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Started by Faux Lix, June 08, 2014, 02:45:45 AM

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Faux Lix

Hi, it's me! Pholix.  :lulz:

I'm a professional Ukulele Exorcist, invented Fifth World Problems, have been living out of a tent for the past 6 months, and once got a handjob from Bob's daughter in Equador. (no relation)

Ukulele exorcism doesn't take up as much time as you might think, and am currently looking for new friends on the internet!  :horrormirth:

Skype: faux.william if you have as much free time as I do.

Boojums.

Pæs

Hey there, new guy!

Why did you pick this board for your introduction?

Pæs

Also, why are you randomly spamming threads?

Raz Tech

Quote from: Pæs on June 08, 2014, 03:46:46 AM
Hey there, new guy!

Why did you pick this board for your introduction?

just a guess, but it's probably because the introductions thread was hidden in plain sight, just like the G.I. Joes always said it would be.

Faux Lix

Quote from: Pæs on June 08, 2014, 03:51:22 AM
Also, why are you randomly spamming threads?

Boojums.

Please be my friend  :cry:

Pæs


Faux Lix

Trust me, this post would be hella clever if I had photoshop on this computer.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Hey new guy, I'm the welcoming committee.



Go fuck yourself.
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hooplala

Quote from: Faux Lix on June 08, 2014, 02:45:45 AM

I'm a professional Ukulele Exorcist

Tell me more.  But please refrain from including the "word" boojums in your response.
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