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Doktor Howl

Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 09, 2014, 12:00:55 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on December 08, 2014, 11:53:26 PM
Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 08, 2014, 11:45:14 PM
There is some kind of constant shrill shrieking coming from two houses down.

It does not sound like shrieks of terror. No. It sounds like the shrieks of a victorious 4-year-old who is holding her enemy's bloody head toward the heavens.

I support that sort of thing.

I have made note of the location of my potential young ally.

I feel another Nigel horror story coming on.

Not sure whether to do it here or at FB.  Probably both.
Molon Lube

Doktor Howl

Molon Lube

xXRon_Paul_42016Xxx(weed)

Recently while waiting in a Taco Bell drive through a guy played "what are you waiting for" by Nickleback three times in a row and told me that "No matter where you are in life everybody need to hear this song."

Ben Shapiro

Quote from: Doktor Howl on December 08, 2014, 10:08:14 PM
Quote from: Metal Bear on December 08, 2014, 09:50:11 PM
Banned from United Atheists Headquarters on facebook.

Saw THAT coming a mile away.

You should try my technique...Walk in, be REASONABLE, accidentally start HUGE ARGUMENTS, and then protest said arguments REASONABLY until everyone wants to kill you.

I like to achieve maximum butt-hurt.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: Doktor Howl on December 09, 2014, 12:11:27 AM
Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 09, 2014, 12:00:55 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on December 08, 2014, 11:53:26 PM
Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 08, 2014, 11:45:14 PM
There is some kind of constant shrill shrieking coming from two houses down.

It does not sound like shrieks of terror. No. It sounds like the shrieks of a victorious 4-year-old who is holding her enemy's bloody head toward the heavens.

I support that sort of thing.

I have made note of the location of my potential young ally.

I feel another Nigel horror story coming on.

Not sure whether to do it here or at FB.  Probably both.

:lulz:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: xXRon_Paul_42016Xxx(weed) on December 09, 2014, 03:00:47 AM
Recently while waiting in a Taco Bell drive through a guy played "what are you waiting for" by Nickleback three times in a row and told me that "No matter where you are in life everybody need to hear this song."

Wow, that's an amazing troll. I'm going to try it on campus.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Mesozoic Mister Nigel

"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


xXRon_Paul_42016Xxx(weed)

Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 09, 2014, 05:43:45 AM
Quote from: xXRon_Paul_42016Xxx(weed) on December 09, 2014, 03:00:47 AM
Recently while waiting in a Taco Bell drive through a guy played "what are you waiting for" by Nickleback three times in a row and told me that "No matter where you are in life everybody need to hear this song."

Wow, that's an amazing troll. I'm going to try it on campus.

He wasnt trolling.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: xXRon_Paul_42016Xxx(weed) on December 09, 2014, 05:49:14 AM
Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 09, 2014, 05:43:45 AM
Quote from: xXRon_Paul_42016Xxx(weed) on December 09, 2014, 03:00:47 AM
Recently while waiting in a Taco Bell drive through a guy played "what are you waiting for" by Nickleback three times in a row and told me that "No matter where you are in life everybody need to hear this song."

Wow, that's an amazing troll. I'm going to try it on campus.

He wasnt trolling.

It didn't sound like he was, but that doesn't matter.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Cain

Quote from: xXRon_Paul_42016Xxx(weed) on December 09, 2014, 05:49:14 AM
Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 09, 2014, 05:43:45 AM
Quote from: xXRon_Paul_42016Xxx(weed) on December 09, 2014, 03:00:47 AM
Recently while waiting in a Taco Bell drive through a guy played "what are you waiting for" by Nickleback three times in a row and told me that "No matter where you are in life everybody need to hear this song."

Wow, that's an amazing troll. I'm going to try it on campus.

He wasnt trolling.

Well I suppose once you've gone through that, you know you can handle the worst life has to throw at you.

xXRon_Paul_42016Xxx(weed)

Quote from: Cain on December 09, 2014, 07:52:50 AM
Quote from: xXRon_Paul_42016Xxx(weed) on December 09, 2014, 05:49:14 AM
Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 09, 2014, 05:43:45 AM
Quote from: xXRon_Paul_42016Xxx(weed) on December 09, 2014, 03:00:47 AM
Recently while waiting in a Taco Bell drive through a guy played "what are you waiting for" by Nickleback three times in a row and told me that "No matter where you are in life everybody need to hear this song."

Wow, that's an amazing troll. I'm going to try it on campus.

He wasnt trolling.

Well I suppose once you've gone through that, you know you can handle the worst life has to throw at you.

I deserve an Oscar for keeping a straight face.

Cain

In other news, I'm moving back to London.

Not only will I be living in central London for a ridiculously low rent, I will also be living next to a massage school.

LMNO


Junkenstein

Quote from: Cain on December 09, 2014, 09:42:38 AM
In other news, I'm moving back to London.

Not only will I be living in central London for a ridiculously low rent, I will also be living next to a massage school.

Is that some kind of euphemism? Because it really should be.
Nine naked Men just walking down the road will cause a heap of trouble for all concerned.

Cain

Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on December 09, 2014, 12:43:20 PM
Cain:  Pimpin'.

No, it's a classy joint, from what I can see.  Would have to be though, given property prices and rental in the area.

Quote from: Junkenstein on December 09, 2014, 01:10:07 PM
Is that some kind of euphemism? Because it really should be.

Yes, it is a euphemism for "babysitting teenagers whose parents have more money than time or common sense".  Oh, the massage thing?  Dunno.