STFU Emeril.

[bob-o]

emeril the cook needs to stop being so fameous. i have now seen emeril salsa, and the "medium" is really "sweet" (where the hell is you fameous "BAM!" in your salsa? or a few notches to be kicked up?) then there's BAM! steak sauce... Emeril cookware- spatulas, tongs, etc. Emeril has to be one of the worst goddamn cooks ever! his english sucks (so what we're gunna do is we're gunna...) and the audience is so f-ing stupid. actually, it's partly the "applause" signs, and partly the audience for being so dumb to actually do what the signs want.i remember one times emeril actuallly made a good joke, and no one laughed- and then he says some dumb thing and everyone laughs. his overused "BAM!" phrase is horridly overused, gathering too much applause from the subservient crowd.

my question: why isn't Joque Pepin fameous with brand name salsa, steak sauce, and kitchen utensils? because he has the brains and a much smaller ego if any at all, and makes much finer food than stupid regular crap like salsa and steak sauce. Joque has better english, he dosn't have a dumb crowd, no dumb catch phrases, or anything ike that. he's a REAL cook. just like julia childs.(RIP)

Emeril=CHEF D's father.

hail eris.
~bob-o

[East Coast Hustle]

RAH!

and for that matter, why isn't the Iron Chef on network TV, or at least on TNT or something? they should have a whole "Iron Chef" tournament, and the championship match should be at least as widely watched as the Super Bowl...

[~~~~Closed~~~~]

RAH!

and for that matter, why isn't the Iron Chef on network TV, or at least on TNT or something? they should have a whole "Iron Chef" tournament, and the championship match should be at least as widely watched as the Super Bowl...

because nobody outside of the people who watch food network care about Iron Chef.

there was an iron chef series hosted by Shatner on TNT or something, it bombed like ashley simpson on SNL.
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and If Emeril's salsa isn't hot enough for you, try my stuff. lowest rating? Nuclear.

[Hoshiko]

Shatner should be hunted down and killed like the dog he is for even attempting to call that 2 hour tragedy "Iron Chef." The only redeeming part of that show was Alton Brown, and as good as his intentions were he should still be reprimanded.

The chairman is not to be trifled with, and there's no replacing Michiba, even though Morimoto did good by them all.

If you want to see a real bastard, look at Bobby Flay. That man could stuff the entire universe up his nose and into his ego and there would still be room left for pie.

But give me an Alton Bown/Jamie Oliver vs. Bobby Flay grudgematch and I'll pay money to see it. <rubs hands gleefully>

And if that chick from Everyday Italian wants people to take her food seriously she should stop orgasming on screen every time she tastes it. Yes, ok, we know you love yourself and your food. Get a room.

[agent compassion]

I think Emeril saying "BAM!" would actually mean something if every time he said it he hit himself in the nuts with a meat tenderizer.

[Hoshiko]

I think Emeril saying "BAM!" would actually mean something if every time he said it he hit himself in the nuts with a meat tenderizer.

       and all of the above.

That was awesome.

[Wishfarple]

See, I thought he was just retarded.  When I was in elementary school there was this one kid in the special-education classes that would shout "BAM!!" and punch himself at pretty much random intervals.  Have a little compassion, AGENT COMPASSION.  

[agent compassion]

See, I thought he was just retarded

Have a little compassion,

He's not, so I don't.  :P

[Hoshiko]

The last time I went bowling there was this boy who seemed to be autistic or developmentally slow in some way next to us. Everytime he made a strike he would yell "BAM!", grin, and use both hands to point at his crotch. He was a great bowler, made alot of strikes.

His mom kept scolding him but I thought that was pretty honest.

See, I thought he was just retarded

Have a little compassion,

He's not, so I don't.  :P

Maybe not, but I think he's starting to flip out a little bit.

Anyone ever notice how much he hums to himself while he cooks? He's constantly making this high pitched squealing noise..

"Hmmm, haaa, hmmmm, rvoom, rvoom mmmmuaaam, and that's how you stuff a chicken."

[agent compassion]

He's a vacuum cleaner!

[Zurtok Khan]

Iron Chef is sooooooooooooooooooo uber.  I love Iron chef.

Emeril is a pig's penis, I agree.

Mario Batali is amazing, and I want to eat everything he's ever made on that show.

Alton Brown is a prick with an annoying voice, someone should smash his balls with a meat tenderizer, and then go for his voice box.

Iron Chef could never work as an American thing.  We just don't take our food seriously enough, and beyond that Bobby Flay is a shitty chef.  Morimoto will kick his ass any day by looking at him.

Morimoto is just too uber.  I watched him make caramel with coke.  Anyone who can do that deserves major kudos.

[Hoshiko]

Take that back about Alton Brown! A science geek who loves to cook and has an ironic sense of humor...
<swoon>

And Mario Batali is pretty badass, I have to agree. What was that show he used to do with that really small man who couldn't talk? They traveled through Europe on a motorcycle and cooked... I can't remember, but that was awesome too.

[LMNO]

OK, Flay is a true flaming asshole. No doubt.

And Emeril is pretty damn annoying too, but I ate at one of his restaraunts ("NOLA"), and fuck if the food wasn't incredible.  I won't watch him, but i gotta respect a man who can produce recipies like that.

Alton is one of my favs, Mario is great, only it's often hard to find his ingredients (ever try to find Speck?), and I think I'm gonna have a lot more fun next time I go bowling....

[bob-o]

HEY! Alton Brown is great! yay for "good eats"!
...

~bob-o

[~~~~Closed~~~~]

I'd have to say, A.Brown is probably the best person on that network.


but the guy who hosts "The secret life of..." needs to go before anyone else.