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Started by Mesozoic Mister Nigel, September 05, 2014, 05:51:06 PM

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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#240
November 08, 2014, 01:15:52 AM
I don't think he wants to teach and doesn't care.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

hirley0

#241
November 08, 2014, 01:10:21 PM
Quote from: hirley0 on October 29, 2014, 02:00:01 PM
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hirley0

#242
November 08, 2014, 01:14:58 PM Last Edit: November 08, 2014, 01:17:52 PM by hirley0
5:10:21 hard to believe really. an actual post #FF9080

Suu

#243
November 08, 2014, 09:54:38 PM
I'm watching this Catholic Church BS unfold with Frankie demoting an American cardinal for being a douchenozzle, and all I can think about is, "Oh here we go, I thought the Council of Basel fixed this."



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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#244
November 11, 2014, 10:44:31 PM
Pet peeve of the day: when I complain about having a really bad lecturer in one of my classes and someone says "Well that class has a reputation for being one of the hardest classes".

No shit? Maybe you can direct me to one of the upper-division molecular biology or neuroscience classes that doesn't have that reputation. Maybe epigenetics or recombinant DNA techniques or neuropharmacology has a reputation for being an easy A.

Which has absolutely fuck-all to do with the fact that this guy couldn't teach his way out of preschool with the alphabet song.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#245
November 11, 2014, 11:32:17 PM
Got an email back from Dr. Crespo. He's going to introduce me to Dr. Fair.

OH MY NERVES.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#246
November 13, 2014, 06:31:24 PM
I registered for classes today! So looking forward to the end of this brutal wretched term. Next term I'm taking genetics, neurophysiology, neuropharmacology, TAing perception, and going to Borneo.

Bonus: I am done with classes before noon every day but Monday and Wednesday. Wednesday's going to be brutal (morning classes 9-11:20, evening class is 5:30-9:20) but it will give me time to go swimming, grade papers, and hold office hours.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#247
November 14, 2014, 10:16:33 PM
I have a cold, it is wretched, and I am supposed to do case studies on 3 natural disasters by Tuesday.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#248
November 14, 2014, 10:20:34 PM
To be clear, my teammates decided that they wanted to do our term project on disaster recovery, which is a topic that is not of any particular interest to me, so now I have to plod through paper after paper of I don't give a fuck.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Reginald Ret

#249
November 16, 2014, 11:05:43 PM
Quote from: Sexy St. Nigel on November 14, 2014, 10:20:34 PM
To be clear, my teammates decided that they wanted to do our term project on disaster recovery, which is a topic that is not of any particular interest to me, so now I have to plod through paper after paper of I don't give a fuck.
Ouch, good luck. And that on top of a cold.
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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#250
November 17, 2014, 04:42:07 AM
Quote from: Reginald Ret (07/05/1983 - 06/11/2014) on November 16, 2014, 11:05:43 PM
Quote from: Sexy St. Nigel on November 14, 2014, 10:20:34 PM
To be clear, my teammates decided that they wanted to do our term project on disaster recovery, which is a topic that is not of any particular interest to me, so now I have to plod through paper after paper of I don't give a fuck.
Ouch, good luck. And that on top of a cold.

Yes. Plus the week before my Molecular Bio midterm they decided that we each need to produce case studies on three disasters. So, in between studying for the exam and trying to stay caught up on Ochem, I've been trying to write THREE FUCKING CASE STUDIES.

At least I got to choose my own disasters to do case studies on, so I chose the oyster fisheries collapse due to ocean acidification (current and ongoing), the early warm season that destroyed the Central Valley strawberry industry in Oregon in the early 1980's, and the Dust Bowl.

Good luck translating any of this shit into your disaster relief scenarios, assholes.

"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#251
November 17, 2014, 04:43:12 AM
I BET YOU WEREN'T THINKING OF AGRICULTURAL DISASTERS, WERE YOU? AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#252
November 17, 2014, 04:44:14 AM
Meanwhile, they're all working on Hurricane Katrina, tsunamis, and Chernobyl. THINK OUTSIDE THE BOX MOTHERFUCKERS.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#253
November 17, 2014, 04:45:43 AM
This is going to make the meeting on Tuesday really awkward.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

LMNO

#254
November 17, 2014, 11:58:51 AM
I eagerly await reports of the ensewing meltdown of your team.
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