Just 'cause this is a Discordian board doesn't mean we eat up dada bullshit
But this IS brilliant. Every odd-numbered version of Windows sucks, and this is the most effective way to avoid that problem.
But this IS brilliant. Every odd-numbered version of Windows sucks, and this is the most effective way to avoid that problem is to get into a position to rename future products in another way, Animals or some shit.
Quote from: V3X on October 01, 2014, 05:58:54 pmBut this IS brilliant. Every odd-numbered version of Windows sucks, and this is the most effective way to avoid that problem.I thought it was the other way around. 7 seems good. 8 seems crap.
Hitchhiker: You heard of this thing, the 8-Minute Abs?Ted: Yeah, sure, 8-Minute Abs. Yeah, the excercise video.Hitchhiker: Yeah, this is going to blow that right out of the water. Listen to this: 7... Minute... Abs.Ted: Right. Yes. OK, all right. I see where you're going.Hitchhiker: Think about it. You walk into a video store, you see 8-Minute Abs sittin' there, there's 7-Minute Abs right beside it. Which one are you gonna pick, man?Ted: I would go for the 7.Hitchhiker: Bingo, man, bingo. 7-Minute Abs. And we guarantee just as good a workout as the 8-minute folk.Ted: You guarantee it? That's - how do you do that?Hitchhiker: If you're not happy with the first 7 minutes, we're gonna send you the extra minute free. You see? That's it. That's our motto. That's where we're comin' from. That's from "A" to "B".Ted: That's right. That's - that's good. That's good. Unless, of course, somebody comes up with 6-Minute Abs. Then you're in trouble, huh?[Hitchhiker convulses]Hitchhiker: No! No, no, not 6! I said 7. Nobody's comin' up with 6. Who works out in 6 minutes? You won't even get your heart goin, not even a mouse on a wheel.Ted: That - good point.Hitchhiker: 7's the key number here. Think about it. 7-Elevens. 7 dwarves. 7, man, that's the number. 7 chipmunks twirlin' on a branch, eatin' lots of sunflowers on my uncle's ranch. You know that old children's tale from the sea. It's like you're dreamin' about Gorgonzola cheese when it's clearly Brie time, baby. Step into my office.Ted: Why?Hitchhiker: 'Cause you're fuckin' fired!
Is Windows 10. http://live.theverge.com/microsoft-windows-9-event-live-blog/#/
Keep in mind, this is the same company that chose Xbox 360 over Xbox 2, because they were afraid that rubes would see Playstation 3 and just assume that 3>2.
Quote from: xXRon_Paul_42016Xxx(weed) on October 02, 2014, 01:40:11 amKeep in mind, this is the same company that chose Xbox 360 over Xbox 2, because they were afraid that rubes would see Playstation 3 and just assume that 3>2.Where was that logic when they came up with Xbox One for the new machine then?
Desktop might not be dead but it is pissing blood and prone to bouts of memory loss and uncontrollable shaking. M$ core business is server and has been for decades. I'm pretty sure most of the last decade or so OS releases have been trolling people who insist on still buying desktops