Introduction thread / "What does discordia mean to you?"

[notloki]

Is Roger be Republican?

JAJAJA I joke.  We love TGRR stories, but many hard to translate.

Roger be making republicans look like Mister Fucking Rogers.  On Prosac.  Roger he hate you.  He vomit up small animal on you.  He name skidmarks in pants after you.  He sing Taylor Swift song at you (he tone deaf, too).  He hate you like you Hitler's personal fart-catcher.  He fucking your shit.

JAJAJA!
Why he hate me and not meet me?  I cool cat.  We cool cats.  Roger hate cats?
Why you talk about Roger and not Roger talk?  Or Roger busy fucking my shit?

No Taylor Swift please.  That mean.

Your friend,
notloki

[notloki]

I look up Fanglekai.  Why you call me that?  Is my bad English?

[Doktor Howl]

I look up Fanglekai.  Why you call me that?  Is my bad English?

Because you share an IP address with him.  Because you used Tor.

If you're not him, you might wind up paying for his sins anyway.

[notloki]

I not choose the IP.  Want I should switch to new IP?

[trix]

Welcome to PD Loki, sorry if we seem a bit distrustful of newbies, a lot of garbage washes up upon our shores.  If you aren't Fanglekai (I don't know him but Howl's pretty good at calling out alts) then I'm glad to meet you!

I do recommend you wear a hat, though.

[Doktor Howl]

I not choose the IP.  Want I should switch to new IP?

Naw.

[Doktor Howl]

but Howl's pretty good at calling out alts

We doktors call this "being a paranoid asshole".

[Faust]

We glad you understand!  PD work with noscript torbrowser on whonix so we were hope approval.

You might lose some images with noscript but otherwise the forum tends to run no problem on it. There are a couple of pages off of the front page that might not display right but otherwise should be fine.

As roger said some troublesome people have been banned off of tor exit nodes (EDIT: actually these have probably been removed so it wont be an issue) so if you ever cant reach the site press the new IP button.

[Doktor Howl]

This is going to end in tears and madness and fire.

I can sense it.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

You guys are being really nice, considering the transparent shtick. We already have the Generalissimo, who does it better anyway.

But who knows, maybe this one will turn out to be funny.

[Doktor Howl]

You guys are being really nice, considering the transparent shtick. We already have the Generalissimo, who does it better anyway.

But who knows, maybe this one will turn out to be funny.

I want to study his habits.

As long as he doesn't get malicious, let's just see where things go.

[notloki]

Welcome to PD Loki, sorry if we seem a bit distrustful of newbies, a lot of garbage washes up upon our shores.  If you aren't Fanglekai (I don't know him but Howl's pretty good at calling out alts) then I'm glad to meet you!

I do recommend you wear a hat, though.

Thank you.  I understand distrustful, be this Discordia!  Only fool trust random Discordian first day.  Especially Discordian have weird English.

No tears Doktor I not trolling just smart and cautious.

Your Mom,

Really no shtick intend, motive only honest communication.

Your friend,
notloki

[trix]

but Howl's pretty good at calling out alts

We doktors call this "being a paranoid asshole".

Heh, well you DID think I was poptard for a long time.  Hell for all I know you still do!

[Doktor Howl]

but Howl's pretty good at calling out alts

We doktors call this "being a paranoid asshole".

Heh, well you DID think I was poptard for a long time.  Hell for all I know you still do!

Everyone is poptard. 
Everyone is Nigel.
Ergo, Nigel is poptard.

Then:

There are an infinite number of Nigels.  This is known science.
Nigel has her dick up everyone's ass.  Even aliens.  This is why aliens probe us; it is an attempt at retaliation.
Ergo, poptard is fucking aliens. 

Lastly:

Nigel has her dick up everyone's ass.
Nigel is poptard.
Ergo, poptard has been abusing himself for years.

[notloki]

We glad you understand!  PD work with noscript torbrowser on whonix so we were hope approval.

You might lose some images with noscript but otherwise the forum tends to run no problem on it. There are a couple of pages off of the front page that might not display right but otherwise should be fine.

As roger said some troublesome people have been banned off of tor exit nodes (EDIT: actually these have probably been removed so it wont be an issue) so if you ever cant reach the site press the new IP button.

I no cause any trouble.

I like all people, even stupid opinion people

If bad English annoy or hard to understand I can try make it better.