Roger/Waffle pointlessly pushing iron up in the air thread (warning: geekery)

[Doktor Howl]

New rage-driven PR at the gym, WAY higher than previous PR.  250 pounds (113 Kg) on the bench with fatbar, 10 reps.  My entire upper body is dead.  It will soon begin to horribly decompose.  I am having my valet type this.

I will haunt your bathrooms forever.

[Doktor Howl]

And then whey powder and carb cramming.

I am now trying not to throw up all over everything.

[Doktor Howl]

What's really funny is that I'm doing this for my health, and it's working.

BUT I always feel like shit because of it.



I FUCKING HATE IRONY.

[EK WAFFLR]

TEN REPS ON 113 KGS? FUUUUUCK.

[EK WAFFLR]

Tried geared squats yesterday. It was so painful, I experienced what the fetishists and kinksters called sub drop.

[Doktor Howl]

TEN REPS ON 113 KGS? FUUUUUCK.

I was really, really angry. 

[Junkenstein]

Hulk WOMP required.

[EK WAFFLR]

TEN REPS ON 113 KGS? FUUUUUCK.

I was really, really angry.

Must have been. I can't do one of those using a double board, even.

[Doktor Howl]

Tried geared squats yesterday. It was so painful, I experienced what the fetishists and kinksters called sub drop.

I am terrible at squats.  So terrible that I won't discuss it until I get better at it.

[Doktor Howl]

TEN REPS ON 113 KGS? FUUUUUCK.

I was really, really angry.

Must have been. I can't do one of those using a double board, even.

This was 113 Kg total, not 113 Kg dumbbells, mind you.

[EK WAFFLR]

TEN REPS ON 113 KGS? FUUUUUCK.

I was really, really angry.

Must have been. I can't do one of those using a double board, even.

This was 113 Kg total, not 113 Kg dumbbells, mind you.

Still can't do it. My total 1RM is 100.

[EK WAFFLR]

Tried geared squats yesterday. It was so painful, I experienced what the fetishists and kinksters called sub drop.

I am terrible at squats.  So terrible that I won't discuss it until I get better at it.

I'm getting better at them. WIll be quite some time before I'm trying them geared again. My legs still hurt. Fucking suit and wraps.
Still. I am a glutton for punishment, so I'm trying geared deadlifts on friday.

[Doktor Howl]

Tried geared squats yesterday. It was so painful, I experienced what the fetishists and kinksters called sub drop.

I am terrible at squats.  So terrible that I won't discuss it until I get better at it.

I'm getting better at them. WIll be quite some time before I'm trying them geared again. My legs still hurt. Fucking suit and wraps.
Still. I am a glutton for punishment, so I'm trying geared deadlifts on friday.

I don't do gear.  I'm a bit of a puritan about that shit...If I can't do it raw, I can't do it.

But that's just a personal preference.  I don't run around telling people how to lift.

[EK WAFFLR]

I don't either. I'm probably never gonna compete geared. I just wanted to try it, to see how it works.

[Doktor Howl]

Today, we were introduced to the horror that is circuits.

I died.