Fred Phelps is on his deathbed. A few interesting things have come to light.

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

I was hoping this would be about the dildo collection contained in his will.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I was hoping this would be about the dildo collection contained in his will.

You mean his family?

[The Good Reverend Roger]

I was hoping this would be about the dildo collection contained in his will.

You mean his family?

[Aucoq]

I was hoping this would be about the dildo collection contained in his will.

You mean his family?

[Telarus]

 

[Ben Shapiro]

IMO, let him go quietly and peacefully. Without attention, without the inevitable counter protest at his funeral, and without any sort of pomp. The faster he slips from memory, the better.

Balls.  I don't want ANYONE to EVER forget him.

He was the guy that did more than any other single person to make it socially unacceptable to be against Gay Rights.

Here here I'm making a youtube video of me laughing until my shit my pants. MY PANTS I SAY! I also need to find the gayest alcoholic drink I can find to add to injury.

Sorry, b-man.  I feel the need to call you out on that one.

I know what your intentions are, and I applaud them, but still.  You're dancing on the edge of pejoritive stereotyping.


Anyway, carry on laughing at a dying man.





LMNO
-wow, I'm in kind of a mood today, huh?

It's cool I'll take your word for it since I'm usually wrong about things like these. I could have sworn their was a official gay drink similar to how the metal/rock community has whiskey/jager as their drink(s).

[Sir Squid Diddimus]

I was hoping this would be about the dildo collection contained in his will.

You mean his family?

SICK BURN!

[Nephew Twiddleton]

IMO, let him go quietly and peacefully. Without attention, without the inevitable counter protest at his funeral, and without any sort of pomp. The faster he slips from memory, the better.

Balls.  I don't want ANYONE to EVER forget him.

He was the guy that did more than any other single person to make it socially unacceptable to be against Gay Rights.

Here here I'm making a youtube video of me laughing until my shit my pants. MY PANTS I SAY! I also need to find the gayest alcoholic drink I can find to add to injury.

Sorry, b-man.  I feel the need to call you out on that one.

I know what your intentions are, and I applaud them, but still.  You're dancing on the edge of pejoritive stereotyping.


Anyway, carry on laughing at a dying man.





LMNO
-wow, I'm in kind of a mood today, huh?

Seem to see this a lot and I cant figure it out. Same with when Osama was killed.

I had a moment of it the other day when I thought to myself it would be fitting if people protested his funeral. Simultaneously I recognized that it was a dick thought to have. I am only human.

However, since you bring up Bin Laden, I do remember saying that it was a pity that he lived the life that he did, especially where he came from a wealthy family and could have done some good in the world with those resources. I feel the same way about Phelps.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

I was hoping this would be about the dildo collection contained in his will.

You mean his family?

[Nephew Twiddleton]

IMO, let him go quietly and peacefully. Without attention, without the inevitable counter protest at his funeral, and without any sort of pomp. The faster he slips from memory, the better.

Balls.  I don't want ANYONE to EVER forget him.

He was the guy that did more than any other single person to make it socially unacceptable to be against Gay Rights.

Here here I'm making a youtube video of me laughing until my shit my pants. MY PANTS I SAY! I also need to find the gayest alcoholic drink I can find to add to injury.

Sorry, b-man.  I feel the need to call you out on that one.

I know what your intentions are, and I applaud them, but still.  You're dancing on the edge of pejoritive stereotyping.


Anyway, carry on laughing at a dying man.





LMNO
-wow, I'm in kind of a mood today, huh?

It's cool I'll take your word for it since I'm usually wrong about things like these. I could have sworn their was a official gay drink similar to how the metal/rock community has whiskey/jager as their drink(s).

I always figured the official metal drink was "whatever will fuck you up."

But L has a point. I suppose gay men stereotypically like mixed drinks. I don't think there's an official drink though. What if you're a gay metalhead? Do you drink Jagerpolitans? I have a good friend who would fit the gay stereotype pretty well. We drink whiskey and beer together. Last time I had a couple of Martinis with him because I wanted a motherfucking Martini and I was buying the round. We went back to his place hammered out of our gourds and drank... I can't even remember. But it was strong and straight (in the sense of unmixed, hard liquor). Then we felt like shit in the morning and watched a Martin marathon on cable. Which was kinda funny in a meta sort of way. No cosmopolitans involved.

[Faust]

IMO, let him go quietly and peacefully. Without attention, without the inevitable counter protest at his funeral, and without any sort of pomp. The faster he slips from memory, the better.

