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A modest proposal

Started by Q. G. Pennyworth, June 10, 2014, 01:07:42 AM

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Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 10, 2014, 06:09:50 PM
I'm chopped liver.   :cry:

I'm doing my dance, my special dance, and I got thrown over for a Scotsman.

WE HATES P3NT!  WE HATES HIM FOREVER!

It's not that you're chopped liver, it's just that I don't know anyone who's into the hypnotic trance induced by the gyrating motions of a Holy ManTM's back hair. Besides me, I mean. But I know a guy who's got a thing for outdoorsey men in tutus and smoking cigars. . . . if you put a tutu on over the corset and smoke a cigar . . . I bet I could convert him. :D
Weevil-Infested Badfun Wrongsex Referee From The 9th Earth
Slick and Deranged Wombat of Manhood Questioning
Hulking Dormouse of Lust and DESPAIRâ„¢
Gatling Geyser of Rainbow AIDS

"The only way we can ever change anything is to look in the mirror and find no enemy." - Akala  'Find No Enemy'.

The Good Reverend Roger

" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Junkenstein

I'm pretty sure Paes could also sell videos of you to a guy.

I'd like to think it'd be a different guy, but probably not.
Nine naked Men just walking down the road will cause a heap of trouble for all concerned.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: NoLeDeMiel on June 10, 2014, 02:29:16 PM
Lemme track down a corset and it is so very on...the milky, milky horror!

You have to. YOU HAVE TO.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 10, 2014, 01:22:51 AM
Quote from: Q. G. Pennyworth on June 10, 2014, 01:07:42 AM
I'm irrationally annoyed by Inge's icon. Propose people change icons to our own corset tits to shame the try-hard. Goddamn is that a try-hard costume.


I wish to wear a corset.  And do my little dance.

You don't have a corset? You, of all people, I expected to have a corset.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: Junkenstein on June 10, 2014, 05:56:04 PM
If he's willing to be tickled while this goes on, Paes knows a guy who'll pay decent money.

:horrormirth:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Junkenstein

Quote from: The Right Reverend Nigel on June 10, 2014, 08:58:39 PM
Quote from: Junkenstein on June 10, 2014, 05:56:04 PM
If he's willing to be tickled while this goes on, Paes knows a guy who'll pay decent money.

:horrormirth:

This is my favorite new example of HA HA DEADLY SERIOUS.
Nine naked Men just walking down the road will cause a heap of trouble for all concerned.

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: The Right Reverend Nigel on June 10, 2014, 08:56:28 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 10, 2014, 01:22:51 AM
Quote from: Q. G. Pennyworth on June 10, 2014, 01:07:42 AM
I'm irrationally annoyed by Inge's icon. Propose people change icons to our own corset tits to shame the try-hard. Goddamn is that a try-hard costume.


I wish to wear a corset.  And do my little dance.

You don't have a corset? You, of all people, I expected to have a corset.

I shall pop into the welding shop tomorrow and make one.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Q. G. Pennyworth


UB

Geeze. Now I regret switching pics for all the hilarity the other one provoked.
Within the grip of Err.... some are fucked in the head by a fist of fire.

Q. G. Pennyworth

Quote from: Inge on June 10, 2014, 10:41:23 PM
Geeze. Now I regret switching pics for all the hilarity the other one provoked.

No one was talking to you.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 10, 2014, 09:50:47 PM
Quote from: The Right Reverend Nigel on June 10, 2014, 08:56:28 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 10, 2014, 01:22:51 AM
Quote from: Q. G. Pennyworth on June 10, 2014, 01:07:42 AM
I'm irrationally annoyed by Inge's icon. Propose people change icons to our own corset tits to shame the try-hard. Goddamn is that a try-hard costume.


I wish to wear a corset.  And do my little dance.

You don't have a corset? You, of all people, I expected to have a corset.

I shall pop into the welding shop tomorrow and make one.

:lulz:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: The Right Reverend Nigel on June 10, 2014, 11:26:54 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 10, 2014, 09:50:47 PM
Quote from: The Right Reverend Nigel on June 10, 2014, 08:56:28 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 10, 2014, 01:22:51 AM
Quote from: Q. G. Pennyworth on June 10, 2014, 01:07:42 AM
I'm irrationally annoyed by Inge's icon. Propose people change icons to our own corset tits to shame the try-hard. Goddamn is that a try-hard costume.


I wish to wear a corset.  And do my little dance.

You don't have a corset? You, of all people, I expected to have a corset.

I shall pop into the welding shop tomorrow and make one.

:lulz:

What?  Whale bone is really hard to get.

So it's 316 stainless.  Very fetching.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 11, 2014, 12:20:25 AM
Quote from: The Right Reverend Nigel on June 10, 2014, 11:26:54 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 10, 2014, 09:50:47 PM
Quote from: The Right Reverend Nigel on June 10, 2014, 08:56:28 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 10, 2014, 01:22:51 AM
Quote from: Q. G. Pennyworth on June 10, 2014, 01:07:42 AM
I'm irrationally annoyed by Inge's icon. Propose people change icons to our own corset tits to shame the try-hard. Goddamn is that a try-hard costume.


I wish to wear a corset.  And do my little dance.

You don't have a corset? You, of all people, I expected to have a corset.

I shall pop into the welding shop tomorrow and make one.

:lulz:

What?  Whale bone is really hard to get.

So it's 316 stainless.  Very fetching.

Steampunk that motherfucker!
Weevil-Infested Badfun Wrongsex Referee From The 9th Earth
Slick and Deranged Wombat of Manhood Questioning
Hulking Dormouse of Lust and DESPAIRâ„¢
Gatling Geyser of Rainbow AIDS

"The only way we can ever change anything is to look in the mirror and find no enemy." - Akala  'Find No Enemy'.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on June 11, 2014, 02:14:03 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 11, 2014, 12:20:25 AM
Quote from: The Right Reverend Nigel on June 10, 2014, 11:26:54 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 10, 2014, 09:50:47 PM
Quote from: The Right Reverend Nigel on June 10, 2014, 08:56:28 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 10, 2014, 01:22:51 AM
Quote from: Q. G. Pennyworth on June 10, 2014, 01:07:42 AM
I'm irrationally annoyed by Inge's icon. Propose people change icons to our own corset tits to shame the try-hard. Goddamn is that a try-hard costume.


I wish to wear a corset.  And do my little dance.

You don't have a corset? You, of all people, I expected to have a corset.

I shall pop into the welding shop tomorrow and make one.

:lulz:

What?  Whale bone is really hard to get.

So it's 316 stainless.  Very fetching.

Steampunk that motherfucker!

Whoa whoa whoa there

this isn't the 1990's.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."