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I slapped a new maxipad on the dog and strapped my helmet on tight...

Started by Doktor Howl, November 17, 2014, 08:42:18 PM

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Doktor Howl

November 17, 2014, 08:42:18 PM
...And nobody came to my PD party.   :cry:
Molon Lube

Ben Shapiro

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November 17, 2014, 09:01:10 PM
Because you hate freedom.
I bet you fed Rover GMO dog scraps!

Roly Poly Oly-Garch

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November 18, 2014, 02:23:36 PM
I greased my wooden tutu, and poured us all shots of kerosene...
Back to the fecal matter in the pool

Doktor Howl

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November 18, 2014, 02:24:44 PM
Quote from: NoLeDeMiel on November 18, 2014, 02:23:36 PM
I greased my wooden tutu, and poured us all shots of kerosene...

It won't help.  Trust me on this one.
Molon Lube

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

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November 19, 2014, 04:52:46 PM
I was busy trying to shoehorn my housemate out of the corset he got stuck in.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

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