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[Faust]

Me and my dick are going to step away from the meat grinder and remain perplexed.

As my Old Army Drill instructor used to say: "If you don't understand shit, stop getting involved or you'll end up with your dick in a meatgrinder"

He's very wise.

This is from me, so it's propoganda, and because of how much of a monster I am; its's an excuse to shit on roger.

Most of this went on in PM's.

PL posted some racist shit.
Roger proposes that he is morally opposed to posting on the same forum as a racist so something(a ban) needs to be done.
I disagreed, that someone shouldn't be banned for posting racist shit and that it's not an either or we could fuck with him plenty without having to use admin tools (that's where the lazy comment came from).

And that's basically as far as it went, the rest was going round in circles. I wouldn't agree with the ban and roger wouldn't compromise his morality of not posting on the same forum a racist.

Now in the meantime PL immediately went on to start posting youtube song links in all manner of threads. Was told he would be banned if he kept it up, and he kept on doing it so from the looks of it he was trying his hardest to get banned one way or another to, I don't know, martyr himself.

Everything else is just arguing about what's been said. I'll clarify one thing which roger doesn't believe but keeps coming up, and I'm not to be trusted so don't listen to me

I posted

"To be honest, in your situation I would be insulted that people would think I needed defending against such a DINOSAUR of a troll."

I posted it here, the notorious page 8:
http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=36700.msg1351578#msg1351578

It was in reference to Twid(I loves ya twid), which nigel commented on as you can see in the two immediately previous post
http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=36700.msg1351574#msg1351574

It wasn't an attack on twid or anything, more tongue in cheek passing comment.

But I'm a liar, this message was about roger, about his White Knighting, and part of my campaign against him, because I hate him.

As I said there was more to it in the PM's and this is all from memory from two months ago so I would say take that with a pinch of salt.

[Junkenstein]

Look, Faust, I appreciate the way you're holding that grinder. I really do. It's an interesting little dance that you're doing and you are certainly waving it around quite suggestively, but I must stress to you again, I don't want to put my dick in it.

It's a good dance though. Hell, we're 2/3rds of the way to something cultural. If you could scream something repeatedly in German and get it filmed in black and white we've probably got an underground hit on our hands.

[Junkenstein]

The other thing that guy used to say was "If you don't understand what the fuck is happening, go for a cheap laugh".

Sometimes, he wasn't so wise.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

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"To be honest, in your situation I would be insulted that people would think I needed defending against such a DINOSAUR of a troll."
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Yeah, what was that designed to do?  Oh, yeah.

[Faust]

Well according to you it's some kind of barbed comment at you.
I've stated otherwise.
So there is a contradiction there that can only be explained as one of the following

I am a liar
You are seeing attacks on you, where there were none.

I'm inclined to go with I am a liar because I'm a piece of shit, it stands to reason that that is what a coward and a piece of shit would do.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Well according to you it's some kind of barbed comment at you.
I've stated otherwise.
So there is a contradiction there that can only be explained as one of the following

I am a liar
You are seeing attacks on you, where there were none.

I'm inclined to go with I am a liar because I'm a piece of shit, it stands to reason that that is what a coward and a piece of shit would do.

Yanno, 2 months ago, I might have swallowed that shit.  I was willing to be the sucker still, at that point.

If you hadn't taken time out of your day to explain to me that I wasn't worth talking to.  Now it's all toxic and I don't believe for a moment that you meant anything other than a direct provocation.

[Faust]

Well according to you it's some kind of barbed comment at you.
I've stated otherwise.
So there is a contradiction there that can only be explained as one of the following

I am a liar
You are seeing attacks on you, where there were none.

I'm inclined to go with I am a liar because I'm a piece of shit, it stands to reason that that is what a coward and a piece of shit would do.

Yanno, 2 months ago, I might have swallowed that shit.  I was willing to be the sucker still, at that point.

If you hadn't taken time out of your day to explain to me that I wasn't worth talking to.  Now it's all toxic and I don't believe for a moment that you meant anything other than a direct provocation.

OK. I'm a liar, that's convenient because that solves that contradiction. I hope that answer satisfies you.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

And I am LAZY.  LAZY LAZY LAZY.  Certainly no principles were involved.  I am apparently incapable of them.

In any case, I have collected the fiction I think is worth re-purposing elsewhere.  This should make Nigel happy, as fiction is not her Discordia.  It should generally make the pack of you happy, as that was really the only reason for me to come back to a board upon which pretty much everyone hates my guts. 

So now you can have your utopia.

Later.

[Count Chocula]

ITT: Roger goes bananas. B A ana anas

The internal strife was just to much for him to bear.

He shot his load on the board like Peter North.

Clearly he is having a psychotic episode.

Might be best not to engage for awhile.

He'll get better.

Until the next time.

[Faust]

And I am LAZY.  LAZY LAZY LAZY.  Certainly no principles were involved.  I am apparently incapable of them.

I've never denied you you were sticking your principles. In fact I explicitly said you were about 4 posts up. But as a liar this should be discarded as some subterfuge.

In any case, I have collected the fiction I think is worth re-purposing elsewhere.  This should make Nigel happy, as fiction is not her Discordia.  It should generally make the pack of you happy, as that was really the only reason for me to come back to a board upon which pretty much everyone hates my guts. 

So now you can have your utopia.

Later.

Whatever makes you happy.
I'm not going to say anything on that because coming from a liar it wouldn't be worth listening to.

[Count Chocula]

Thread split please. I nominate "Roger's Bouncy Room." One moment a it's a civilized conversation about Haggis and now.... This?

Or

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Based on a PM exchange with Faust, I retract and apologize for the "liar" comment.  Since the comment was public, the apology should be, too.

It seems he really DOES believe that I am lazy and incapable of actually having a moral code or ethics or anything.

So he's not LYING, just inaccurate.

[Faust]

I apologies for calling Roger Lazy. I've never called or thought he was unprincipled.
I said banning PL was the lazy option, I retract that now seeing as it was actually from a strong place of principle.
It doesn't mean I agree, my principles are not all going to be the same as his but calling it the lazy option was unfair.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

I apologies for calling Roger Lazy. I've never called or thought he was unprincipled.
I said banning PL was the lazy option, I retract that now seeing as it was actually from a strong place of principle.
It doesn't mean I agree, my principles are not all going to be the same as his but calling it the lazy option was unfair.

Thanks.

[Count Chocula]

And thus concludes today's Britany Spears meltdown. Tune in next week for more head-shaving excitement.