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ITT I grow a beard and you tell me what shape to carve it into

Started by tyrannosaurus vex, October 01, 2014, 02:06:40 PM

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tyrannosaurus vex

October 01, 2014, 02:06:40 PM
And be creative! No points for just posting silly pictures from an image search.
Evil and Unfeeling Arse-Flenser From The City of the Damned.

Cain

#1
October 01, 2014, 02:18:22 PM
An upside down replica of your own facial features.

EK WAFFLR

#2
October 01, 2014, 02:22:06 PM
The tower of Pisa, leaning the wrong way.
"At first I lifted weights.  But then I asked myself, 'why not people?'  Now everyone runs for the fjord when they see me."


Horribly Oscillating Assbasket of Deliciousness
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Junkenstein

#3
October 01, 2014, 03:01:41 PM
A hand, pointing at who-ever is facing you.
Nine naked Men just walking down the road will cause a heap of trouble for all concerned.

EK WAFFLR

#4
October 01, 2014, 03:04:11 PM
"I'M WITH STUPID [finger pointing right]"
"At first I lifted weights.  But then I asked myself, 'why not people?'  Now everyone runs for the fjord when they see me."


Horribly Oscillating Assbasket of Deliciousness
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LMNO

#5
October 01, 2014, 04:20:13 PM
[obligatory]

Sacred Chao.

Eater of Clowns

#6
October 01, 2014, 04:45:23 PM
A deconstructive parody of a traditional beard, and masculinity itself.
Quote from: Pippa Twiddleton on December 22, 2012, 01:06:36 AM
EoC, you are the bane of my existence.

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 07, 2014, 01:18:23 AM
EoC doesn't make creepy.

EoC makes creepy worse.

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the afflicted persons get hold of and consume carrots even in socially quite unacceptable situations.

Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.

#7
October 01, 2014, 05:08:57 PM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on October 01, 2014, 04:45:23 PM
A deconstructive parody of a traditional beard, and masculinity itself.

LOL. So a soul patch?
Weevil-Infested Badfun Wrongsex Referee From The 9th Earth
Slick and Deranged Wombat of Manhood Questioning
Hulking Dormouse of Lust and DESPAIR™
Gatling Geyser of Rainbow AIDS

"The only way we can ever change anything is to look in the mirror and find no enemy." - Akala  'Find No Enemy'.

tyrannosaurus vex

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October 01, 2014, 05:33:52 PM
so far it is in "let everything grow unrestrained to see what i have to work with" mode. preliminary signs indicate the potential fairly full beard. Off the top of my head, I'm thinking this:

Evil and Unfeeling Arse-Flenser From The City of the Damned.

EK WAFFLR

#9
October 01, 2014, 06:08:28 PM
Find another guy with long beard, join them together to make SuperBeard, in the shape of London Bridge.
"At first I lifted weights.  But then I asked myself, 'why not people?'  Now everyone runs for the fjord when they see me."


Horribly Oscillating Assbasket of Deliciousness
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Junkenstein

#10
October 01, 2014, 06:21:03 PM
How about the "Hugh Glass":




Which is coincidently how i now refer to my skyrim setup which is currently broken beyond belief.
Nine naked Men just walking down the road will cause a heap of trouble for all concerned.

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#11
October 01, 2014, 08:03:24 PM
Mandlebrot.
P E R   A S P E R A   A D   A S T R A

LMNO

#12
October 01, 2014, 10:19:25 PM
Net wins. FRACTAL BEARD.

Suu

#13
October 02, 2014, 01:06:39 AM
Great A'Tuin from Discworld.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."
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