Telarus's Random Idea

[Rev. Mondo Anvil]

So, a while back Telarus, KSC, decided to encrypt a piece of text using the Discordian Date it was written on.

I used the Playfair Cipher for this; enter in numbers in word form, e.g. "23" as "twentythree".

ODD# III(d)/5,iv;44Aft3180:

Pahcrmt 1, YUM HKGNMXM RR YUM CHOECAGII

--Brtn Rhet

1. Fm unom kavwdg rdeducxud hb gd vndhn fa ameo--edi, kuayki, nr rh cav ktabpmni ouey fm knvb REDDKTA!

2. Rh uewa vnif fay fde kfryumfd ore kawlxn udi cav ktabpmng om, kehadmlds ymmo rh'wa kuad kmoy yr tspgo mctda.

3. Mcp Kuefn ven fcvh rde lddsnra; xdelxh, gmkg rd ktagdntc awat yum admled Khionodedu, qsh hrnho rh vec crtm eotmni gd ieol krtdafd, carcn, udi ngdc aykmn.

4. F ayx rum neewdaccud nr korvs ec, yda hnmndnh hum ryumt, dg om umetyd! Quey omet fm hrtm ruer xuey fm unod rtrhsmyad?

5. Watdpt, watdpt G nho asyr fra, sry mcx mum Ngdgifde Ildgifden fo yum Cuontdnc Lxbmilcnml, vrewgdi yynmrumt di ambmlfmkdn, bfaki nf adrxgdm rum cmdi xdym ytslmbmontc ng unoh rde cudukmcc veodgdsn.

[Telarus]

Yeah, that's bad-ass. I'll have to investigate decrypting this later.