SO my cubemate wasn't actually being sarcastic

[Trivial]

Had to be told by another co-worker that yes, he really does think chemtrails are real.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Oh, dear.

[Trivial]

I'm not sure whose sarcasm meter is off, mine or his.

[Doktor Howl]

This is gonna be the new anti-vax thing.

It occurs to me that the anti-education efforts of the right wing have in fact succeeded.

[P3nT4gR4m]

Without a depressing delve into the intardnet, chemtrails are thick fuckers who have noticed planes leave lines in the sky and "oh noez it's a massive conspiracy and reptiles and shit"?

[hooplala]

Without a depressing delve into the intardnet, chemtrails are thick fuckers who have noticed planes leave lines in the sky and "oh noez it's a massive conspiracy and reptiles and shit"?

Yes, they are constantly spraying us with sooper bad toxins... for... reasons.

[LMNO]

Contrails ("condensation trails") are thin, long clouds of condensation left behind by flying aircraft, usually caused by the condensation of hot airplane exhaust in cold air.

According to some conspiracy theorists, some of these are actually chemtrails, a form of aerial dispersal of chemicals by The Powers That Be for some vague but definitely nefarious purpose. This is one of the youngest among the established conspiracy theories, having been first discussed around 1996, and it is still going strong despite any evidence for it being laughably lacking.

[P3nT4gR4m]

BRB. Got a a mate who will definitely go for this 

[Roly Poly Oly-Garch]

Without a depressing delve into the intardnet, chemtrails are thick fuckers who have noticed planes leave lines in the sky and "oh noez it's a massive conspiracy and reptiles and shit"?

Yes, they are constantly spraying us with sooper bad toxins... for... reasons.

We need a sinister reasons emote.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HV9gRFv5Kgc

[Doktor Howl]

Without a depressing delve into the intardnet, chemtrails are thick fuckers who have noticed planes leave lines in the sky and "oh noez it's a massive conspiracy and reptiles and shit"?

Yes, they are constantly spraying us with sooper bad toxins... for... reasons.

It's a good thing the bad guys don't have to breathe the same air or anything.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

More from DBoots: https://www.youtube.com/user/dbootsthediva/videos

[Eater of Clowns]

I think this reaction nicely sums up my first exposure to the chemtrail nonsense. "Oh man that's BRILLIANT," followed by, "oh wait you're serious."

[Trivial]

So, because Iowa, I'm going to ask him why the dusting planes fly so low then.

[S]

I still keep hoping the conspiracy theory I came up with catches on: the fluoride in the water powers the batteries in the transmitters in your fillings. I introduced a few places a while back, intending to see firsthand how these things spread. Sadly, it never caught on.

Let us know how it goes with your case study. Errr. Cubemate.