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TESTEMONAIL:  Right and Discordianism allows room for personal interpretation. You have your theories and I have mine. Unlike Christianity, Discordia allows room for ideas and opinions, and mine is well-informed and based on ancient philosophy and theology, so, my neo-Discordian friends, open your minds to my interpretation and I will open my mind to yours. That's fair enough, right? Just claiming to be discordian should mean that your mind is open and willing to learn and share ideas. You guys are fucking bashing me and your laughing at my theologies and my friends know what's up and are laughing at you and honestly this is my last shot at putting a label on my belief structure and your making me lose all hope of ever finding a ideological group I can relate to because you don't even know what the fuck I'm talking about and everything I have said is based on the founding principals of real Discordianism. Expand your mind.

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Started by Mesozoic Mister Nigel, September 06, 2014, 04:19:23 AM

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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

September 06, 2014, 04:19:23 AM
This shit is FUCKING FUNNY. https://twitter.com/KimKierkegaard

"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

The Johnny

#1
September 06, 2014, 03:08:20 PM
I CANNOT EVEN
<<My image in some places, is of a monster of some kind who wants to pull a string and manipulate people. Nothing could be further from the truth. People are manipulated; I just want them to be manipulated more effectively.>>

-B.F. Skinner

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

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September 06, 2014, 03:23:16 PM
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Cain

#3
September 06, 2014, 03:48:18 PM
I am suitably amused.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#4
September 06, 2014, 04:25:59 PM
QuoteYou struggled in the world, man against man, one against thousands, & most of all you struggled with God. It's fro yo time.

QuoteFor events, I like to pair bold lashes with a gnawing sense of futility.

This shit is pure genius.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

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#5
September 06, 2014, 06:00:20 PM
:lulz: :lulz: :lulz:

Oh man, this is the best thing on Twitter ever!
P E R   A S P E R A   A D   A S T R A

Suu

#6
September 06, 2014, 06:10:36 PM
HOLY SHIT I NEED TO FOLLOW THIS PERSON IMMEDIATELY
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Rico Escobar

#7
September 11, 2014, 06:57:25 PM
I kinda hate Twitter with every fiber of my soul.  After reading this, a few fibers changed their minds.
RICO ESCOBAR

President and Founder
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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#8
September 12, 2014, 09:25:27 PM
Quote from: Rico Escobar on September 11, 2014, 06:57:25 PM
I kinda hate Twitter with every fiber of my soul.  After reading this, a few fibers changed their minds.


:lulz:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

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