Limited Inge thread: only while stocks last

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

For the record, TGRR was being completely sincere when he offered to let you know where you were going wrong.

And Inge sure showed me, right?

From zero to "Holist" in one post.  We already have a holist.  I'm gonna go troll teabaggers while this gets sorted, except to post LDW and Andrew stuff.  And mercilessly split any fuckery that holist junior here decides to put it those threads.

I think I might just ignore crInge. I tried to give it some decent advice but doesn't seem worth expending any more effort on... it's one of those "nobody else is a real person and everything is someone else's fault" types, and there's no reaching those. 

[UB]

Appreciative of the loss of distractions. 

Business, it is, as usual.

Adventures await.

[UB]

I'll take that as a "too chickenshit to bother with".

SHIT damn. SHIT has got to be the favored word with most posters who bother to respond with me.

IF I use endearments, it's of little respect to who you are and more influenced by the flow of conversation and the intent of influence desired. Though I likely came in with a collection of nooses around my neck, chickenwire is not one.

I think I have pinpointed your problem.

Somehow, it seems you've missed the rest of the comment. It wasn't written to intend a minimizing of character or poster.

No, it just revealed that you don't really care about other people's individuality or preferences or feelings.

My emotional constipation, eh, is as obvious as your intuitive perception, however formed. It seems irrevocably misaligned and completely out of joint with the plausible possibility of fallacious assumptions.

Maybe you've granted me with the inattentive snubbing you've promised and I may stroll off on my fool's trolley without bothering your Majesty any further?

*kisses* TRRN

[xXRon_Paul_42016Xxx(weed)]

Inge. I would like to take a brief moment in the official Inge thread to express my appreciation for the content that you, Inge, bring to this internet site. First off let me convey the understanding of how your posts mirror common discussion and are laced with your signature Inge wit. Judging from your speech pattern and thought patterns mirrored by said speech patterns I can deduce that you, like I and so many others on these fine internets, are a supreme gentleman. Apologies if you are in fact a supreme gentlewoman.

Now if you would, help me parse the failure and successes of some recent experiments of mine. At the local dispensary of cheap foodstuffs and other assorted essential goods there is a woman of considerable interest to me both erotic and emotional. A cumly  woman in her 50s, with long flowing dyed black hair and moderate but respectable birthing hips. I have tried several times to woo her into sexual coitus with demonstrations of my supreme mastery of gentlemanship. I always say thank you when given change, and on one occasion I held the door open for her. In all such incidents I expected obligitory exchanging of pleasantries  would lead to erotic gratification but to no avail! Harken, my dearest confidant, how forsooth have I been blind to the finer mysteries of the womanly species. Please, Inge, aid me in my quest to continue the genetic line of my forefathers, I beg it of you.

[UB]

Aye.  I suppose that's well deserving.

Im still not a fan.

[xXRon_Paul_42016Xxx(weed)]

Aye.  I suppose that's well deserving.

Im still not a fan.

Aye. But surely someone of your intellectual stature can afford a few drippings of constructive criticism from the great wellspring of your mind, aye? Please, grace me with your thought patters translated into internet words, aye.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

 

That was worthy of the late Doktor Phox.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

That was worthy of the late Doktor Phox.

The new guy is a weirdo, but he's a weirdo with style.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

That was worthy of the late Doktor Phox.

The new guy is a weirdo, but he's a weirdo with style.

I'm digging it.   

[UB]

That was worthy of the late Doktor Phox.

The new guy is a weirdo, but he's a weirdo with style.

I'm digging it.   

Digging the Dok's box?

Um, then living it up from within my own thread in respect to TRRN's dubbed, *cringe*.

[xXRon_Paul_42016Xxx(weed)]

I wish admins could use the ignore feature.

PD is not my favorite place at the moment.

Does it make you wanna get up off your arse and do something, um, like... cut the grass, wash the dish, make your own bed? 

I suppose any noob block wouldn't help.

There's still no beer here.

Aye, but what good is beer to you when the quantum tubules of your brain are still out of whack? Inge, imagine for a moment that you are in a car traveling at 1/3 the speed of light through a frictionless plane. Now imagine that you are dragging some poor sap who owes the boss money by a chain. Assuming of course that your headlights are both on and that C is a constant in this theoretical universe, at what point does he scream "STOP! STOP! ILL TELL YOU WHERE I BURIED THE DIAMONDS!"?

Please explain your answer, and rephrase the question in your answer. There will be a quiz.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Inge is now UB.  She has also changed her avatar.  Tricksey, these internet nutcases.

I have locked the ability of users to change their names.  If anyone other than Inge/UB has a reason to want to change their screen name, PM me.

[UB]

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Aye, but what good is beer to you when the quantum tubules of your brain are still out of whack? Inge, imagine for a moment that you are in a car traveling at 1/3 the speed of light through a frictionless plane. Now imagine that you are dragging some poor sap who owes the boss money by a chain. Assuming of course that your headlights are both on and that C is a constant in this theoretical universe, at what point does he scream "STOP! STOP! ILL TELL YOU WHERE I BURIED THE DIAMONDS!"?

Please explain your answer, and rephrase the question in your answer. There will be a quiz.

The problem with influential media is that no one is talking about diamond [minds] or middle eastern [hidden] secrets. Everyone wants to believe it is about oil because of the seemingly irrevocable dependency upon oil.

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Inge is now UB.  She has also changed her avatar.  Tricksey, these internet nutcases.

I have locked the ability of users to change their names.  If anyone other than Inge/UB has a reason to want to change their screen name, PM me.
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No one from within this board is so dimwitted as to need such an explanation.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Inge is now UB.  She has also changed her avatar.  Tricksey, these internet nutcases.

I have locked the ability of users to change their names.  If anyone other than Inge/UB has a reason to want to change their screen name, PM me.

Luckily, the ignore feature keeps track of that sort of thing so I don't have to.

[UB]

It's a beautiful day in the neighborhood...

http://www.gofishing.co.uk/Angling-Times/Section/News--Catches/General-News/260lb-catfish-caught-in-Italy/

Irascible pontificating be damned.