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Started by The Good Reverend Roger, September 15, 2014, 06:49:18 PM

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#15
September 16, 2014, 04:04:48 PM
Quote from: a somewhat wiser Joe. on September 16, 2014, 04:03:37 PM
My mistake. I saw an allegory where none was intended. This happens to me a lot.
Please do not take my lack of timely response as disrespect. I'm often going to be hopping in and out of PD.com trying to find time to interact as I can.

I liked the post and saw a parallel to other things in what you described. Good day to you also sir.

Tucson has no allegory.  It isn't possible.  It does exactly what it says on the label.

Same with the other two places.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.

#16
September 16, 2014, 06:35:01 PM
I think I started in Providence. I'm trying to get to Portland. Anything to stave off the inevitable arrival in Tucson. Anything.
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"The only way we can ever change anything is to look in the mirror and find no enemy." - Akala  'Find No Enemy'.

The Good Reverend Roger

#17
September 16, 2014, 09:36:50 PM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on September 16, 2014, 06:35:01 PM
I think I started in Providence. I'm trying to get to Portland. Anything to stave off the inevitable arrival in Tucson. Anything.

At no point should you make a left turn.  Even to get gasoline.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.

#18
September 17, 2014, 05:26:54 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 16, 2014, 09:36:50 PM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on September 16, 2014, 06:35:01 PM
I think I started in Providence. I'm trying to get to Portland. Anything to stave off the inevitable arrival in Tucson. Anything.

At no point should you make a left turn.  Even to get gasoline.

No, sir. I'm going to take my map and cut off the lower part. Or scribble that part out with black marker and write "HERE THERE BE MONSTERS" in neon paint. Nothing will exist in my happy little travels save a path to Portland. And if I hear the desert, if I hear Tucson calling me. If I see anything that isn't a bridge dancing across my path . . .

Well I'll just close my eyes, turn the wheel to the right, and drive faster.
Weevil-Infested Badfun Wrongsex Referee From The 9th Earth
Slick and Deranged Wombat of Manhood Questioning
Hulking Dormouse of Lust and DESPAIR™
Gatling Geyser of Rainbow AIDS

"The only way we can ever change anything is to look in the mirror and find no enemy." - Akala  'Find No Enemy'.

The Good Reverend Roger

#19
September 17, 2014, 05:29:21 PM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on September 17, 2014, 05:26:54 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 16, 2014, 09:36:50 PM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on September 16, 2014, 06:35:01 PM
I think I started in Providence. I'm trying to get to Portland. Anything to stave off the inevitable arrival in Tucson. Anything.

At no point should you make a left turn.  Even to get gasoline.

No, sir. I'm going to take my map and cut off the lower part. Or scribble that part out with black marker and write "HERE THERE BE MONSTERS" in neon paint. Nothing will exist in my happy little travels save a path to Portland. And if I hear the desert, if I hear Tucson calling me. If I see anything that isn't a bridge dancing across my path . . .

Well I'll just close my eyes, turn the wheel to the right, and drive faster.

For further advice, consult the old movie "Devil Rain".  If you see Ernest Borgnine in the road, RUN HIM OVER.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.
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