What does Discordia mean to me? It means Richter is the only one who knows what MBTA connections we have to use. It means Twid is hounding cops on Boston Common again. It means LMNO finally got those special order underpants that can withstand that hideous strain induced by THE GAY BAR.
It means Queen Gogira is fleecing the sheep, Cainad is telling me about FUCKING FRUIT LOOK AT THAT SHIT YOU PLEB, and ECH is finally getting enough fiber in his diet.
It means Nigel is loose with a baseball bat on the Burnside bridge again, keeping reality safe for the rest of us. With perhaps a little too much vigor, but that is only to be expected of that saintly woman. She is nothing if not dedicated, and Portland more or less asked for this shit anyway, when it took advantage of her trip to Peru, and sabotaged her washing machine. We shall eventually have to sacrifice The Wizard Joseph to her. No offense, TWJ, it's just one of those...things.
It means that Eater of Clowns is on the loose again, with his mouth full of power-assisted teeth. It means he and Luna are going to Fall River again, to teach those fuckers something they'll never forget.
Discordia means all of this and more. It means my dog is finally getting enough chicken skin. It means my wife not only tolerates my excesses and poor behavior, but is amused by it.
In short, Discordia means Saturday Night™. And that is something you just can't explain to the zealots and the pimps and the fixers.
And they won't listen if you try.