PI With Malice Aforethought: The Paesors

[Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.]

The other night I took my walk a bit later than normal. Got my memory card's worth of crappy pics I'll never look at again and came back to the house. I tripped, as I do fairly often, and caught myself. But I ended up half bent over and staring into a sewer. Something glowed, briefly, and then the whole thing went black like there was a light down there someone turned off, but more subtle than that. And I heard something wail. And then splash.

It wasn't an animal because I know all the animal noises. It wasn't people because the homeless in our area live down by the creek. And there's no way to get in that part of the sewer, all the accesses are too tiny.

I'm now convinced it was aborted fetus zombies.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

I read this at work.

"It can't be that bad," I thought.

"Roger wouldn't do that to us," I thought.

PD, I thought wrong. And I am ashamed.

And a little aroused.

This still kills me.