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Hell yeah. THIS is the apocalypse I was waiting for!

Started by The Good Reverend Roger, February 19, 2014, 08:57:09 PM

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The Good Reverend Roger

February 19, 2014, 08:57:09 PM
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Anna Mae Bollocks

#1
February 19, 2014, 11:11:44 PM
America needs A HERO.
WILL NO ONE STEP UP???  :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#2
February 19, 2014, 11:22:43 PM
 :lulz: :lulz: WTF??
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

The Good Reverend Roger

#3
February 19, 2014, 11:23:21 PM
Quote from: Nigel's Red Volvulus Skin Sacs on February 19, 2014, 11:22:43 PM
:lulz: :lulz: WTF??

Japan gets giant reptiles.

We get chihuahuas.   :argh!:
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#4
February 19, 2014, 11:27:07 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on February 19, 2014, 11:23:21 PM
Quote from: Nigel's Red Volvulus Skin Sacs on February 19, 2014, 11:22:43 PM
:lulz: :lulz: WTF??

Japan gets giant reptiles.

We get chihuahuas.   :argh!:

I actually find it slightly more disconcerting.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Pæs

#5
February 19, 2014, 11:27:44 PM
What America needs is more rich socialites with chihuahua-sized handbags.

The Good Reverend Roger

#6
February 19, 2014, 11:28:14 PM
Quote from: Nigel's Red Volvulus Skin Sacs on February 19, 2014, 11:27:07 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on February 19, 2014, 11:23:21 PM
Quote from: Nigel's Red Volvulus Skin Sacs on February 19, 2014, 11:22:43 PM
:lulz: :lulz: WTF??

Japan gets giant reptiles.

We get chihuahuas.   :argh!:

I actually find it slightly more disconcerting.

My son and I were just discussing how animal control would actually deal with that.

And wondering why the coyotes haven't cleaned them up.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

#7
February 19, 2014, 11:28:59 PM
Quote from: Pæs on February 19, 2014, 11:27:44 PM
What America needs is more rich socialites with chihuahua-sized handbags.

Sheriff Joe won't do shit about it.  He's too busy screeching about locking up all the liberals, because he's sick of them telling the truth about him or some shit.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#8
February 19, 2014, 11:35:30 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on February 19, 2014, 11:28:14 PM
Quote from: Nigel's Red Volvulus Skin Sacs on February 19, 2014, 11:27:07 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on February 19, 2014, 11:23:21 PM
Quote from: Nigel's Red Volvulus Skin Sacs on February 19, 2014, 11:22:43 PM
:lulz: :lulz: WTF??

Japan gets giant reptiles.

We get chihuahuas.   :argh!:

I actually find it slightly more disconcerting.

My son and I were just discussing how animal control would actually deal with that.

And wondering why the coyotes haven't cleaned them up.

Coyotes ain't gonna fuck with a pack of chihuahuas. You know those things are genetically closer to wild animals than any other domesticated breed, right?
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

The Good Reverend Roger

#9
February 19, 2014, 11:37:39 PM
Quote from: Nigel's Red Volvulus Skin Sacs on February 19, 2014, 11:35:30 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on February 19, 2014, 11:28:14 PM
Quote from: Nigel's Red Volvulus Skin Sacs on February 19, 2014, 11:27:07 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on February 19, 2014, 11:23:21 PM
Quote from: Nigel's Red Volvulus Skin Sacs on February 19, 2014, 11:22:43 PM
:lulz: :lulz: WTF??

Japan gets giant reptiles.

We get chihuahuas.   :argh!:

I actually find it slightly more disconcerting.

My son and I were just discussing how animal control would actually deal with that.

And wondering why the coyotes haven't cleaned them up.

Coyotes ain't gonna fuck with a pack of chihuahuas. You know those things are genetically closer to wild animals than any other domesticated breed, right?

They are rats.  Vicious little rats, posing as dogs.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.

#10
February 20, 2014, 08:08:42 PM
Chihuahuas are evil little bastards. Hideous little critters. But that article linked to this one: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/01/03/marijuana-overdose_n_4538580.html

Which made me laugh.

Still loathe chihuahuas, though. I'm surprised people aren't just shooting them. Or is AZ not one of the gun states?
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The Good Reverend Roger

#11
February 20, 2014, 09:26:59 PM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on February 20, 2014, 08:08:42 PM
Chihuahuas are evil little bastards. Hideous little critters. But that article linked to this one: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/01/03/marijuana-overdose_n_4538580.html

Which made me laugh.

Still loathe chihuahuas, though. I'm surprised people aren't just shooting them. Or is AZ not one of the gun states?

Arizona is THE gun state.  No permits for anything for anybody.  Buy a gun within 60 minutes of deciding to, walk out of the store with it hidden in your jacket, all legal.

But no bastard here is TRAINED, and chihuahuas are very small.  And very fast.  Whoosh!

So some 300 year old pensioner hasn't even got time to REACH for his piece before the pack pulls him down.  Like a moose.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.

#12
February 20, 2014, 11:20:43 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on February 20, 2014, 09:26:59 PM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on February 20, 2014, 08:08:42 PM
Chihuahuas are evil little bastards. Hideous little critters. But that article linked to this one: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/01/03/marijuana-overdose_n_4538580.html

Which made me laugh.

Still loathe chihuahuas, though. I'm surprised people aren't just shooting them. Or is AZ not one of the gun states?

Arizona is THE gun state.  No permits for anything for anybody.  Buy a gun within 60 minutes of deciding to, walk out of the store with it hidden in your jacket, all legal.

But no bastard here is TRAINED, and chihuahuas are very small.  And very fast.  Whoosh!

So some 300 year old pensioner hasn't even got time to REACH for his piece before the pack pulls him down.  Like a moose.

I thought so. Just throw them a pensioner and then pick them off as they attack. :P
Weevil-Infested Badfun Wrongsex Referee From The 9th Earth
Slick and Deranged Wombat of Manhood Questioning
Hulking Dormouse of Lust and DESPAIR™
Gatling Geyser of Rainbow AIDS

"The only way we can ever change anything is to look in the mirror and find no enemy." - Akala  'Find No Enemy'.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#13
February 21, 2014, 03:06:17 AM
I love chihuahuas, they're rad little assholes.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

The Good Reverend Roger

#14
February 21, 2014, 03:17:52 AM
Quote from: Nigel's Red Volvulus Skin Sacs on February 21, 2014, 03:06:17 AM
I love chihuahuas, they're rad little assholes.

Can't stand 'em, mostly because there's two of them down the street which apparently do not need to stop barking long enough to breathe at, say, 2 AM on weeknights.

I hate the owners more, but fuck those little critters.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.
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