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What degree are you?
« on: December 06, 2014, 01:22:40 pm »
I'll start. I'm a Chaplain, so 3rd degree.
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Re: What degree are you?
« Reply #1 on: December 06, 2014, 02:21:37 pm »
I'm a Slimy Thing, what degree is that?
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Re: What degree are you?
« Reply #2 on: December 06, 2014, 03:38:07 pm »
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Re: What degree are you?
« Reply #3 on: December 06, 2014, 04:29:19 pm »
I'm 1/3πr2h

Why do you ask?
“I’m guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk,” Charles Wick said. “It was very complicated.”


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Re: What degree are you?
« Reply #4 on: December 06, 2014, 04:48:26 pm »
I'm not sure what sort of degree it is, but the hospital promises I should be able to get some grafts soon. Hopefully nobody will be able to tell I ever had it at all.
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Re: What degree are you?
« Reply #5 on: December 06, 2014, 04:56:14 pm »
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Re: What degree are you?
« Reply #6 on: December 06, 2014, 05:51:49 pm »
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Re: What degree are you?
« Reply #7 on: December 06, 2014, 07:09:05 pm »
North by northwest

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Re: What degree are you?
« Reply #8 on: December 06, 2014, 08:11:07 pm »
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Re: What degree are you?
« Reply #9 on: December 07, 2014, 12:56:54 am »
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Re: What degree are you?
« Reply #10 on: December 07, 2014, 01:03:47 am »
I'm 45 degrees so I seem to be pretty sharp - though I might actually be 315 in disguise, its hard to know really
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Re: What degree are you?
« Reply #11 on: December 07, 2014, 01:20:15 am »
I converted to radians
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Re: What degree are you?
« Reply #12 on: December 07, 2014, 03:14:43 pm »
I am a 99th degree Holy Man™.  I'd have gone even higher, but the fucking programmers only made room for two digits.

So everybody take your pants off now.

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Re: What degree are you?
« Reply #13 on: December 07, 2014, 03:58:03 pm »
I am a 99th degree Holy Man™.  I'd have gone even higher, but the fucking programmers only made room for two digits.

So everybody take your pants off now.

I wasn't wearing any, anyway.

It would be unbefitting my position as a 1/3πr2h° nincompomp.
“I’m guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk,” Charles Wick said. “It was very complicated.”


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Re: What degree are you?
« Reply #14 on: December 07, 2014, 03:59:08 pm »

I wasn't wearing any, anyway.

It would be unbefitting my position as a 1/3πr2h° nincompomp.

And it is my belief that Oregon was correct when they passed that law.  You are a menace, and pants just make it worse.