Open Bar: Arguments About Turtles, All the Way Down

[Reginald Ret]

"zomg u look like such a douchebag m8, douchebag, fat nerd tech, lame, go outside ur basement, i own a console and im a fucking stud"

Basically stuff like that.  Just surprising how much there is, given it's a damn cool piece of tech.

Anybody who gives a fuck about looking silly while playing a game doesn't deserve to have that much fun.

I love you.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

"zomg u look like such a douchebag m8, douchebag, fat nerd tech, lame, go outside ur basement, i own a console and im a fucking stud"

Basically stuff like that.  Just surprising how much there is, given it's a damn cool piece of tech.

Anybody who gives a fuck about looking silly while playing a game doesn't deserve to have that much fun.

I love you.

[Suu]

And now there's dickpics all over Discordian selfies.

Fuck it. I'm out of all these fucking groups. Nobody add me again. Goddamnit.

[Suu]

The aurora borealis was killed by the moon last night.  We had a blue green horizon with some random flickers coming up and then the moon went and decided to be a douchebag.

[LMNO]

So, it's generally known I'm apathetic as fuck on FB, but holy shitballs, I think it's worth the seven seconds of clicking it takes to leave all these incredibly stupid, hurtful, and hateful Discordian pages people keep volunteering me to.

Are you in Eris's Disco Clitterball? I think it's the only one that's not full of assholes. It has an actual moderator who has made it clear that it isn't a free-for-all, and it's female-friendly so the misogynists stay away.

Invite me, please!

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

And now there's dickpics all over Discordian selfies.

Fuck it. I'm out of all these fucking groups. Nobody add me again. Goddamnit.

I kind of enjoyed the dick pics, actually... they were posted on request by some of the single ladies. But you don't expect that kind of thing on Facebook. I didn't ask for them, given that it's not my bag, but there was ample warning and I stuck around for them.

But holy shit, some of those guys are gorgeous. Gary whatever his name is... oh my god. Beautiful. And his pictures were beautifully composed.

[Cain]

Computer so slow....

Not sure if it's network problems, the dongle, or a combination of the two (my personal bet).  Either way, my internet is crawling along.  Bleh.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

So, it's generally known I'm apathetic as fuck on FB, but holy shitballs, I think it's worth the seven seconds of clicking it takes to leave all these incredibly stupid, hurtful, and hateful Discordian pages people keep volunteering me to.

Are you in Eris's Disco Clitterball? I think it's the only one that's not full of assholes. It has an actual moderator who has made it clear that it isn't a free-for-all, and it's female-friendly so the misogynists stay away.

Invite me, please!

Invited!

[LMNO]

Thanks! It already feels better.

[Ben Shapiro]

Jewcat's final PC part came in.

Celebrated with butt secks.

Must stop fapping to high definition porn. I can see parts of the vagina I never seen before. In HIGH-DEF!

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Thanks! It already feels better.

Yeah it's nowhere near as busy, but also doesn't attract the attention-whore shit-spewers, racists, and MRAs.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I apparently had amazing sex last night, and only barely remember it. Way too much whiskey, combined with way too much oldness. My boyfriend tells me that it was incredible.

I feel totally cheated. GodDAMNIT.

[minuspace]

So there's this little mini-Doberman that visits at night and sleeps under my bed.  Kinda v.super cute to wake up and find you actually have a guest.  Well, turns out hes's off tomorrow, might be back next year    This is why I don't have many friends.

[EK WAFFLR]

Laibach were awesome.

[Suu]

I'm going to the expensive nail salon tomorrow to get dolled up for the week of Navy things. I kinda want to shoot myself for how much I'm paying, but the place closest to me is gross and they did a shitty job, and it's worth paying the extra to get the gel with a 10 day guarantee.

I'm nervous as fuck. Husband leaves for work at 4am, and they are going to make his life a living hell until midnight. I'll see him on Tuesday for the pinning ceremony, during which I must not fall and die in my adorbs heels that are not friendly to my non-existent bunions, so I need to remember to get moleskin tomorrow. I still need to finish making my living room and bathroom look presentable for the in-laws. They aren't filthy, but we own a lot of stuff, and for some reason, my coffee table is a magnet for it. My bathroom just needs a wipe down and a sweep. Oh, and vacuum, must vacuum the whole house.