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hooplala

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Dear Open Bar,
« on: May 03, 2014, 02:29:03 am »
Why are there two of you?
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Re: Dear Open Bar,
« Reply #1 on: May 03, 2014, 03:09:28 am »
Where's the Scrid?
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Re: Dear Open Bar,
« Reply #2 on: May 03, 2014, 03:18:13 am »
Because it threadsplit and Twid responded to the old one.

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Re: Dear Open Bar,
« Reply #3 on: May 03, 2014, 06:45:20 am »
OFUK it's started multiplying. WE'RE DOOMED!!!

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Re: Dear Open Bar,
« Reply #4 on: May 04, 2014, 07:59:04 pm »
Why are there two of you?

Why is there only one of you?

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Re: Dear Open Bar,
« Reply #5 on: May 05, 2014, 02:47:21 am »
“I’m guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk,” Charles Wick said. “It was very complicated.”


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Re: Dear Open Bar,
« Reply #6 on: May 05, 2014, 06:24:21 am »
Because there isn't enough booze in the world to deal with two of me.
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Re: Dear Open Bar,
« Reply #7 on: May 05, 2014, 08:35:35 pm »
Why are there two of you?
because a compulsion to try to catch up to a 60+ page bar thread after it had already started was driving me mad. :argh!:
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