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Petition to change Dick Nixon back to Apple Talk

Started by Count Chocula, September 16, 2014, 11:51:37 PM

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What name is more eargasmic?

The new, trendy "Richard Nixon school of ballet and the arts"
The hard hitting, up in your face classic "Apple Talk"
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Count Chocula

September 16, 2014, 11:51:37 PM
 Personally, I'd have to say


:apple:

LMNO

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September 17, 2014, 12:28:45 AM
Who are you, and why should we care?

The Wizard Joseph

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September 17, 2014, 12:55:23 AM
Quote from: Count Chocula on September 16, 2014, 11:51:37 PM
Personally, I'd have to say


:apple:

:batman:

God I've missed the emotes here!
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September 17, 2014, 02:27:50 AM
Quote from: Count Chocula on September 16, 2014, 11:51:37 PM
Personally, I'd have to say


:apple:

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September 17, 2014, 07:18:03 AM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on September 17, 2014, 12:28:45 AM
Who are you, and why should we care?

It's Delcon.
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September 17, 2014, 09:16:49 AM
Quote from: a somewhat wiser Joe. on September 17, 2014, 12:55:23 AM

God I've missed the emotes here!

I stole this from somewhere, it's my favorite at the moment
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Cain

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September 17, 2014, 09:48:33 AM
Petition to change Delcon's name to Richard Nixon's Festering Corpse.

Junkenstein

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September 17, 2014, 10:00:17 AM
Petition to exhume Nixon's corpse and use it for, fuck knows, I'll think of something. 
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hooplala

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September 17, 2014, 01:07:59 PM
Quote from: Cain on September 17, 2014, 09:48:33 AM
Petition to change Delcon's name to Richard Nixon's Festering Corpse.

That would make him unfairly more interesting than he actually is.
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September 17, 2014, 01:20:12 PM
pention to ban history from our schools

something about time travelers using our own history against us

or  :?
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September 17, 2014, 02:18:15 PM
Petition to change forum name back to "No Exit" and force everyone to change names to original members so we can LARP the Good Old Days.
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September 17, 2014, 03:05:08 PM
When did we start spelling pention the way those dictionary wankers spell it? I must have missed that memo  :argh!:

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September 17, 2014, 03:09:00 PM
Petition to get P3nt paper that will withstand his glare.
Nine naked Men just walking down the road will cause a heap of trouble for all concerned.

The Good Reverend Roger

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September 17, 2014, 03:15:57 PM
Quote from: Hoopla on September 17, 2014, 01:07:59 PM
Quote from: Cain on September 17, 2014, 09:48:33 AM
Petition to change Delcon's name to Richard Nixon's Festering Corpse.

That would make him unfairly more interesting than he actually is.

Well, that's it, right?  I mean, this board is more or less on life support, and Choco/Delcon spends time trolling here, when there are other places where he could actually be funny?

He is tedious.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

#14
September 17, 2014, 03:26:57 PM
(Which is odd, because I have it on good authority that he is the FUNNIEST TROLL EVER.)
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.
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