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TESTEMONAIL:  Right and Discordianism allows room for personal interpretation. You have your theories and I have mine. Unlike Christianity, Discordia allows room for ideas and opinions, and mine is well-informed and based on ancient philosophy and theology, so, my neo-Discordian friends, open your minds to my interpretation and I will open my mind to yours. That's fair enough, right? Just claiming to be discordian should mean that your mind is open and willing to learn and share ideas. You guys are fucking bashing me and your laughing at my theologies and my friends know what's up and are laughing at you and honestly this is my last shot at putting a label on my belief structure and your making me lose all hope of ever finding a ideological group I can relate to because you don't even know what the fuck I'm talking about and everything I have said is based on the founding principals of real Discordianism. Expand your mind.

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Started by hooplala, May 03, 2014, 02:29:03 AM

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May 03, 2014, 02:29:03 AM
Why are there two of you?
"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)" — Walt Whitman

Suu

#1
May 03, 2014, 03:09:28 AM
Where's the Scrid?
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Q. G. Pennyworth

#2
May 03, 2014, 03:18:13 AM
Because it threadsplit and Twid responded to the old one.

P3nT4gR4m

#3
May 03, 2014, 06:45:20 AM
OFUK it's started multiplying. WE'RE DOOMED!!!


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walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

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The Open Bar

#4
May 04, 2014, 07:59:04 PM
Quote from: Hoopla on May 03, 2014, 02:29:03 AM
Why are there two of you?

Why is there only one of you?

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#5
May 05, 2014, 02:47:21 AM
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

hooplala

#6
May 05, 2014, 06:24:21 AM
Because there isn't enough booze in the world to deal with two of me.
"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)" — Walt Whitman

Chelagoras The Boulder

#7
May 05, 2014, 08:35:35 PM
Quote from: Hoopla on May 03, 2014, 02:29:03 AM
Why are there two of you?
because a compulsion to try to catch up to a 60+ page bar thread after it had already started was driving me mad. :argh!:
"It isn't who you know, it's who you know, if you know what I mean.  And I think you do."
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