Open Bar: Funnier Than White People Practicing Voodoo

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Heh.  I think I've fallen back into the good old days.  And by that, I mean I'm working for a three-letter agency cut-out.  I'm pretty sure no-one else in the private sector, aside from cutting edge scientific research labs, require quite so many non-disclosure agreements, especially regarding "privileged information", "sensitive documentation" and "confidential briefings".

It would also explain why the latter part of my interview sounded like a rip-off from a certain three-letter agency's own interview questions several years ago.  And why I cannot find out who is funding this venture.  Happy days are here again...

That's awesome! Congrats.

[Ben Shapiro]

The best thing about this generation with comic book nerds and gamers is I get to see all the stupid self-entitled douchebags bitching and whining about their worthless childhood being destroyed. Your childhood was destroyed the minute your nut sack dropped, yet I don't see you whining about that do you? You know the ability to start having sex.

I've realized now I don't want to befriend in real life, or online, or be in the same room with people who are clinging to their worthless nostalgia colored goggles.

The fact that you pieces of shit suck the life and fun out of every fucking thing makes me sick to my stomach, and there's only one thing I can do. The only thing I should do. Which is laugh at your childhood, and you til you go back to whatever basement you crawled out of.

Also fuck the 80's the only thing important was Reagan and A.I.D.S. Fuck the 90's the only thing important was the Internet being commercially available. Fuck the 2000's the only good thing about that was watching Metallica fans cry because their shitty band was making even shittier music.

[Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.]

The best thing about this generation with comic book nerds and gamers is I get to see all the stupid self-entitled douchebags bitching and whining about their worthless childhood being destroyed. Your childhood was destroyed the minute your nut sack dropped, yet I don't see you whining about that do you? You know the ability to start having sex.

I've realized now I don't want to befriend in real life, or online, or be in the same room with people who are clinging to their worthless nostalgia colored goggles.

The fact that you pieces of shit suck the life and fun out of every fucking thing makes me sick to my stomach, and there's only one thing I can do. The only thing I should do. Which is laugh at your childhood, and you til you go back to whatever basement you crawled out of.

Also fuck the 80's the only thing important was Reagan and A.I.D.S. Fuck the 90's the only thing important was the Internet being commercially available. Fuck the 2000's the only good thing about that was watching Metallica fans cry because their shitty band was making even shittier music.

Sorry about that.

[Trivial]

Another fucking storm.   

[The Johnny]

The best thing about this generation with comic book nerds and gamers is I get to see all the stupid self-entitled douchebags bitching and whining about their worthless childhood being destroyed. Your childhood was destroyed the minute your nut sack dropped, yet I don't see you whining about that do you? You know the ability to start having sex.

I've realized now I don't want to befriend in real life, or online, or be in the same room with people who are clinging to their worthless nostalgia colored goggles.

The fact that you pieces of shit suck the life and fun out of every fucking thing makes me sick to my stomach, and there's only one thing I can do. The only thing I should do. Which is laugh at your childhood, and you til you go back to whatever basement you crawled out of.

Also fuck the 80's the only thing important was Reagan and A.I.D.S. Fuck the 90's the only thing important was the Internet being commercially available. Fuck the 2000's the only good thing about that was watching Metallica fans cry because their shitty band was making even shittier music.

What did you say about the internets!??



-Teh Johnny, manic over having his own internet instead of having to steal it with a "wall breaker antenna" for almost three months.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

The best thing about this generation with comic book nerds and gamers is I get to see all the stupid self-entitled douchebags bitching and whining about their worthless childhood being destroyed. Your childhood was destroyed the minute your nut sack dropped, yet I don't see you whining about that do you? You know the ability to start having sex.

I've realized now I don't want to befriend in real life, or online, or be in the same room with people who are clinging to their worthless nostalgia colored goggles.

The fact that you pieces of shit suck the life and fun out of every fucking thing makes me sick to my stomach, and there's only one thing I can do. The only thing I should do. Which is laugh at your childhood, and you til you go back to whatever basement you crawled out of.

Also fuck the 80's the only thing important was Reagan and A.I.D.S. Fuck the 90's the only thing important was the Internet being commercially available. Fuck the 2000's the only good thing about that was watching Metallica fans cry because their shitty band was making even shittier music.

That actually made the 2000s kinda fun.   

[Ben Shapiro]

I AM THE INTERNET!

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

The best thing about this generation with comic book nerds and gamers is I get to see all the stupid self-entitled douchebags bitching and whining about their worthless childhood being destroyed. Your childhood was destroyed the minute your nut sack dropped, yet I don't see you whining about that do you? You know the ability to start having sex.

I've realized now I don't want to befriend in real life, or online, or be in the same room with people who are clinging to their worthless nostalgia colored goggles.

The fact that you pieces of shit suck the life and fun out of every fucking thing makes me sick to my stomach, and there's only one thing I can do. The only thing I should do. Which is laugh at your childhood, and you til you go back to whatever basement you crawled out of.

Also fuck the 80's the only thing important was Reagan and A.I.D.S. Fuck the 90's the only thing important was the Internet being commercially available. Fuck the 2000's the only good thing about that was watching Metallica fans cry because their shitty band was making even shittier music.

I love you so much.

