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The Good Reverend Roger

February 25, 2014, 12:17:57 AM
http://truedemocracyparty.net/

More WOO per page than even Mysticwicks.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Nephew Twiddleton

#1
February 25, 2014, 12:37:02 AM
What the...
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Sentence or sentence fragment pending

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TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.

#2
February 25, 2014, 12:39:02 AM
Whatever they're smoking, it seems to be potent.
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Hulking Dormouse of Lust and DESPAIR™
Gatling Geyser of Rainbow AIDS

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The Good Reverend Roger

#3
February 25, 2014, 12:43:06 AM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on February 25, 2014, 12:39:02 AM
Whatever they're smoking, it seems to be potent.

Yeah, they start out with holocaust denial, then state that vitamin B cures breast cancer, then sort of drift off into ninjas.

NINJAS!
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Ben Shapiro

#4
February 25, 2014, 01:25:58 AM
I for one welcome our Ninjitsu AIDS overlords!

P3nT4gR4m

#5
February 25, 2014, 10:38:03 AM
You had me at "ninjas" I DEMAND that this organisation is given absolute power, immediately!

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
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walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

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Junkenstein

#6
February 25, 2014, 11:49:58 AM
Scanned through headlines

"Hemp oil repairs DNA"

That's not even the stupidest, that's just the point where I gave up trying. Someone needs to get these guys editing conservepedia just to see what happens if nothing else.
Nine naked Men just walking down the road will cause a heap of trouble for all concerned.

Reginald Ret

#7
February 25, 2014, 02:03:21 PM
Quote from: Junkenstein on February 25, 2014, 11:49:58 AM
Scanned through headlines

"Hemp oil repairs DNA"

That's not even the stupidest, that's just the point where I gave up trying. Someone needs to get these guys editing conservepedia just to see what happens if nothing else.
I gave up at the third headline with Holocaust in it.
Lord Byron: "Those who will not reason, are bigots, those who cannot, are fools, and those who dare not, are slaves."

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Random Probability

#8
February 25, 2014, 02:22:35 PM
Quote from: :regret: on February 25, 2014, 02:03:21 PM
Quote from: Junkenstein on February 25, 2014, 11:49:58 AM
Scanned through headlines

"Hemp oil repairs DNA"

That's not even the stupidest, that's just the point where I gave up trying. Someone needs to get these guys editing conservepedia just to see what happens if nothing else.
I gave up at the third headline with Holocaust in it.
Oh, it get's better than that.  "Eisenhower's Death Camps"   :lulz:

Then I read the word "chemtrails" somewhere and I gave up...

Suu

#9
February 25, 2014, 04:18:03 PM
THIS PAGE IS ALL I EVER WANTED.

THANK YOU, KIND AND BENEVOLENT REVEREND!
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Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Junkenstein

#10
February 25, 2014, 06:06:12 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 25, 2014, 12:17:57 AM
http://truedemocracyparty.net/

More WOO per page than even Mysticwicks.

On further examination, I must disagree.

It's got more BATSHIT INSANE/page than mysticwicks, but that hole is still the winner in woo stakes.
Nine naked Men just walking down the road will cause a heap of trouble for all concerned.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#11
February 26, 2014, 01:59:25 AM
Oh my god, this is amazing!
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#12
February 26, 2014, 02:02:00 AM
I can't decide if they're batshit or trolling.
Poe's Law reigns supreme.
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Junkenstein

#13
February 26, 2014, 12:06:22 PM
I'll just leave this here:
http://www.icechewing.com/
Nine naked Men just walking down the road will cause a heap of trouble for all concerned.

Suu

#14
February 26, 2014, 12:45:45 PM
I like my friend's hypothesis:

There's a chance this page was made by Republicans to make Democrats look even more nuttier than they already are.  :lulz:
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Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."
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