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Roger/Waffle pointlessly pushing iron up in the air thread (warning: geekery)

Started by The Good Reverend Roger, August 26, 2014, 08:13:45 PM

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Doktor Howl

#210
May 19, 2015, 02:26:24 AM
New rage-driven PR at the gym, WAY higher than previous PR.  250 pounds (113 Kg) on the bench with fatbar, 10 reps.  My entire upper body is dead.  It will soon begin to horribly decompose.  I am having my valet type this.

I will haunt your bathrooms forever.
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Doktor Howl

#211
May 19, 2015, 03:06:48 AM
And then whey powder and carb cramming.

I am now trying not to throw up all over everything.
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Doktor Howl

#212
May 19, 2015, 03:07:44 AM
What's really funny is that I'm doing this for my health, and it's working.

BUT I always feel like shit because of it.

:lulz:

I FUCKING HATE IRONY. :tgrr:
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EK WAFFLR

#213
May 19, 2015, 10:07:57 AM
TEN REPS ON 113 KGS? FUUUUUCK.
"At first I lifted weights.  But then I asked myself, 'why not people?'  Now everyone runs for the fjord when they see me."


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EK WAFFLR

#214
May 19, 2015, 10:08:50 AM
Tried geared squats yesterday. It was so painful, I experienced what the fetishists and kinksters called sub drop.
"At first I lifted weights.  But then I asked myself, 'why not people?'  Now everyone runs for the fjord when they see me."


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Doktor Howl

#215
May 19, 2015, 02:52:27 PM
Quote from: The All-Seeing Waffle on May 19, 2015, 10:07:57 AM
TEN REPS ON 113 KGS? FUUUUUCK.

I was really, really angry. 
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Junkenstein

#216
May 19, 2015, 04:40:51 PM
Hulk WOMP required.
Nine naked Men just walking down the road will cause a heap of trouble for all concerned.

EK WAFFLR

#217
May 19, 2015, 08:26:25 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on May 19, 2015, 02:52:27 PM
Quote from: The All-Seeing Waffle on May 19, 2015, 10:07:57 AM
TEN REPS ON 113 KGS? FUUUUUCK.

I was really, really angry.

Must have been. I can't do one of those using a double board, even.
"At first I lifted weights.  But then I asked myself, 'why not people?'  Now everyone runs for the fjord when they see me."


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Doktor Howl

#218
May 19, 2015, 08:34:46 PM
Quote from: The All-Seeing Waffle on May 19, 2015, 10:08:50 AM
Tried geared squats yesterday. It was so painful, I experienced what the fetishists and kinksters called sub drop.

I am terrible at squats.  So terrible that I won't discuss it until I get better at it.
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Doktor Howl

#219
May 19, 2015, 08:35:22 PM
Quote from: The All-Seeing Waffle on May 19, 2015, 08:26:25 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on May 19, 2015, 02:52:27 PM
Quote from: The All-Seeing Waffle on May 19, 2015, 10:07:57 AM
TEN REPS ON 113 KGS? FUUUUUCK.

I was really, really angry.

Must have been. I can't do one of those using a double board, even.

This was 113 Kg total, not 113 Kg dumbbells, mind you.
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EK WAFFLR

#220
May 19, 2015, 08:41:12 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on May 19, 2015, 08:35:22 PM
Quote from: The All-Seeing Waffle on May 19, 2015, 08:26:25 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on May 19, 2015, 02:52:27 PM
Quote from: The All-Seeing Waffle on May 19, 2015, 10:07:57 AM
TEN REPS ON 113 KGS? FUUUUUCK.

I was really, really angry.

Must have been. I can't do one of those using a double board, even.

This was 113 Kg total, not 113 Kg dumbbells, mind you.

Still can't do it. My total 1RM is 100.
"At first I lifted weights.  But then I asked myself, 'why not people?'  Now everyone runs for the fjord when they see me."


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EK WAFFLR

#221
May 19, 2015, 08:42:18 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on May 19, 2015, 08:34:46 PM
Quote from: The All-Seeing Waffle on May 19, 2015, 10:08:50 AM
Tried geared squats yesterday. It was so painful, I experienced what the fetishists and kinksters called sub drop.

I am terrible at squats.  So terrible that I won't discuss it until I get better at it.

I'm getting better at them. WIll be quite some time before I'm trying them geared again. My legs still hurt. Fucking suit and wraps.
Still. I am a glutton for punishment, so I'm trying geared deadlifts on friday.
"At first I lifted weights.  But then I asked myself, 'why not people?'  Now everyone runs for the fjord when they see me."


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Doktor Howl

#222
May 19, 2015, 08:45:45 PM
Quote from: The All-Seeing Waffle on May 19, 2015, 08:42:18 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on May 19, 2015, 08:34:46 PM
Quote from: The All-Seeing Waffle on May 19, 2015, 10:08:50 AM
Tried geared squats yesterday. It was so painful, I experienced what the fetishists and kinksters called sub drop.

I am terrible at squats.  So terrible that I won't discuss it until I get better at it.

I'm getting better at them. WIll be quite some time before I'm trying them geared again. My legs still hurt. Fucking suit and wraps.
Still. I am a glutton for punishment, so I'm trying geared deadlifts on friday.

I don't do gear.  I'm a bit of a puritan about that shit...If I can't do it raw, I can't do it.

But that's just a personal preference.  I don't run around telling people how to lift.
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EK WAFFLR

#223
May 19, 2015, 08:49:13 PM
I don't either. I'm probably never gonna compete geared. I just wanted to try it, to see how it works.
"At first I lifted weights.  But then I asked myself, 'why not people?'  Now everyone runs for the fjord when they see me."


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Doktor Howl

#224
May 21, 2015, 04:13:53 AM
Today, we were introduced to the horror that is circuits.

I died.
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