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Started by East Coast Hustle, March 13, 2014, 10:34:09 PM

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The Good Reverend Roger

#945
April 10, 2014, 07:56:56 PM
Quote from: The Suu on April 10, 2014, 07:51:57 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 10, 2014, 06:21:23 PM
Quote from: The Suu on April 10, 2014, 05:15:52 PM
Also, why do people think veganism is a good way to lose weight?

What people?

A friend of mine I've known for ages, but we were talking on Facebook. She's always blabbing about how "fat" she is (she's like a size 6) and now she became a vegan with the sole reason of losing weight, except that she gained weight, and she has no idea what to do. Then said, "Oh hey, do you know Oreos are vegan?!" She PMed me to ask how I was losing weight.

:spag:

Basically, she decided that her version of veganism for weight loss was going to be ditching all evil meat and dairy, and loading on raw vegetables and...wait for it..."brown" carbohydrates. So, as long as they aren't baked with milk, and they aren't refined white carbs, it's okay.

:kingmeh:


Edit: She just told me she's switching to an all-juice diet to see if that will help. Even after I told her she should probably just balance her meals better and actually get off her ass or something.

Put her in contact with me.  I have a weight loss program that is EQUALLY SCIENTIFIC and Holy™ to boot.  Cheap.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Suu

#946
April 10, 2014, 08:01:24 PM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on April 10, 2014, 07:55:22 PM
http://www.bostonglobe.com/metro/2014/04/10/new-tests-show-evidence-forgery-gospel-jesus-wife/IusII8b4eI86HgDTKipLhN/story.html

:lulz: :lulz: :lulz:

There is no way a Jewish man in Judea around 30 CE wasn't married. However, this is a great find. As a classicist, I'm stoked, and I bet Phox is more so, since she's done a lot of work with early Judeo-Christian pieces.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Salty

#947
April 10, 2014, 08:08:15 PM
The Boy's mom has a drunk, heavily armed stalker!

He was watching me as I spent the day at her place taking care of The Boy!

I would like to apply a crowbar to this situation until there is no situation. Or recognizable face!



The world is a car and you're the crash test dummy.

Suu

#948
April 10, 2014, 08:09:37 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 10, 2014, 07:56:56 PM
Quote from: The Suu on April 10, 2014, 07:51:57 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 10, 2014, 06:21:23 PM
Quote from: The Suu on April 10, 2014, 05:15:52 PM
Also, why do people think veganism is a good way to lose weight?

What people?

A friend of mine I've known for ages, but we were talking on Facebook. She's always blabbing about how "fat" she is (she's like a size 6) and now she became a vegan with the sole reason of losing weight, except that she gained weight, and she has no idea what to do. Then said, "Oh hey, do you know Oreos are vegan?!" She PMed me to ask how I was losing weight.

:spag:

Basically, she decided that her version of veganism for weight loss was going to be ditching all evil meat and dairy, and loading on raw vegetables and...wait for it..."brown" carbohydrates. So, as long as they aren't baked with milk, and they aren't refined white carbs, it's okay.

:kingmeh:


Edit: She just told me she's switching to an all-juice diet to see if that will help. Even after I told her she should probably just balance her meals better and actually get off her ass or something.

Put her in contact with me.  I have a weight loss program that is EQUALLY SCIENTIFIC and Holy™ to boot.  Cheap.

ROGER'S REGIMEN: WEIGHT LOSS AND SPIRITUAL GUIDANCE. BETTER THAN VEGANISM, GUARANTEED.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

The Good Reverend Roger

#949
April 10, 2014, 08:10:13 PM
Quote from: The Suu on April 10, 2014, 08:09:37 PM

ROGER'S REGIMEN: GUARANTEED WEIGHT LOSS AND SPIRITUAL GUIDANCE. BETTER THAN VEGANISM, GUARANTEED.

