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Re: Introduction thread / "What does discordia mean to you?"
« Reply #90 on: October 30, 2014, 10:16:43 pm »
How much gin is in 1L of gin?
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Re: Introduction thread / "What does discordia mean to you?"
« Reply #91 on: October 30, 2014, 10:20:11 pm »
How much gin is in 1L of gin?


Enough for me to make 2 gin and tonics. Happy Halloween!
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Re: Introduction thread / "What does discordia mean to you?"
« Reply #92 on: October 30, 2014, 10:23:13 pm »
Yeah, you might be alright after you sleep it off.
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Re: Introduction thread / "What does discordia mean to you?"
« Reply #93 on: October 30, 2014, 10:26:30 pm »
Hello

I found out about Discordianityism today after finding about a ginormoplanet named Eris and its moon, Dysnomer. Trying to find more internetinfo about these places led me to some interesting websites. I read this Principa Dontcordium book, and now i do believe I  have solved the mystery.

Why type here? I don't know, so much of Discordianity would have been absolute nonsense 1 year ago. Today, so much was nonsense...

Correction it was a dwarf planet and the moon is Dysnomia. I just double checked to see if the whole thing was a prank. Fnord?

We don't say "dwarf".  We say "little planet".
I met a traveller from an antique land
Who said: Two vast and trunkless legs of stone
Stand in the desert. Near them, on the sand,
Half sunk, shattered underpance lies,
With blown elastic, and exploded back,
Tell that its sculptor well those passions read
Which yet survive, stamped on these lifeless things,
The hand that mocked them and the heart that fed:
And on the pedestal these words appear:
"My name is Doktor Howl, Spag of Spags:
Look on my ass, ye Mighty, and despair!"
Nothing beside remains. Round the decay
Of that colossal wreck, boundless and bare
The lone and level sands stretch far away.

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Re: Introduction thread / "What does discordia mean to you?"
« Reply #94 on: October 30, 2014, 10:38:15 pm »

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We don't say "dwarf".  We say "little planet".
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Re: Introduction thread / "What does discordia mean to you?"
« Reply #95 on: October 30, 2014, 10:40:00 pm »
Using adjectives to describe height is an artificial social construct, part and parcel of a maladptive discourse in a patriarchal misogynistic society.

That sounds like something a short person would say, puny.
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Re: Introduction thread / "What does discordia mean to you?"
« Reply #96 on: October 31, 2014, 06:20:21 am »
Using adjectives to describe height is an artificial social construct, part and parcel of a maladptive discourse in a patriarchal misogynistic society.

That sounds like something a short person would say, puny.

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Re: Introduction thread / "What does discordia mean to you?"
« Reply #97 on: October 31, 2014, 08:09:38 am »
Correction it was a dwarf planet
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Re: Introduction thread / "What does discordia mean to you?"
« Reply #98 on: October 31, 2014, 09:48:51 am »

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We don't say "dwarf".  We say "little planet".

Using adjectives to describe height is an artificial social construct, part and parcel of a maladptive discourse in a patriarchal misogynistic society.

Yeah, well, so is your mother.

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Re: Introduction thread / "What does discordia mean to you?"
« Reply #99 on: October 31, 2014, 11:34:41 am »
Using adjectives to describe height is an artificial social construct, part and parcel of a maladptive discourse in a patriarchal misogynistic society.

That sounds like something a short person would say, puny.

WHO YOU CALLIN SHORT, STRETCH???

YOU'RE ORKADIAN, YOU'RE LIKE HALF A FOOT TOO SHORT TO BE CALLED SHORT
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Re: Introduction thread / "What does discordia mean to you?"
« Reply #100 on: October 31, 2014, 02:20:48 pm »
Using adjectives to describe height is an artificial social construct, part and parcel of a maladptive discourse in a patriarchal misogynistic society.

That sounds like something a short person would say, puny.

WHO YOU CALLIN SHORT, STRETCH???

YOU'RE ORKADIAN, YOU'RE LIKE HALF A FOOT TOO SHORT TO BE CALLED SHORT

Orkadians are on a different scale, really.   They measure how tall they aren't.
I met a traveller from an antique land
Who said: Two vast and trunkless legs of stone
Stand in the desert. Near them, on the sand,
Half sunk, shattered underpance lies,
With blown elastic, and exploded back,
Tell that its sculptor well those passions read
Which yet survive, stamped on these lifeless things,
The hand that mocked them and the heart that fed:
And on the pedestal these words appear:
"My name is Doktor Howl, Spag of Spags:
Look on my ass, ye Mighty, and despair!"
Nothing beside remains. Round the decay
Of that colossal wreck, boundless and bare
The lone and level sands stretch far away.

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Re: Introduction thread / "What does discordia mean to you?"
« Reply #101 on: October 31, 2014, 02:32:15 pm »
Using adjectives to describe height is an artificial social construct, part and parcel of a maladptive discourse in a patriarchal misogynistic society.

That sounds like something a short person would say, puny.

WHO YOU CALLIN SHORT, STRETCH???

YOU'RE ORKADIAN, YOU'RE LIKE HALF A FOOT TOO SHORT TO BE CALLED SHORT

Orkadians are on a different scale, really.   They measure how tall they aren't.

 :lulz:
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Re: Introduction thread / "What does discordia mean to you?"
« Reply #102 on: November 01, 2014, 03:35:02 am »
Hello

I found out about Discordianityism today after finding about a ginormoplanet named Eris and its moon, Dysnomer. Trying to find more internetinfo about these places led me to some interesting websites. I read this Principa Dontcordium book, and now i do believe I  have solved the mystery.

Why type here? I don't know, so much of Discordianity would have been absolute nonsense 1 year ago. Today, so much was nonsense...

Correction it was a dwarf planet and the moon is Dysnomia. I just double checked to see if the whole thing was a prank. Fnord?

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Re: Introduction thread / "What does discordia mean to you?"
« Reply #103 on: November 01, 2014, 05:05:28 am »

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We don't say "dwarf".  We say "little planet".

Using adjectives to describe height is an artificial social construct, part and parcel of a maladptive discourse in a patriarchal misogynistic society.

Yeah, well, so is your mother.

 :lulz:
“I’m guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk,” Charles Wick said. “It was very complicated.”


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Re: Introduction thread / "What does discordia mean to you?"
« Reply #104 on: November 01, 2014, 05:06:01 am »
Using adjectives to describe height is an artificial social construct, part and parcel of a maladptive discourse in a patriarchal misogynistic society.

That sounds like something a short person would say, puny.

WHO YOU CALLIN SHORT, STRETCH???

YOU'RE ORKADIAN, YOU'RE LIKE HALF A FOOT TOO SHORT TO BE CALLED SHORT

Orkadians are on a different scale, really.   They measure how tall they aren't.

OH SNAP!   :argh!:
“I’m guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk,” Charles Wick said. “It was very complicated.”