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I Crisco'd my ass hair and jammed both feet in vat of shellack...

Started by The Good Reverend Roger, March 10, 2014, 05:50:51 PM

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The Good Reverend Roger

March 10, 2014, 05:50:51 PM
...But nobody showed up to my peedee party.  :sadbanana:
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

LMNO

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March 10, 2014, 05:57:30 PM
There's no view more profound than a well-Crisco'd patch of ass hair.

The Good Reverend Roger

#2
March 10, 2014, 06:06:07 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on March 10, 2014, 05:57:30 PM
There's no view more profound than a well-Crisco'd patch of ass hair.

You can't do the dance right without Crisco-ing your ass.  It's right in the fucking book.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

LMNO

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March 10, 2014, 06:08:06 PM
THE PAGES ARE STUCK TOGETHER AGAIN.

The Good Reverend Roger

#4
March 10, 2014, 06:10:34 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on March 10, 2014, 06:08:06 PM
THE PAGES ARE STUCK TOGETHER AGAIN.

SO ARE THE SECONDS ON THE CLOCK.  IT'S A TUCSON THING.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Suu

#5
March 10, 2014, 06:21:10 PM
I missed the PeeDee party?

With ass Crisco?

:aww:
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The Good Reverend Roger

#6
March 10, 2014, 06:21:42 PM
Quote from: The Suu on March 10, 2014, 06:21:10 PM
I missed the PeeDee party?

With ass Crisco?

:aww:

It was just me.

Sitting all alone, wiggling my but and making squishy noises.   :sad:
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#7
March 11, 2014, 01:51:43 AM
I foolishly assumed this had something to do with going to church.

Nope.

Not THIS time.
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The Good Reverend Roger

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March 11, 2014, 03:02:41 AM
Quote from: Tom on March 11, 2014, 01:51:43 AM
I foolishly assumed this had something to do with going to church.

Nope.

Not THIS time.

They don't let me in anymore.  :(
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Telarus

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March 11, 2014, 03:18:10 AM
Not after the :eek: Slip'nSlide episode. Tuscon surgeons were teleconferencing for weeks afterward on how to remove stained glass shrapnel from a random crowd of people.
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March 11, 2014, 05:14:56 AM
Monday was Saturday Night for me. I ended it with a nice long gym session, and some homemade green chicken tamales.

So I totally missed anything that happened.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#11
March 11, 2014, 05:20:41 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 11, 2014, 03:02:41 AM
Quote from: Tom on March 11, 2014, 01:51:43 AM
I foolishly assumed this had something to do with going to church.

Nope.

Not THIS time.

They don't let me in anymore.  :(

I can't IMAGINE why not.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

The Good Reverend Roger

#12
March 11, 2014, 01:16:27 PM
Quote from: Tom on March 11, 2014, 05:20:41 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 11, 2014, 03:02:41 AM
Quote from: Tom on March 11, 2014, 01:51:43 AM
I foolishly assumed this had something to do with going to church.

Nope.

Not THIS time.

They don't let me in anymore.  :(

I can't IMAGINE why not.

Pentacostals get pissed when you coach them.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

#13
March 11, 2014, 01:16:46 PM
Quote from: Telarus on March 11, 2014, 03:18:10 AM
Not after the :eek: Slip'nSlide episode. Tuscon surgeons were teleconferencing for weeks afterward on how to remove stained glass shrapnel from a random crowd of people.

It's "Tucson".  We're weird about that.

" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Luna

#14
March 11, 2014, 01:21:13 PM
Had a Saturday Night last night.  Needed it.

It prevented me from beating my significant other's brother to death with his drunken girlfriend.  I am debating if this was a plus or a minus.
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