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Started by The Good Reverend Roger, March 16, 2014, 04:55:48 AM

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The Good Reverend Roger

March 16, 2014, 04:55:48 AM
I am, in the past two weeks, come into incredible temporal power (with associated wounds) at the same time as I have been scarred for life; everything is sideways. I am out of bullets.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

President Television

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March 16, 2014, 06:00:52 AM
I know I'm not Cain, but what's going on?
My shit list: Stephen Harper, anarchists that complain about taxes instead of institutionalized torture, those people walking, anyone who lets a single aspect of themselves define their entire personality, salesmen that don't smoke pipes, Fredericton New Brunswick, bigots, philosophy majors, my nemesis, pirates that don't do anything, criminals without class, sociopaths, narcissists, furries, juggalos, foes.

The Good Reverend Roger

#2
March 16, 2014, 06:02:13 AM
Quote from: President Television on March 16, 2014, 06:00:52 AM
I know I'm not Cain, but what's going on?

Face full of glass arguing politics. Don't you worry about it.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

LMNO

#3
March 16, 2014, 11:54:46 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 16, 2014, 06:02:13 AM
Quote from: President Television on March 16, 2014, 06:00:52 AM
I know I'm not Cain, but what's going on?

Face full of glass arguing politics. Don't you worry about it.
:eek:

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#4
March 16, 2014, 03:19:53 PM
Bourbon?
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

The Good Reverend Roger

#5
March 16, 2014, 03:20:34 PM
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

#6
March 16, 2014, 03:21:33 PM
Prevents infection.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Cain

#7
March 16, 2014, 04:42:08 PM
Hang from the world tree for nine days.

Exchange eye for (more) prophetic powers.

??????

Acquire bullets.

The Good Reverend Roger

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March 16, 2014, 04:50:31 PM
Quote from: Cain on March 16, 2014, 04:42:08 PM
Hang from the world tree for nine days.

Exchange eye for (more) prophetic powers.

??????

Acquire bullets.

THANKS, CAIN!
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Telarus

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March 16, 2014, 05:03:11 PM
Quote from: Cain on March 16, 2014, 04:42:08 PM
Hang from the world tree for nine days.

Exchange eye for (more) prophetic powers.

??????

Acquire bullets.

I need this on a shirt under the words 'HOW TO SURVIVE THE MYTHOPOEIC ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE'.
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