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A Few Words on DOING DISCORDIANISM WRONG

Started by The Good Reverend Roger, February 25, 2014, 07:53:11 PM

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The Good Reverend Roger

February 25, 2014, 07:53:11 PM
It has been brought to my attention that certain Discordians feel that we are "doing it wrong", and that "several people" agree with Monad in principle, but feel that he worded things badly.  To those people, I can only say "Suck the peanuts out of my shit, pilgrim".

I'm The Good Reverend Roger, and there's nothing I like more than having the peanuts removed from my shit.

As any fucking half-wit knows, if you ask 8 Discordians what Discordianism IS, you'll get a minimum of 9 answers, a fist fight, two flounces, and a completely unrelated discussion.  So you'll have to excuse my horse laughter at the "several people" who agree with this carpet-bagging Monad jagoff, who seems to be in this for the purpose of gaining the domain name principiadiscordia.com.

Which, come to think of it, reminds me of that "Gavriel" asshole who used to come around demanding free artwork that HE could sell for his own profit, because...because.

Now, since the person didn't clarify who the "several people" were, I just plan on ignoring the existence of everyone on IRC who doesn't also post here at least occasionally.  I know some people there specifically who don't like me, or the board, or whatever.  They know who they are, and they can have all the butt-peanuts they want.  I won't be delivering them, though...I can't actually be bothered.

A word of advice to these shit-slurping crackheads, though:  If PD is so fucking bad, go make your own fucking board.  Seriously.  If you at least made an ATTEMPT to create the sort of board you'd LIKE to see, you'd have more fucking credibility than you do screeching about how everyone else is "doing it wrong" or "using the wrong software" or whatever.  Seriously..."Using the wrong software"?  Sorry we didn't tailor the board STRICTLY FOR YOU, YOU PRECIOUS LITTLE SNOWFLAKE.

So there you have it.  The board is what it is, nobody cares about your fucking opinion, and free butt-peanuts for everybody.

Now, fuck off back to your chatrooms.

Love and Kisses,
TGRR
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

LMNO

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February 25, 2014, 07:56:51 PM

The Good Reverend Roger

#2
February 25, 2014, 07:57:05 PM
There.  I feel better now.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Nephew Twiddleton

#3
February 25, 2014, 07:59:56 PM
Butt peanuts. I kinda like that phrase.
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Junkenstein

#4
February 25, 2014, 08:03:29 PM
QuoteAs any fucking half-wit knows, if you ask 8 Discordians what Discordianism IS, you'll get a minimum of 9 answers, a fist fight, two flounces, and a completely unrelated discussion.

It's amazing how often people forget the bold. It also amazes me that people still seem to think this is bad or unbecoming of Discordians.
Nine naked Men just walking down the road will cause a heap of trouble for all concerned.

The Good Reverend Roger

#5
February 25, 2014, 08:13:30 PM
Quote from: Junkenstein on February 25, 2014, 08:03:29 PM
QuoteAs any fucking half-wit knows, if you ask 8 Discordians what Discordianism IS, you'll get a minimum of 9 answers, a fist fight, two flounces, and a completely unrelated discussion.

It's amazing how often people forget the bold. It also amazes me that people still seem to think this is bad or unbecoming of Discordians.

Yeah, well, I was sort of stunned by BDS's statement.  Given some bullshit at work today from my boss (which was also a bit of a surprise), I was pretty upset.

Now I just don't give a fuck.  I may very well be out of a job after how things went down 45 minutes ago, and I don't care.  I may offend all manner of IRC shitsocks (again, I am specifically excluding people who also post here regularly, such as Cain, etc), but once again, I find myself without any fucks.  None of these bastards ever liked me anyway, so why the fuck should I be upset about a pack of assmonkeys who sit around in a chatroom moaning about how we run this board?

:lulz:
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

#6
February 25, 2014, 08:18:00 PM
Quote from: THE PHYTOPHTHORATIC HOLDER OF THE ADVANCED DEGREE on February 25, 2014, 07:59:56 PM
Butt peanuts. I kinda like that phrase.