Balls.  I don't want ANYONE to EVER forget him.

He was the guy that did more than any other single person to make it socially unacceptable to be against Gay Rights.

Here here I'm making a youtube video of me laughing until my shit my pants. MY PANTS I SAY! I also need to find the gayest alcoholic drink I can find to add to injury.

Sorry, b-man.  I feel the need to call you out on that one.

I know what your intentions are, and I applaud them, but still.  You're dancing on the edge of pejoritive stereotyping.


Anyway, carry on laughing at a dying man.





LMNO
-wow, I'm in kind of a mood today, huh?

Seem to see this a lot and I cant figure it out. Same with when Osama was killed.

I had a moment of it the other day when I thought to myself it would be fitting if people protested his funeral. Simultaneously I recognized that it was a dick thought to have. I am only human.

However, since you bring up Bin Laden, I do remember saying that it was a pity that he lived the life that he did, especially where he came from a wealthy family and could have done some good in the world with those resources. I feel the same way about Phelps.

Exactly, he didn't just spring up out of the blue, theres a story to that.

And the world isn't a better place without him, it's just as bad as yesterday.

If people have to picket his funeral (which is just as bad as what he did), I would hope they do it respectfully, without incident and quietly. Anything else is just going to feed and empower his horrible organisation.

[Junkenstein]

It seems that Shirley Phelps has also been outed some time ago. The future of the church is in the hands of "A council of Male Elders".

It's either going to fall apart or go TO THE WALL in 6 months. The kicker? One of the "elders" is Steve Drain, a journalist who converted to the religion while covering them.

Apparently the old bugger was kicked out for asking church members "to be kinder to each other". Got to wonder exactly how fucked up it was getting if that's an unreasonable request.

[P3nT4gR4m]

It seems that Shirley Phelps has also been outed some time ago. The future of the church is in the hands of "A council of Male Elders".

It's either going to fall apart or go TO THE WALL in 6 months. The kicker? One of the "elders" is Steve Drain, a journalist who converted to the religion while covering them.

Apparently the old bugger was kicked out for asking church members "to be kinder to each other". Got to wonder exactly how fucked up it was getting if that's an unreasonable request.

They believe in a deity that hates people indiscriminately. I gotta wonder if it could get any more fucked up than that.

[hooplala]

IMO, let him go quietly and peacefully. Without attention, without the inevitable counter protest at his funeral, and without any sort of pomp. The faster he slips from memory, the better.

Balls.  I don't want ANYONE to EVER forget him.

He was the guy that did more than any other single person to make it socially unacceptable to be against Gay Rights.

Here here I'm making a youtube video of me laughing until my shit my pants. MY PANTS I SAY! I also need to find the gayest alcoholic drink I can find to add to injury.

Sorry, b-man.  I feel the need to call you out on that one.

I know what your intentions are, and I applaud them, but still.  You're dancing on the edge of pejoritive stereotyping.


Anyway, carry on laughing at a dying man.





LMNO
-wow, I'm in kind of a mood today, huh?

Seem to see this a lot and I cant figure it out. Same with when Osama was killed.

I had a moment of it the other day when I thought to myself it would be fitting if people protested his funeral. Simultaneously I recognized that it was a dick thought to have. I am only human.

However, since you bring up Bin Laden, I do remember saying that it was a pity that he lived the life that he did, especially where he came from a wealthy family and could have done some good in the world with those resources. I feel the same way about Phelps.

Exactly, he didn't just spring up out of the blue, theres a story to that.

And the world isn't a better place without him, it's just as bad as yesterday.

If people have to picket his funeral (which is just as bad as what he did), I would hope they do it respectfully, without incident and quietly. Anything else is just going to feed and empower his horrible organisation.

I like that everyone is assuming there IS a funeral.

If he was excommunicated, he may not have all that many people in his family who would be willing to attend, and who will perform the ceremony?  Certainly not the WBC, not if was excommunicated.  In addition, people would surely anticipate that at least one jackass would wish to protest.  My bet is that it's not happening.

[Junkenstein]

I'd bet the exact opposite - A funeral will occur and protests will be held and WBC will use this as fodder for future lawsuits.

These people make a living by suing anyone who lashes out at them remember. The banners and protests are to cause people to throw shit at them to allow them the opportunity to take them to court.

Writing that, I wouldn't be surprised if WBC decides to protest at the funeral for the founder. It'd get a lot of attention and bring many chances for legal fuckery, particularly if there was any kind of counter-protest going on. I doubt such an event would remain civil for long.