My disappointment is a big fucking truck.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

So they said they'd found my bag, which I haven't lost and that they're sending it to me BUT THEN it turns out they've LOST the bag that I HAVE IN MY POSSESSION, somewhere between Dallas and Tucson, AND I AM BEGINNING TO THINK that EITHER they are FUCKING WITH ME, or the bag went back to DIMENSION 9 where it fucking BELONGS IN THE FIRST PLACE.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

So they said they'd found my bag, which I haven't lost and that they're sending it to me BUT THEN it turns out they've LOST the bag that I HAVE IN MY POSSESSION, somewhere between Dallas and Tucson, AND I AM BEGINNING TO THINK that EITHER they are FUCKING WITH ME, or the bag went back to DIMENSION 9 where it fucking BELONGS IN THE FIRST PLACE.

Whaaaaaaaaaat? 

[The Good Reverend Roger]

So they said they'd found my bag, which I haven't lost and that they're sending it to me BUT THEN it turns out they've LOST the bag that I HAVE IN MY POSSESSION, somewhere between Dallas and Tucson, AND I AM BEGINNING TO THINK that EITHER they are FUCKING WITH ME, or the bag went back to DIMENSION 9 where it fucking BELONGS IN THE FIRST PLACE.

Whaaaaaaaaaat? 

I was home today all fucked up on pills because no sleep.  When I finally woke up, I called the AA desk at the airport to see if the bag was there, so I could pick it up tomorrow.  They had some kid working the desk, and he looks and says it isn't there.  I ask him to track it in the computer.  He says it left Dallas.  He can't find where it went in the system, because according to the computer it IS here in Tucson.  Only it's not.

At least not THIS Tucson.

[Cainad (dec.)]

  Curiouser and curiouser...

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

So they said they'd found my bag, which I haven't lost and that they're sending it to me BUT THEN it turns out they've LOST the bag that I HAVE IN MY POSSESSION, somewhere between Dallas and Tucson, AND I AM BEGINNING TO THINK that EITHER they are FUCKING WITH ME, or the bag went back to DIMENSION 9 where it fucking BELONGS IN THE FIRST PLACE.

Whaaaaaaaaaat? 

I was home today all fucked up on pills because no sleep.  When I finally woke up, I called the AA desk at the airport to see if the bag was there, so I could pick it up tomorrow.  They had some kid working the desk, and he looks and says it isn't there.  I ask him to track it in the computer.  He says it left Dallas.  He can't find where it went in the system, because according to the computer it IS here in Tucson.  Only it's not.

At least not THIS Tucson.

PHANTOM BAG!

[Eater of Clowns]

If you open the bag, you will find Tucson.

Tucson is everywhere. Everywhere is in the bag.

The bag is lost.

Everywhere is lost.

If you open the bag, you will find Tucson.

The bag is in Tucson. Tucson is everywhere.

The bag is everywhere.

The bag is lost.

Tucson is lost in Tucson. Everywhere is lost in everywhere.

If you open the bag, you will find Tucson.

[Pæs]

The worst part is what happened to the truck driver who was transporting it.

Horrible.

[Raz Tech]

demand that they buy all the things you lost and come up with the most incredible list possible.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

demand that they buy all the things you lost and come up with the most incredible list possible.

I refuse to turn this sort of surreal nonsense into a college gag or a means to get stuff.

Just saying.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

So they said they'd found my bag, which I haven't lost and that they're sending it to me BUT THEN it turns out they've LOST the bag that I HAVE IN MY POSSESSION, somewhere between Dallas and Tucson, AND I AM BEGINNING TO THINK that EITHER they are FUCKING WITH ME, or the bag went back to DIMENSION 9 where it fucking BELONGS IN THE FIRST PLACE.

Whaaaaaaaaaat? 

I was home today all fucked up on pills because no sleep.  When I finally woke up, I called the AA desk at the airport to see if the bag was there, so I could pick it up tomorrow.  They had some kid working the desk, and he looks and says it isn't there.  I ask him to track it in the computer.  He says it left Dallas.  He can't find where it went in the system, because according to the computer it IS here in Tucson.  Only it's not.

At least not THIS Tucson.

PHANTOM BAG!

This is a fucking omen or something.  The OTHER universe isn't SATISFIED with it's OWN infinity, and it wants MINE.

We'll just see about this shit.

[Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.]

Call back and tell them it's okay, they'll find it by the smell it gives off in another three days or so. And no, you don't know how that raw venison got in there, why are they asking such silly questions?

[Pæs]

This isn't fucking funny you asshats. Shit like this is how we wind up with the Other Roger and we all know where that leads.

[Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.]

This isn't fucking funny you asshats. Shit like this is how we wind up with the Other Roger and we all know where that leads.

You just aren't serious about having a good time anymore, Paes.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

If you open the bag, you will find Tucson.

Tucson is everywhere. Everywhere is in the bag.

The bag is lost.

Everywhere is lost.

If you open the bag, you will find Tucson.

The bag is in Tucson. Tucson is everywhere.

The bag is everywhere.

The bag is lost.

Tucson is lost in Tucson. Everywhere is lost in everywhere.

If you open the bag, you will find Tucson.

BINGO!

[Junkenstein]

demand that they buy all the things you lost and come up with the most incredible list possible.

I refuse to turn this sort of surreal nonsense into a college gag or a means to get stuff.

Just saying.

Personally, I think they only sensible thing to do is demand your bag until they come up with something.

Somewhere, this is causing all kinds of hell for someone.