Andrew WK is a philosopher of our time.

[EK WAFFLR]

Ask Andrew W.K.: My Dad Is a Right-Wing Asshole

This is simply brilliant.

[Cain]

I tried to read that, but whenever I did, it metamorphosed into:

You,
You work all night (all night)
And when you work you don't feel all right
And when,
When things stop feeling all right (all right)
And everything is all right

'Cos we will never listen to your rules (no)
We will never do as others do (no)
Know what we want and we get it from you
Do what we like and we like what we do

So let's get a party going (let's get a party going)
Now it's time to party and we'll party hard (party hard)
Let's get a party going (let's get a party going)
When it's time to party we will always party hard
Party hard (party hard, party hard, party hard party hard, party hard, party hard party hard, party hard, party hard...)

All right
You,
You fight that fight
And when you're fightin' you feel all right
But when,
When things stop feeling all right (all right)
And everything is all right

Are we sure this isn't a ghost writer?

[Junkenstein]

Either way, there's uses for this:


I've had a look at a couple of articles and they're actually surprisingly well written. Above average for advice columns, certainly. Ghost writer? I'd doubt it. If for no other reason than it's just seems amusing enough to be legit.

[Raz Tech]

He was a motivational speaker at one point (he might still be) and is a surprisingly eloquent speaker/writer, in addition to being an above average party animal.  I'm thoroughly convinced that one day he will save the world.

[scaredchao]

http://www.cracked.com/blog/4-musical-geniuses-hiding-in-unexpected-bands_p2/

[Suu]

I tried to read that, but whenever I did, it metamorphosed into:

You,
You work all night (all night)
And when you work you don't feel all right
And when,
When things stop feeling all right (all right)
And everything is all right

'Cos we will never listen to your rules (no)
We will never do as others do (no)
Know what we want and we get it from you
Do what we like and we like what we do

So let's get a party going (let's get a party going)
Now it's time to party and we'll party hard (party hard)
Let's get a party going (let's get a party going)
When it's time to party we will always party hard
Party hard (party hard, party hard, party hard party hard, party hard, party hard party hard, party hard, party hard...)

All right
You,
You fight that fight
And when you're fightin' you feel all right
But when,
When things stop feeling all right (all right)
And everything is all right

Are we sure this isn't a ghost writer?

Good to know that I'm not the only one who had that immediately pop into my head.

[xXRon_Paul_42016Xxx(weed)]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4p_N8P-Tyxk

He knows whats up.

[Slyph]

He heard about one of my buds getting her engagement ring stolen right off her finger while she lay in a park having an epileptic fit...

Dude gave her and her fiancee tickets, and tshirts.

[Chelagoras The Boulder]

Andrew Wk and Russel Brand need to do The Fusion Dance NAO.