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TESTEMONAIL:  Right and Discordianism allows room for personal interpretation. You have your theories and I have mine. Unlike Christianity, Discordia allows room for ideas and opinions, and mine is well-informed and based on ancient philosophy and theology, so, my neo-Discordian friends, open your minds to my interpretation and I will open my mind to yours. That's fair enough, right? Just claiming to be discordian should mean that your mind is open and willing to learn and share ideas. You guys are fucking bashing me and your laughing at my theologies and my friends know what's up and are laughing at you and honestly this is my last shot at putting a label on my belief structure and your making me lose all hope of ever finding a ideological group I can relate to because you don't even know what the fuck I'm talking about and everything I have said is based on the founding principals of real Discordianism. Expand your mind.

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Started by Scilon Agent, March 18, 2014, 09:03:59 PM

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March 18, 2014, 09:03:59 PM Last Edit: March 31, 2014, 07:10:04 PM by Scilon Agent
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If [a person] was considered to be in contempt of court or anything like that, [he was] simply fried since there was a curtain of radioactive material which went clear across the front of the bench anywhere that a witness or anybody would stand, and so on.

East Coast Hustle

#1
March 18, 2014, 09:12:45 PM
Quote from: Scilon Agent on March 18, 2014, 08:40:44 PM
Getting picked apart sucks.

It happens alot less if you do things like rely on facts and logical inferences and cite sources. And if you don't do things like make sweeping bombastic proclamations.
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

East Coast Hustle

#2
March 18, 2014, 09:22:19 PM
Nice counterpoint, Spanky.

:winner:
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

East Coast Hustle

#3
March 18, 2014, 09:28:15 PM
Run along back to your desk now, cubicle warrior. I've already extended you far more courtesy than you would if I came into your house and shit on the rug, which is exactly how I view your behavior here so far.


Cain, what is your opinion of the possibility of Russia moving to annex more of eastern Ukraine?
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

Telarus

#4
March 18, 2014, 09:32:35 PM
Your characterization of ECH's post as "hostile" is as laughable as your persona.


But you were really responding to the posts prior to that, weren't you?
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East Coast Hustle

#5
March 18, 2014, 09:37:27 PM
(split from original topic, which was actually interesting)
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

The Johnny

#6
March 18, 2014, 09:49:23 PM
Quote from: Scilon Agent on March 18, 2014, 09:03:59 PM
Quote from: The Johnny on March 18, 2014, 08:59:20 PM
LALALA I CANNOT HEAR YOU OVER MY AMERIKAN DEMOKRACY BLARING IN THE BACKGROUND



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_30VjNREhAM

I just want to point out that doing the RWHN defense (self satirization) is a long sad road of butthurt with a dead end at a meltdown, so go ahead.  :fnord:
<<My image in some places, is of a monster of some kind who wants to pull a string and manipulate people. Nothing could be further from the truth. People are manipulated; I just want them to be manipulated more effectively.>>

-B.F. Skinner

hooplala

#7
March 18, 2014, 10:06:33 PM
Quote from: Scilon Agent on March 18, 2014, 10:05:36 PM
For some reason I, like it appears so many others, am ruining the awesome fun all you guys usually have around here.

AHA!
"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)" — Walt Whitman

Pæs

#8
March 18, 2014, 10:10:56 PM
Quote from: Scilon Agent on March 18, 2014, 10:05:36 PM
I just don't think this forum jives with me.
I've mostly been ignoring you, but I think the problem may be that you're an asshat.

hooplala

#9
March 18, 2014, 10:11:35 PM
Quote from: Scilon Agent on March 18, 2014, 10:08:16 PM
"AHA!"

lol What? am I missing something?

I doubt it.
"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)" — Walt Whitman

Telarus

#10
March 18, 2014, 10:12:01 PM
Quote from: Pæs on March 18, 2014, 10:10:56 PM
Quote from: Scilon Agent on March 18, 2014, 10:05:36 PM
I just don't think this forum jives with me.
I've mostly been ignoring you, but I think the problem may be that you're [presenting yourself as] an asshat.

How I see it.
Telarus, KSC,
.__.  Keeper of the Contradictory Cephalopod, Zenarchist Swordsman,
(0o)  Tender to the Edible Zen Garden, Ratcheting Metallic Sex Doll of The End Times,
/||\   Episkopos of the Amorphous Dreams Cabal

Join the Doll Underground! Experience the Phantasmagorical Safari!

hooplala

#11
March 18, 2014, 10:13:15 PM
Quote from: Pæs on March 18, 2014, 10:10:56 PM
Quote from: Scilon Agent on March 18, 2014, 10:05:36 PM
I just don't think this forum jives with me.
I've mostly been ignoring you, but I think the problem may be that you're an asshat.

We've had asshats before... this one just stinks of breakfast toaster pastries.  Also, it's jibes, not jives.  Though, to be fair, the bulk of his posts here have been jive.
"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)" — Walt Whitman

P3nT4gR4m

#12
March 18, 2014, 10:13:41 PM
Quote from: Scilon Agent on March 18, 2014, 10:12:24 PM
"but I think the problem may be that you're an asshat."

No u  :argh!:

:youmad:

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

P3nT4gR4m

#13
March 18, 2014, 10:21:23 PM
Basic trolling fluency asserted: Subject understands trolling

Is subject trolling PD, is PD trolling subject or is it a bit of both?

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

hooplala

#14
March 18, 2014, 10:25:12 PM
Quote from: Scilon Agent on March 18, 2014, 10:05:36 PM
For some reason I, like it appears so many others, am ruining the awesome fun all you guys usually have around here.

Agenda.
"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)" — Walt Whitman
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