?

Oh god, what are they dwarves in comparison too.....

Odin is one massive motherfucker.

[EK WAFFLR]

It's complicateder than that. The dwarves are HUGE.

Newsfeed?   

Do it! Totally unbiased opinion, this.

[Lenin McCarthy]

Google translate does it pretty halfass:

Come Austre
Come gryande day
came fedre and mothers av
Høgtimbra ætter
Come hanar in Heimar tri

Come allfader Odin
Getting my mother Frigg
Come show vanar
Come utgamle thursar
About frøa is famous
sing the song
as in former lives avla

Ask capable duck
heitir Yggdrasil
Tronar evergreen
yvir Urdarbrønn

Hear me all
Sons ate Heimdall

Statt or upp's Sleep
If only power root
kvasst the eldest
of snakes that
gneg in shallows

Tri Norn I ask
life to the spin
Tri Norn I ask
that life should you twirl
Tri Norns I ask
that life must tie
bind to the roots ... ...

Æsir nornir
visa vanir
thursamøyir
Thra valkyrjur
alvar dwarf
Disir völvur
expectant Verges
Yggdrasil

Google Translate doesn't handle traditional Nynorsk very well 

[EK WAFFLR]

Google translate does it pretty halfass:

Come Austre
Come gryande day
came fedre and mothers av
Høgtimbra ætter
Come hanar in Heimar tri

Come allfader Odin
Getting my mother Frigg
Come show vanar
Come utgamle thursar
About frøa is famous
sing the song
as in former lives avla

Ask capable duck
heitir Yggdrasil
Tronar evergreen
yvir Urdarbrønn

Hear me all
Sons ate Heimdall

Statt or upp's Sleep
If only power root
kvasst the eldest
of snakes that
gneg in shallows

Tri Norn I ask
life to the spin
Tri Norn I ask
that life should you twirl
Tri Norns I ask
that life must tie
bind to the roots ... ...

Æsir nornir
visa vanir
thursamøyir
Thra valkyrjur
alvar dwarf
Disir völvur
expectant Verges
Yggdrasil

Google Translate doesn't handle traditional Nynorsk very well 

I think I may have to write lyrics in traditional Nynorsk (1918 reform) and google translate them for my BM band.

[Elder Iptuous]

i think i will trust the capable duck.