[Junkenstein]

The best thing about this generation with comic book nerds and gamers is I get to see all the stupid self-entitled douchebags bitching and whining about their worthless childhood being destroyed. Your childhood was destroyed the minute your nut sack dropped, yet I don't see you whining about that do you? You know the ability to start having sex.

I've realized now I don't want to befriend in real life, or online, or be in the same room with people who are clinging to their worthless nostalgia colored goggles.

The fact that you pieces of shit suck the life and fun out of every fucking thing makes me sick to my stomach, and there's only one thing I can do. The only thing I should do. Which is laugh at your childhood, and you til you go back to whatever basement you crawled out of.

Also fuck the 80's the only thing important was Reagan and A.I.D.S. Fuck the 90's the only thing important was the Internet being commercially available. Fuck the 2000's the only good thing about that was watching Metallica fans cry because their shitty band was making even shittier music.

HEY.

HOLD ON.

You're forgetting about them making that DVD where they had therapy and insisted the new stuff was awesome.

Watching the faces of fans who paid £20+ for that shitheap was glorious.

[Junkenstein]

Game of Thrones finale last Sunday.

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I'm pissed Lady Stoneheart didn't show up, and I'm really pissed they took away Shae's backstory.  I loved that twist.

Just caught up. I'm assuming they're saving that for the opening of Season 5. Brienne has very little to do now. Zombies seem to have been the order of the day so they'll probably keep that going. Generally not bad at all, more plot advancement and it's given a better idea about which plot threads are actually important.

I'm assuming the various horns and Euron & co will start next season. A lot of the Wall stuff has been set up quite nicely as well. Slynt in particular. More Mance/Stannis/Davos is always good too.

[Suu]

The best thing about this generation with comic book nerds and gamers is I get to see all the stupid self-entitled douchebags bitching and whining about their worthless childhood being destroyed. Your childhood was destroyed the minute your nut sack dropped, yet I don't see you whining about that do you? You know the ability to start having sex.

I've realized now I don't want to befriend in real life, or online, or be in the same room with people who are clinging to their worthless nostalgia colored goggles.

Hold up.

There's a different between Marvel atoning for their sins of the Early Sony Period with the remakes, and fucking Michael Bay existing, okay? Marvel's 2004 Punisher not withstanding, because I'm in that movie as an extra, so no matter the suck, I got my 3 seconds of screen time and $200 for that.


Edit: Never mind, I lose. Someone posted the plot basis for the upcoming Jem movie and I nearly had kittens. Now, excuse me while I tell all you fuckers to get off my lawn and go cry in a corner.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Edit: Never mind, I lose. Someone posted the plot basis for the upcoming Jem movie and I nearly had kittens. Now, excuse me while I tell all you fuckers to get off my lawn and go cry in a corner.

PLEASE TELL ME IT'S MICHAEL BAY.  PLEASE.

[Suu]

Edit: Never mind, I lose. Someone posted the plot basis for the upcoming Jem movie and I nearly had kittens. Now, excuse me while I tell all you fuckers to get off my lawn and go cry in a corner.

PLEASE TELL ME IT'S MICHAEL BAY.  PLEASE.

Unfortunately, no. Because explosive Jem would be better than being based off of Rebecca Black.

However, original Jem writer and creator Christy Marx has not been invited to the table, and she's "deeply unhappy" about it. Ryan Landels is writing the script, "for a whole new generation with themes of being true to who you are in a multitasking, hyperlinked social media age," producers told the Hollywood Reporter. There's no word of Jem and her friends fighting for social causes.

Instead of a young businesswoman trying to save her family's business and charity, Jem/Jerrica Benton ("Nashville" star Aubrey Peeples) will be an orphaned teen girl who rockets to fame through a viral video. As Lauren Davis at io9 puts it, "Add all of this to the fact that Marx was never consulted on the film and our girl-power movie has an all-male development team and we're worried that Jem and the Holograms will be flat dolls rather than Day-Glo rockers."

Good-bye, fabulous hologram dreams. Welcome to the real future: Social-media fame trumps fighting for social causes, powerful women are reduced to sad girls, and a mammoth toy company allies with Hollywood to make money ruining everyone's favorite childhood memories. Did Eric Raymond actually win? Say it ain't so.

[LMNO]

Edit: Never mind, I lose. Someone posted the plot basis for the upcoming Jem movie and I nearly had kittens. Now, excuse me while I tell all you fuckers to get off my lawn and go cry in a corner.

PLEASE TELL ME IT'S MICHAEL BAY.  PLEASE.

That would have actually been cool.

From what I've read, it's gonna make the Josie and the Pussycats remake* look like Citizen Kane.







*To be honest, Parker Posey and Alan Cummings were pretty damn good in that film.

[Suu]

Edit: Never mind, I lose. Someone posted the plot basis for the upcoming Jem movie and I nearly had kittens. Now, excuse me while I tell all you fuckers to get off my lawn and go cry in a corner.

PLEASE TELL ME IT'S MICHAEL BAY.  PLEASE.

That would have actually been cool.

From what I've read, it's gonna make the Josie and the Pussycats remake* look like Citizen Kane.







*To be honest, Parker Posey and Alan Cummings were pretty damn good in that film.

And no mention of the Misfits.

You can't have The Holograms without the Misfits, their songs are better. They are the Misfits, [the Misfits,] and they're gonna get her. Plus Stormer plays a GODDAMN KEYTAR.