My computer is better than you....

[East Coast Hustle]

do they even have girls in Canada? does it do you any good?

[Horab Fibslager]

no we copulate with teh mighty sasquatch females and tamed sex slave beavers. the famous candian actresses americans have masturbated over for decades were actually transvestites sent to send gayvibes and start a gay revolution, conquering america with homoerotic socialist-liberalism, which is the compulsory political stance of all patriotic anf ree canadians not in re-education centers. all your man ass are belong to us!


 

[East Coast Hustle]

huh...well, that goes a long way towards explaining New Brunswick, then...

[LMNO]

do they even have girls in Canada?

Some of the most attractive strippers I ever saw were in Montreal.

So, yes.

[agent compassion]

Some of the most attractive strippers I ever saw were in Montreal

Were they removing paint at the time?

[East Coast Hustle]

most of the really hot strippers im Montreal (or Quebec City, or Windsor) are american girls who realized they can make twice as much $$$ in much better working conditions on that side of the border...

[Nikoli Volkoff]

And he knows this because he has helped to finance many an american girls lifestyle up there....



that or he scared them off and the only recourse they had, was to run to canada and hide their shame by showing their beutifal bodies off to hordes of drunken, assholes, who would rather pay to look than spend the time getting a nice piece themselves.

as for me, i have been into all of two strip clubs, one was when my g/f at the time went to apply and the other was with Senior GOAT the night we arrived in LA and i would hardly say that was a class establishment...

[East Coast Hustle]

are you kidding, dude?

the Cheetah club is the stripclub against which all other strip clubs are judged!

why, it was even in the movie "Showgirls"!!!

and really, is there a better strip club on earth than the one that your tattoo artist's girlfriend tends bar at and gives you free drinks all night long?

not to mention the best quality cocaine I've ever come across in my life...

hell, you'd probably have to go to the Phillipines to find a better time in a strip club than the Cheetah...

[Rev Thwack]

well, is the cheetah like some other canadian strip clubs in keeping with a hands-on policy?

[LMNO]

Having also been to LA's famous Cheetah Club, I must concur that it was one of the better strip clubs I have ever been to.

Well chosen.  Yummy.

[East Coast Hustle]

I've only been to the Cheetah in Windsor once, and was only there for about 20 minutes when one of my buddies got into a fight with a bounce and we got booted out, so I really couldn't tell you...the Cheetah Club I was talking about was the one in LA...

[Irreverend Hugh, KSC]

do they even have girls in Canada? does it do you any good?

Nah. Just goats and frenchies.

[East Coast Hustle]

fucking pea-soup eaters!

[Scytano]

My computer brings all the boys to the yard,
And they're like "it's better than yours'"
Damn right, it's better than yours.
I could teach you, but I'd have to charge.

[Nikoli Volkoff]

LMAO! HURAHHH!!! FOR MAKER'S MARK! i used to hate Whiskey but this stuff rocks...