Financial options are available for those who qualify.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

#950
April 10, 2014, 08:10:33 PM
Quote from: Alty on April 10, 2014, 08:08:15 PM
The Boy's mom has a drunk, heavily armed stalker!

He was watching me as I spent the day at her place taking care of The Boy!

I would like to apply a crowbar to this situation until there is no situation. Or recognizable face!

Then you're in jail and nobody's there to protect the kid.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Salty

#951
April 10, 2014, 08:12:53 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 10, 2014, 08:10:33 PM
Quote from: Alty on April 10, 2014, 08:08:15 PM
The Boy's mom has a drunk, heavily armed stalker!

He was watching me as I spent the day at her place taking care of The Boy!

I would like to apply a crowbar to this situation until there is no situation. Or recognizable face!

Then you're in jail and nobody's there to protect the kid.

Yeah. Especially since I keep saying that. I need a stranger on a train.

This may just lead to a hasty exudos from AK. She is willing to flee the state much faster, I just need to figure out a place to land.
The world is a car and you're the crash test dummy.

Suu

#952
April 10, 2014, 08:13:27 PM
Quote from: Alty on April 10, 2014, 08:08:15 PM
The Boy's mom has a drunk, heavily armed stalker!

He was watching me as I spent the day at her place taking care of The Boy!

I would like to apply a crowbar to this situation until there

is no situation. Or recognizable face!

Creepy. WTF? Has she been able to identify him or alert the police?
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Salty

#953
April 10, 2014, 08:15:29 PM
Quote from: The Suu on April 10, 2014, 08:13:27 PM
Quote from: Alty on April 10, 2014, 08:08:15 PM
The Boy's mom has a drunk, heavily armed stalker!

He was watching me as I spent the day at her place taking care of The Boy!

I would like to apply a crowbar to this situation until there

is no situation. Or recognizable face!

Creepy. WTF? Has she been able to identify him or alert the police?

He's the most recent ex and she.didnt file a report a few months back when my son.let him in.the door, he refused to leave saying "Call thr cops, go ahead, all the cops. I have pleaded with her to do so now.
The world is a car and you're the crash test dummy.

Ben Shapiro

#954
April 10, 2014, 08:16:47 PM
Damn...

Suu

#955
April 10, 2014, 08:18:33 PM
Quote from: Alty on April 10, 2014, 08:15:29 PM
Quote from: The Suu on April 10, 2014, 08:13:27 PM
Quote from: Alty on April 10, 2014, 08:08:15 PM
The Boy's mom has a drunk, heavily armed stalker!

He was watching me as I spent the day at her place taking care of The Boy!

I would like to apply a crowbar to this situation until there

is no situation. Or recognizable face!

Creepy. WTF? Has she been able to identify him or alert the police?

He's the most recent ex and she.didnt file a report a few months back when my son.let him in.the door, he refused to leave saying "Call thr cops, go ahead, all the cops. I have pleaded with her to do so now.

Hopefully she will. That's just scary as hell, and your kid doesn't need to deal with any possible outcome otherwise.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Cain

#956
April 10, 2014, 08:20:21 PM
It's only murder if they find a body.

What?  I occasionally like to spout random facts about the legal system.

The Good Reverend Roger

#957
April 10, 2014, 08:22:38 PM
Quote from: Cain on April 10, 2014, 08:20:21 PM
It's only murder if they find a body.

What?  I occasionally like to spout random facts about the legal system.
Not here.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Cain

#958
April 10, 2014, 08:23:34 PM
Well...then plant evidence that he's a vegan on his body.

Reginald Ret

#959
April 10, 2014, 08:25:50 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 10, 2014, 08:22:38 PM
Quote from: Cain on April 10, 2014, 08:20:21 PM
It's only murder if they find a body.

What?  I occasionally like to spout random facts about the legal system.
Not here.
Wait, you can get convicted for killing someone who isn't dead at all but merely buggered off to Istanbul?
How about murdering fictional characters?
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