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Re: Soylent and other complete foods for your incomplete face
« Reply #15 on: September 26, 2014, 06:05:03 pm »
Hey!  How long has the Doktor been IN?

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Re: Soylent and other complete foods for your incomplete face
« Reply #16 on: September 26, 2014, 06:14:59 pm »
Hey!  How long has the Doktor been IN?

About 3 hours.  There is a sickness which must be treated.
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Who said: Two vast and trunkless legs of stone
Stand in the desert. Near them, on the sand,
Half sunk, shattered underpance lies,
With blown elastic, and exploded back,
Tell that its sculptor well those passions read
Which yet survive, stamped on these lifeless things,
The hand that mocked them and the heart that fed:
And on the pedestal these words appear:
"My name is Doktor Howl, Spag of Spags:
Look on my ass, ye Mighty, and despair!"
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Re: Soylent and other complete foods for your incomplete face
« Reply #17 on: September 26, 2014, 07:16:58 pm »
It's funny that The Lesser Poptard keeps talking as if he's beyond racism, then calls people nigger.
 
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Re: Soylent and other complete foods for your incomplete face
« Reply #18 on: September 26, 2014, 07:30:00 pm »


What do you think people are going to judge you on, your aura?  :lol:

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Re: Soylent and other complete foods for your incomplete face
« Reply #19 on: September 26, 2014, 09:14:25 pm »
It's funny that The Lesser Poptard keeps talking as if he's beyond racism, then calls people nigger.
 
I haven't laughed this hard since I watched The Day the Clown Cried.

Normally, I would prescribe chloroform and a late night swim.  However, there are no lakes in New Hampshire.
I met a traveller from an antique land
Who said: Two vast and trunkless legs of stone
Stand in the desert. Near them, on the sand,
Half sunk, shattered underpance lies,
With blown elastic, and exploded back,
Tell that its sculptor well those passions read
Which yet survive, stamped on these lifeless things,
The hand that mocked them and the heart that fed:
And on the pedestal these words appear:
"My name is Doktor Howl, Spag of Spags:
Look on my ass, ye Mighty, and despair!"
Nothing beside remains. Round the decay
Of that colossal wreck, boundless and bare
The lone and level sands stretch far away.

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Re: Soylent and other complete foods for your incomplete face
« Reply #20 on: September 26, 2014, 11:20:25 pm »
It's funny that The Lesser Poptard keeps talking as if he's beyond racism, then calls people nigger.
 
I haven't laughed this hard since I watched The Day the Clown Cried.

Normally, I would prescribe chloroform and a late night swim.  However, there are no lakes in New Hampshire.
Swimming doesn't require water, any liquid will do. Just a hint.
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Re: Soylent and other complete foods for your incomplete face
« Reply #21 on: September 26, 2014, 11:21:20 pm »
It's funny that The Lesser Poptard keeps talking as if he's beyond racism, then calls people nigger.
 
I haven't laughed this hard since I watched The Day the Clown Cried.

Normally, I would prescribe chloroform and a late night swim.  However, there are no lakes in New Hampshire.
Swimming doesn't require water, any liquid will do. Just a hint.

Works better if there's a slippery slope in front of it, at any rate.
I met a traveller from an antique land
Who said: Two vast and trunkless legs of stone
Stand in the desert. Near them, on the sand,
Half sunk, shattered underpance lies,
With blown elastic, and exploded back,
Tell that its sculptor well those passions read
Which yet survive, stamped on these lifeless things,
The hand that mocked them and the heart that fed:
And on the pedestal these words appear:
"My name is Doktor Howl, Spag of Spags:
Look on my ass, ye Mighty, and despair!"
Nothing beside remains. Round the decay
Of that colossal wreck, boundless and bare
The lone and level sands stretch far away.

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Re: Soylent and other complete foods for your incomplete face
« Reply #22 on: September 27, 2014, 08:44:54 pm »
It's funny that The Lesser Poptard keeps talking as if he's beyond racism, then calls people nigger.
 
I haven't laughed this hard since I watched The Day the Clown Cried.

Normally, I would prescribe chloroform and a late night swim.  However, there are no lakes in New Hampshire.
Swimming doesn't require water, any liquid will do. Just a hint.

Works better if there's a slippery slope in front of it, at any rate.
Very true. Thinking a bit more has lead me to this conclusion: not all lakes contain water.
Lord Byron: "Those who will not reason, are bigots, those who cannot, are fools, and those who dare not, are slaves."

Nigel saying the wisest words ever uttered: "It's just a suffix."

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Re: Soylent and other complete foods for your incomplete face
« Reply #23 on: September 30, 2014, 07:00:25 am »
It's funny that The Lesser Poptard keeps talking as if he's beyond racism, then calls people nigger.
 
I haven't laughed this hard since I watched The Day the Clown Cried.

Yeah, it's a little tiny bit self-contradictory.  :lulz:
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