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Started by EK WAFFLR, April 02, 2014, 06:00:42 PM

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EK WAFFLR

April 02, 2014, 06:00:42 PM
"At first I lifted weights.  But then I asked myself, 'why not people?'  Now everyone runs for the fjord when they see me."


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The Good Reverend Roger

#1
April 02, 2014, 06:05:00 PM
Quote from: Allfather Waffles on April 02, 2014, 06:00:42 PM
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=66d_1394803929#VgvmGSphpymQyUJw.01

WHAT KINDA COPS DO YOU CALL THOSE GUYS?

THEY EVEN LET HIM BRING HIS PENIS WITH HIM.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

P3nT4gR4m

#2
April 02, 2014, 06:06:59 PM
This man demonstrates the correct use of alcohol! :lulz:

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walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.

#3
April 02, 2014, 06:44:15 PM
That guy is hardcore. :lulz: Smashed that cup to shit. Fiste-fine-pussy would be the great name for a band.
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P3nT4gR4m

#4
April 02, 2014, 06:48:24 PM
I find myself wondering if they've used some kind of digital scrambler on his voice or if he actually does sound like Baal the god of fuck

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

Junkenstein

#5
April 02, 2014, 07:04:36 PM
Probably scrambled to keep the guy anonymous.

Nine naked Men just walking down the road will cause a heap of trouble for all concerned.

EK WAFFLR

#6
April 02, 2014, 07:23:19 PM
It's scrambled. Unfortunately-
"At first I lifted weights.  But then I asked myself, 'why not people?'  Now everyone runs for the fjord when they see me."


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The Good Reverend Roger

#7
April 02, 2014, 07:26:21 PM
Quote from: Allfather Waffles on April 02, 2014, 07:23:19 PM
It's scrambled. Unfortunately-

Sooooo...Where were YOU on that day?
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

EK WAFFLR

#8
April 02, 2014, 07:27:31 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 02, 2014, 07:26:21 PM
Quote from: Allfather Waffles on April 02, 2014, 07:23:19 PM
It's scrambled. Unfortunately-

Sooooo...Where were YOU on that day?

I'm not telling.
"At first I lifted weights.  But then I asked myself, 'why not people?'  Now everyone runs for the fjord when they see me."


Horribly Oscillating Assbasket of Deliciousness
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The Good Reverend Roger

#9
April 02, 2014, 07:28:08 PM
Quote from: Allfather Waffles on April 02, 2014, 07:27:31 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 02, 2014, 07:26:21 PM
Quote from: Allfather Waffles on April 02, 2014, 07:23:19 PM
It's scrambled. Unfortunately-

Sooooo...Where were YOU on that day?

I'm not telling.

At least they let you take your dick.

They wouldn't allow that here.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

EK WAFFLR

#10
April 02, 2014, 09:39:27 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 02, 2014, 07:28:08 PM
Quote from: Allfather Waffles on April 02, 2014, 07:27:31 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 02, 2014, 07:26:21 PM
Quote from: Allfather Waffles on April 02, 2014, 07:23:19 PM
It's scrambled. Unfortunately-

Sooooo...Where were YOU on that day?

I'm not telling.

At least they let you take your dick.

They wouldn't allow that here.

This is assuming they didn't take it ages ago.
"At first I lifted weights.  But then I asked myself, 'why not people?'  Now everyone runs for the fjord when they see me."


Horribly Oscillating Assbasket of Deliciousness
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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#11
April 02, 2014, 10:01:16 PM
Awww, they were so polite and amused! I wish American police were like that.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

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