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Re: 55 GALLONS OF WATER BASED LUBE
« Reply #1 on: December 03, 2014, 12:14:31 am »
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Re: 55 GALLONS OF WATER BASED LUBE
« Reply #2 on: December 03, 2014, 12:15:42 am »
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Re: 55 GALLONS OF WATER BASED LUBE
« Reply #3 on: December 03, 2014, 12:16:28 am »
Finally even something I can use!

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Re: 55 GALLONS OF WATER BASED LUBE
« Reply #4 on: December 03, 2014, 02:31:41 am »
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Re: 55 GALLONS OF WATER BASED LUBE
« Reply #5 on: December 03, 2014, 02:43:39 am »
That's what George Takei says.
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Re: 55 GALLONS OF WATER BASED LUBE
« Reply #6 on: December 03, 2014, 02:44:57 am »
I highly recommend that if you have several hours to waste, you search "Badonkadonk tank" in all departments, and have a look at the other items that come up.
“I’m guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk,” Charles Wick said. “It was very complicated.”


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Re: 55 GALLONS OF WATER BASED LUBE
« Reply #7 on: December 03, 2014, 07:59:25 am »
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Re: 55 GALLONS OF WATER BASED LUBE
« Reply #8 on: December 03, 2014, 11:54:27 am »
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Re: 55 GALLONS OF WATER BASED LUBE
« Reply #9 on: December 03, 2014, 02:35:30 pm »
To think what I could do with 55 gallons of lube.... Wish list to be made.
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Re: 55 GALLONS OF WATER BASED LUBE
« Reply #10 on: December 03, 2014, 04:22:07 pm »
It's a bit funny, and followed by unsettling that the first two items that "Customers Also Viewed" are One Way Mirror Window Bird Feeder, followed by "Large Vinyl Gender Neutral Asian" which in the thumbnail pic is shaped like a baby
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Re: 55 GALLONS OF WATER BASED LUBE
« Reply #11 on: December 03, 2014, 04:30:42 pm »
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Re: 55 GALLONS OF WATER BASED LUBE
« Reply #12 on: December 03, 2014, 04:32:06 pm »
It's a bit funny, and followed by unsettling that the first two items that "Customers Also Viewed" are One Way Mirror Window Bird Feeder, followed by "Large Vinyl Gender Neutral Asian" which in the thumbnail pic is shaped like a baby

Also "Smiffy's Men's Gimp Costume Bodysuit with Straps and Chainmail Pants", "Olympia Universal 24000mAh Portable External Battery Charger Multi-Voltage (5V 12V 16V 19V) Power Bank" and "Disaster Bag/Body Bag".

 :lol:

The reviews on the large gender neutral asian are pretty amusing.
“I’m guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk,” Charles Wick said. “It was very complicated.”


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Re: 55 GALLONS OF WATER BASED LUBE
« Reply #13 on: December 03, 2014, 05:55:02 pm »
It's surely a bit of a rip-off price wise. Machine lube is pretty much the same shit and you can get drums of that for fuck all.


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Re: 55 GALLONS OF WATER BASED LUBE
« Reply #14 on: December 03, 2014, 06:10:27 pm »
It's a bit funny, and followed by unsettling that the first two items that "Customers Also Viewed" are One Way Mirror Window Bird Feeder, followed by "Large Vinyl Gender Neutral Asian" which in the thumbnail pic is shaped like a baby

Also "Smiffy's Men's Gimp Costume Bodysuit with Straps and Chainmail Pants", "Olympia Universal 24000mAh Portable External Battery Charger Multi-Voltage (5V 12V 16V 19V) Power Bank" and "Disaster Bag/Body Bag".

 :lol:

 :lulz: It's a pretty fantastic line-up.

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The reviews on the large gender neutral asian are pretty amusing.

 :lol: And now I must actually click on that and check them out. There were a few good ones in the "Banana Bunker" listed on the 2nd page of the recommendations. Then again, I suppose one could amuse themselves for quite a while poking through many of the reviews.

EDIT: The gender-neutral Asian reviews were definitely well-worth the read.  :lol:
« Last Edit: December 03, 2014, 06:12:54 pm by trippinprincezz13 »
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