Jonathan Davis loses the plot, says some crazy shit

[Nephew Twiddleton]

Also, half our module 3 plants died and she was like, GOOD.

Seriously, she is awesome.

This person sounds really interesting.

I'm picturing it.

Her: FUCK YOU YOU FUCKING PLANT!
Plant:
Her: THAT'S RIGHT MOTHERFUCKER. JUST FUCKING SIT THERE.
Plant:

She's from New Mexico, and says, "Growing up, plants just weren't part of my reality".

[Nephew Twiddleton]

Bump that is totally irrelevant to my OP, but alternation of generation? Yeah, fuck plants. I have a plate right there. Have normal, uncomplicated sex lives, like humans. Yeah we get bisexual intersex multigendered individuals but their dicks don't float away on the air, lead an independent existence as its own fucking organism and spoo all over your car in the hopes that oak tree vagina is nearby.

Nope.

Some sort of combination of attached, diploid celled genitals. Not runaway sperm move out and get their own apartment BEFORE they fertilize that effing egg.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Seriously, plants, wat r u doin? Plants. Stahp.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

Seriously, plants, wat r u doin? Plants. Stahp.

I'd blame fungi too, but at least they have the sense to cut down on the alternation bit by usually being haploid.

Which is still fucked up, but they still spend most of their time as something specific.