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« Reply #15 on: April 24, 2014, 08:26:42 pm »
In the olden days, kids, we used to have "shopping malls" that were entirely enclosed. Oh, and people smoked on the bus.
“I’m guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk,” Charles Wick said. “It was very complicated.”


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« Reply #16 on: April 24, 2014, 08:58:37 pm »
In the olden days, kids, we used to have "shopping malls" that were entirely enclosed. Oh, and people smoked on the bus.

Remember built in ash trays on the arms of movie theater seats?

We were fucking STUPID.
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« Reply #17 on: April 24, 2014, 09:03:22 pm »
Still better than airplanes.
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« Reply #18 on: April 24, 2014, 11:16:16 pm »
People smoked in the supermarket. When you finished, you just dropped the butt and stepped on it and somebody eventually swept it up.
And the cashiers had ashtrays.
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« Reply #19 on: April 25, 2014, 01:13:22 am »
We are actually old enough to have experienced a past which is laughably archaic. One of the interesting things about being in school so late in life is that I'm unlearning along with learning. "LOL YOU THOUGHT WHAT? NO THAT WAS DISPROVEN IN THE 90'S, OLD LADY!"

When I was a kid, we thought that other galaxies were nebulas within our galaxy.
“I’m guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk,” Charles Wick said. “It was very complicated.”


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« Reply #20 on: April 25, 2014, 01:15:26 am »
And you know what's really, REALLY awesome? In 60 more years, historic preservationists are going to be fighting to save and restore the last of the historic indoor shopping centers, and lamenting the loss of those which were torn down.
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« Reply #21 on: April 25, 2014, 03:56:39 am »
We are actually old enough to have experienced a past which is laughably archaic. One of the interesting things about being in school so late in life is that I'm unlearning along with learning. "LOL YOU THOUGHT WHAT? NO THAT WAS DISPROVEN IN THE 90'S, OLD LADY!"

When I was a kid, we thought that other galaxies were nebulas within our galaxy.

When we were kids, people still thought dinosaurs died off from a dry period.
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« Reply #22 on: April 25, 2014, 05:28:27 am »
We are actually old enough to have experienced a past which is laughably archaic. One of the interesting things about being in school so late in life is that I'm unlearning along with learning. "LOL YOU THOUGHT WHAT? NO THAT WAS DISPROVEN IN THE 90'S, OLD LADY!"

When I was a kid, we thought that other galaxies were nebulas within our galaxy.

When we were kids, people still thought dinosaurs died off from a dry period.

From what I'm learning, it may have in fact been partly that. Not a dry period, per se, but the gradually drier conditions of the continents due to continental drift putting many species in a vulnerable position.
“I’m guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk,” Charles Wick said. “It was very complicated.”


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« Reply #23 on: April 25, 2014, 01:16:43 pm »
Beautiful!

Why are there no squatters there?
Oh wait, your country isn't as densely populated as mine, nevermind.

We have POLICE FORCES to keep our homeless people OUTDOORS where they BELONG.  :horrormirth:
We hardly have any indoor malls, I only know of one and that is integrated with a trainstation and built over and above many normal streets.
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« Reply #24 on: April 25, 2014, 01:48:38 pm »
We are actually old enough to have experienced a past which is laughably archaic. One of the interesting things about being in school so late in life is that I'm unlearning along with learning. "LOL YOU THOUGHT WHAT? NO THAT WAS DISPROVEN IN THE 90'S, OLD LADY!"

When I was a kid, we thought that other galaxies were nebulas within our galaxy.

Just think about what people will say about THIS era in 30 years. For me, that's where the real horror starts.

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« Reply #25 on: April 25, 2014, 03:23:27 pm »
We are actually old enough to have experienced a past which is laughably archaic. One of the interesting things about being in school so late in life is that I'm unlearning along with learning. "LOL YOU THOUGHT WHAT? NO THAT WAS DISPROVEN IN THE 90'S, OLD LADY!"

When I was a kid, we thought that other galaxies were nebulas within our galaxy.

Just think about what people will say about THIS era in 30 years. For me, that's where the real horror starts.

I can't even imagine. The thing is, I used to LIKE trying to imagine what would be archaic, and I thought it would be cars, maybe, or freeways, or fillings. I never imagined that malls and telephones would get the chopping block.

Imagining what new discoveries science will find is literally unpredictable.
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« Reply #26 on: April 25, 2014, 06:43:13 pm »
We are actually old enough to have experienced a past which is laughably archaic. One of the interesting things about being in school so late in life is that I'm unlearning along with learning. "LOL YOU THOUGHT WHAT? NO THAT WAS DISPROVEN IN THE 90'S, OLD LADY!"

When I was a kid, we thought that other galaxies were nebulas within our galaxy.

I grew up in a little town that got movies at least a year after they came out, so it was really cheap to get in. I remember paying ten cents for a child's ticket. Compared to these times, I might as well have been a kid in the Great Depression.
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« Reply #27 on: April 26, 2014, 08:31:11 pm »
It's a little weird because indoor malls were an absolutely integral part of my teenagerhood... seeing them relegated to the past is another little reminder that I am getting old, that my childhood was a long time ago, and that everything is transient.
This. It is bizarre, isn't it? I had to take a city bus to school, and it stopped the mall for an hour beforehand. We had this crazy comic book store called Reality Adventures with stand up virtual reality games. I'd buy orange soda pop at the walgreens across from that little outlet, and smoke weed with these older kids outside lol. I used to dress up in panties at the JCPenney's and admire myself from the fitting room mirror. This once, I forgot to take them off, and the buzzer caught me for shoplifting. I've been banned from JCPenney's ever since. Ah, nostalgia.  :fap:
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« Reply #28 on: April 27, 2014, 01:50:38 am »
It's a little weird because indoor malls were an absolutely integral part of my teenagerhood... seeing them relegated to the past is another little reminder that I am getting old, that my childhood was a long time ago, and that everything is transient.
This. It is bizarre, isn't it? I had to take a city bus to school, and it stopped the mall for an hour beforehand. We had this crazy comic book store called Reality Adventures with stand up virtual reality games. I'd buy orange soda pop at the walgreens across from that little outlet, and smoke weed with these older kids outside lol. I used to dress up in panties at the JCPenney's and admire myself from the fitting room mirror. This once, I forgot to take them off, and the buzzer caught me for shoplifting. I've been banned from JCPenney's ever since. Ah, nostalgia.  :fap:

The lunch counter at Woolworth's was still a thing, when I was a kid.

As hilariously old-fashioned as the stuff my dad used to tell me about his childhood sounded, ours now sounds exactly that old-fashioned.  :lol:
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« Reply #29 on: April 27, 2014, 04:06:28 am »

The lunch counter at Woolworth's was still a thing, when I was a kid.

As hilariously old-fashioned as the stuff my dad used to tell me about his childhood sounded, ours now sounds exactly that old-fashioned.  :lol:

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Shit, variety stores with soda counters.

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