Good.  There will be much talk of butt peanuts fairly soon, unless I miss my guess.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

#7
February 25, 2014, 08:26:58 PM
One other thing:  You will notice that I refer to the butt peanut crowd as "Discordians", which is slightly more respect than they're willing to extend to us.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Reginald Ret

#8
February 25, 2014, 08:37:58 PM
Quote from: Junkenstein on February 25, 2014, 08:03:29 PM
QuoteAs any fucking half-wit knows, if you ask 8 Discordians what Discordianism IS, you'll get a minimum of 9 answers, a fist fight, two flounces, and a completely unrelated discussion.

It's amazing how often people forget the bold. It also amazes me that people still seem to think this is bad or unbecoming of Discordians.
It is unpleasant though. Then again, that is kinda the point. No true Discordian would place friendship above honesty. (runs)
Lord Byron: "Those who will not reason, are bigots, those who cannot, are fools, and those who dare not, are slaves."

Nigel saying the wisest words ever uttered: "It's just a suffix."

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Nephew Twiddleton

#9
February 25, 2014, 08:41:09 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 25, 2014, 08:26:58 PM
One other thing:  You will notice that I refer to the butt peanut crowd as "Discordians", which is slightly more respect than they're willing to extend to us.

So, what exactly happened? Is it really that your average butt-peanut diet Discordians just want it to be all meaningless nonsense or is there something more to it than that? I guess I'm still trying to figure out where the animosity between the two groups stems.
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

The Good Reverend Roger

#10
February 25, 2014, 08:43:17 PM
Quote from: THE PHYTOPHTHORATIC HOLDER OF THE ADVANCED DEGREE on February 25, 2014, 08:41:09 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 25, 2014, 08:26:58 PM
One other thing:  You will notice that I refer to the butt peanut crowd as "Discordians", which is slightly more respect than they're willing to extend to us.

So, what exactly happened? Is it really that your average butt-peanut diet Discordians just want it to be all meaningless nonsense or is there something more to it than that? I guess I'm still trying to figure out where the animosity between the two groups stems.

Who knows what they want?  They've never been clear about that...All they have to say is "you're doing it wrong", with no indication of what they feel is "right".

And then, having started a shitfest, they'll be along to complain about how all we ever do is fight.

:lulz:
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Nephew Twiddleton

#11
February 25, 2014, 08:46:55 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 25, 2014, 08:43:17 PM
Quote from: THE PHYTOPHTHORATIC HOLDER OF THE ADVANCED DEGREE on February 25, 2014, 08:41:09 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 25, 2014, 08:26:58 PM
One other thing:  You will notice that I refer to the butt peanut crowd as "Discordians", which is slightly more respect than they're willing to extend to us.

So, what exactly happened? Is it really that your average butt-peanut diet Discordians just want it to be all meaningless nonsense or is there something more to it than that? I guess I'm still trying to figure out where the animosity between the two groups stems.

Who knows what they want?  They've never been clear about that...All they have to say is "you're doing it wrong", with no indication of what they feel is "right".

And then, having started a shitfest, they'll be along to complain about how all we ever do is fight.

:lulz:

:lulz:

I don't know how you can say that you're doing a ha ha only serious wrong if it encourages you to have your own take on it by definition.
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

The Good Reverend Roger

#12
February 25, 2014, 08:51:12 PM
Quote from: THE PHYTOPHTHORATIC HOLDER OF THE ADVANCED DEGREE on February 25, 2014, 08:46:55 PM
I don't know how you can say that you're doing a ha ha only serious wrong if it encourages you to have your own take on it by definition.

Who knows why they do it?  Who cares?

We've written HOW many books on this here LOOSER FORUMS?  How many have they pulled off?  What new things have they contributed?

Oh, yeah.  Nothing.  Nothing at all.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Suu

#13
February 25, 2014, 08:56:42 PM
YOU'RE NOT DOING DISCORDIANISM WRONG BECAUSE DISCORDIANISM

Or something. I don't even know anymore. This is why I don't post in those fucking FB groups.

Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

The Good Reverend Roger

#14
February 25, 2014, 08:58:20 PM
Quote from: The Suu on February 25, 2014, 08:56:42 PM
YOU'RE NOT DOING DISCORDIANISM WRONG BECAUSE DISCORDIANISM

Or something. I don't even know anymore. This is why I don't post in those fucking FB groups.

Um.

It wasn't the FB group.  I wouldn't get upset over that.  It was "several" old timers (allegedly) in IRC.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.
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