ROGER

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

You could use your hair to make furniture and jewelry and whatnot like they used to do back in the day.

http://voices.yahoo.com/victorian-hair-art-art-jewelry-made-human-375793.html

Or give it to the Russians to turn into diamonds.

http://www.strangenewproducts.com/2006/03/diamonds-made-from-human-hair.html

But it's already perfect just the way it is.

[Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.]

There go my vast daydreams of Russian hair-diamonds being sharpened by Richter into razorblades and sewn into a dress by Suu . . .

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

 

[P3nT4gR4m]

Mother of god, this is brilliant.
There's no way to tell how old any of them are.
Imagine:
"Up to a decade old wads of hair from the head of a madgiqual wizard sorcerer"
You could sell this shit as some kind of magic tool listed under the wicca/pagan/voodoo shit and make a friggin FORTUNE!
Blessed by the high priestess of whatever, herself!

$50 each. Two for $95

The funniest part would be to see if any of them actually SOLD.
You HAVE to do this. List them! For the lulz.

PUTTING ME THROUGH COLLEGE, WOOOOO!

I'd have to open a new Etsy shop, there's no way I could sell them in my Beadwife shop.

Do never this! It's the magique equivalent of posting your phone number online. All the pagans will cast spells on you

[Bruno]

Seems like most of the money made on etsy is from copyright infringement, or, as they like to say, "fan made art".

Put a triforce on anything, and it will sell. Three little yellow triangles. People can't get enough of them!

[Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.]

Seems like most of the money made on etsy is from copyright infringement, or, as they like to say, "fan made art".

Put a triforce on anything, and it will sell. Three little yellow triangles. People can't get enough of them!

Yeah. Crafters are getting cease and desist notices for all sorts of things - from Pokemon stuffed animals to Jayne hats. It's ridiculous. There's one chick who makes her bucks selling patterns to crochet MLP critters. I can't imagine why she's still in business with all the pearl-clutching legal spew going on right now.

I mean seriously. They're getting lawyers to fuck with crafters over a god damn hat. Because they sold the copyright to that hat to ThinkGeek. For fuck's sake.

[Bruno]

People are making whatever and putting the Gucci name and logo on them.

https://www.etsy.com/search/handmade?q=gucci&order=most_relevant&ship_to=US&ref=auto2&explicit_scope=1

THIS IS MADNESS!!!!

Maybe I should make some PBS tote bags. The real ones are expensive as fuck.

People like to save money.

[Bruno]

It has come to my attention that you can no longer buy authentic Fightin' Whities merchandise.

I declare open season!